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The final countdown: Who will win our $3000 Velocity Micro PC this Xmas? photo

ONE SHALL STAND. ONE THOUSAND SHALL FALL.

While we wish we had a couple of hundred computers to give away next week, we only have but one succulent Velocity Micro Quad-core Mega Gaming Orgasm™ PC to give away along with a free copy of Crysis -- and you have less than 72 hours to get your photo entry in.  If you just found out about the contest it is not too late to enter, but you're going to be going up against some pretty stiff competition. All you have to do is take photo of yourself in front of this page and post it on your community blog -- that's all there is to it.  To win the grand prize, your photo simply has to blow our mind. Interpret that any way you'd like, just don't hurt yourself (too much)!

Who's in the lead today?  It's hard to say.  Thornn, Dutch, Dexter, and various others have been pushing the envelope and I think we're going to see some insane entries appear at the last minute, like those ninjas that steal all those eBay auctions away from you. The hilarious entry above is from MikeMGN's blog, who talked his girlfriend into channeling Edvard Munch. Simple, but surprisingly effective! I laughed so hard I almost accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with my DS stylus.

In need of a strategy? Think outside of the box. Some contestants are doing series of photos, videos, and other tactics to bend the rules in their favor.  Due to the sheer awesomeoness of some of these entries we will also be awarding some mystery prizes to the top 10 runner-ups, so gather your loved ones and tuck your genitalia between your legs -- this is going to be a close photo finish! Pun intended, HAHA!  

Goodnight, and good luck.






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Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 17:17
Cheeburga
Jeez.
Well, my vote is for Thorn.
Looks like he needs a new comp anyways.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 17:22
EternalDeathSlayer
Yeah, that is not that great. It's kinda funny, but I agree with Chee, Thornn deserves this more than anybody at this point. For fucks sake, he has two kids and makes 7 bucks and hour. And he is willing to show his disgusting nakedness to us all just for the comp.

Giving it to someone else would be wrong, nobody's entries beat his.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 17:22
Niero
He's definitely among the stronger candidates. Anything can happen though. I can't wait to see if anyone has a secret weapon to pull out at the last minute.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 17:23
ceark
...
yeah I just looked at some of Thorn's entries. They're so highly disturubing that I don't think I could ever top that. And I may be going blind now. maybe I should give up.

I still toast to destructoiders though. Beer is actually much tastier when it's robot head label.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 17:26
Niero
Just in case anyone wants to follow along:

Thornnn's Blog
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 17:29
Cheeburga
God. Those pictures..
Tragic_hero 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 17:31
Tragic_hero
That girl has no shirt on!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 17:38
Samit Sarkar
Due to the sheer awesomeoness of some of these entries we will also be awarding some mystery prizes to the top 10 runner-ups, so gather your loved ones and tuck your genelia between your legs -- this is going to be a close photo finish!

Not to be an asshole, but you mean “awesomeness” and “genitalia”, right?

Also, won’t the top 10 entries all come from Thornnn or Dexter anyway?
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 17:52
michiyoyoshiku
I suffer from anxiety and major panic attacks give it to me.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 17:57
Justice
I was thinking more Frida Kahlo


Jokin!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:11
wardrox
MY EYES! MY EYES ARE ON FIRE!!!!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:14
EternalDeathSlayer
LOL @ WARDROX. You're gonna make her cry. LoL
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:16
Excel-2011
I get the feeling I've been pigeonholed.
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:22
Gamechamp
Dagnabbit, this is no fair. I'm too poor for a camera. How can the people who TRULY deserve the computer (me, me, and more me) get it if the entire reason they deserve it is because they lack the funds to enter it?

And the only person I know with a camera is a jerkface and won't let me borrow it.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:26
wardrox
I wasn't referring to her, it was Thornnn's ass that is now etched into my brain.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:29
Brian Szabelski
*hides my secret weapon from you all*

In due time, my beautiful one... in due time...
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:30
EternalDeathSlayer
@ Wardrox: Ouch. That sucks. You'll never get a hard on again.
Tekoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:30
Tekoa
Knee Row?


(boggle)

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Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:38
Chad Concelmo
I know Thorn and Dexter may have gone with more -- er -- natural entries, but, man, I agree with you Knee Row: that above pic is HILARIOUS! :)
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:43
Fading Star
That's nice.
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 20:19
Trowble
If that's her "O" face, then I'd be scared... very very scared.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 21:14
Vlambo
Because of Thornn, 3 of my friends will never grace this site again.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 21:22
Bob Muir
Thornnn needs to win just so something good can come out of all the mental trauma I've endured.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 22:04
Sharpless
Is it wrong that I would go after a girl specifically if that was her "O" face? If she and Mike ever break up, she has a free date over here.

Seriously, I'd crown that pic the winner, if I had my way. Props to Thornnn, though.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 00:01
Boolean
Wait, wasn't the page at velocity micro supposed to be a secret?
Woverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 01:18
Woverine
not anymore! all bets are off now!
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 01:32
pizzaface
WRYYYYYYYYYYY DID I LOSE MY CAMERA CHARGER

WRYYYYY
slacker1's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 01:52
slacker1
@excell & gamechamp;..... ¡ çãrrûmbæ ! ñò kidding/ ¿anybody see my blog? leave comments......,. this is almost all posted w/a a borrowed PSP via my ebay wifi I cant get on...,this post took 10xtoolong
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2007 02:08
Darren Nakamura
Hell, even my vote goes to Thornnn, but I guess I'm glad my vote doesn't count. I haven't checked out Dutch's entries though, I'm heading there now. Regardless, I'm looking forward to seeing the top ten!
Enkaybee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 14:20
Enkaybee
Well jeez. If I had known you were just gonna give the webpage to everyone who knows how to use a mouse I wouldn'have spent so much of my valuable time looking for it! /anger
Brice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 17:10
Brice
is she single?
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