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Last week, our pals over at Epileptic Gaming took a trip to China to steal communist secrets and whatnot. Because they were traveling halfway across the globe, their Monday show went MIA. And, because of this, they asked for some of their loyal brethren to produce a make-up show. Ladies and gents, I present to you the greatness that is djnintendo's take on EG.

Why am I posting this? Because it's funny and it shows just how far the Dtoid herpes can spread (which is pretty far). And if you know Dtoid, you know we love STDs.








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bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 19:26
bobafettm
Me and Summa make man love... sorry Nikole.
djnintendo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 19:32
djnintendo
nikole. call me :D
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 19:33
bobafettm
^ LOL
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 19:35
Namelessted
yeah, i didn't think dj2x video was funny in the slightest bit. yeah. I didn't laugh at all. not once. fatbaby's video was actually funny.
djnintendo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 19:35
djnintendo
http://lowscore.net/eg/dtoid.html for those that wanna see the 'breaking news story'.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 20:30
brad drac
I found that highly entertaining. And seeing as I can think of nothing to add to that, I'm just going to hit the add comment button now.
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 20:40
bobafettm
I thought a new avatar was in order.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 21:20
ShadowXOR
Are these guys paying you? Because their show sucks.
sirpoop's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 22:33
sirpoop
well that was fun hope eg guys are having fun in china
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 23:32
ShadowXOR
djWHEAT I'm so pleased you remember me so well even though I make small one sentence comments! I really do find the show poor and uninteresting, but as you also state I found your Phoenix Wright review to be crap. I haven't even played the game very much, and don't own it. My problem was with your lack of reviewing skills. If you gave the game a crap score that would be one thing, but you basically gave it a crap score because you had to read. Sure books are books, but that doesn't mean a game can't have a lot of reading in it. That doesn't mean it should be a book, it has problem solving and other things.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 23:34
ShadowXOR
If you gave the game a crap score BECAUSE THE GAME SUCKED that would be one thing.

I forgot the "because the game sucked", without it, my sentence didn't make a whole lot of sense. Damn Destructoid for not allowing editing. I don't like Madden, that doesn't make it a bad game, it just isn't my style. Phoenix Wright wasn't your style but that doesn't mean it's crap. If you called the reviews part of your show "completely biased, uneducated reviews" then I wouldn't have a problem with it because you would be telling it how it is.
Jecrell's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 23:47
Jecrell
OMG, XOR didn't agree with an EG review, therefore EG sucks.
... oh wait

EG FTW DAWG!
Jecrell's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 23:48
Jecrell
And P.S. - djdj -- have you done any other shit like this before? If so, we'd probably love to see it.
Kennigit's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 23:53
Kennigit
Biased? probably. Uneducated? i beg to differ. Your average person doesn't buy a DS for hours of reading. Will there be some people that like it? absolutely, but for the masses of stylus kiddies looking to capture all the pokemans, it will be shit.

Epileptic Gaming has always reviewed for the masses and if you watch enough of the show, you know what to phase out in regards to reviewing. Its just like movie reviewers - if you think Roger Ebert is a twatwaffle then when you see him give two thumbs up you know you probably wont like it.

It's ultimately up to the consumer/viewer to make up their mind, and if someone is putting all their buying power into 1 show/reviewer then they shouldn't be wasting their money on games anyways.

Eg 4 life lawlz (cleans shit off nose).
djnintendo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 00:03
djnintendo
Jecrell: there's another EG spoof on youtube that i did. should show up on the same page as the Week115 one. Or look up ITG's vids...

Shadow: shh. the game sucked.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 00:06
ShadowXOR
Kennigit: Fair enough, besides your last ass-kissing line. :)

djnintendo: I have no idea who you are nor do I care.
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 00:07
bobafettm
I dont need to stick up for EG like everyone else... just watch some of the shows and you'll see why everyone seems to love it.

All I gotta say is im please that I slept with summa... and now I'm having his love child.
Kennigit's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 00:14
Kennigit
@boba: did you two meet pre or post op?
Aktrez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 00:43
Aktrez
@ShadowXOR:

Could you please point me to where you speak your OPINIONS of games that you have played on a well produced, popular webcast with over 116 episodes?

Oh ... wait .. no, no you can't. Nevermind. My bad.

Dogs (with glasses) in glass houses should not throw stones. Not everyone likes the same game and not everyone dislikes games for the same reasons. :p

ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 00:52
ShadowXOR
@Aktrez:

So if I can't criticize their webcast doesn't that mean they shouldn't be criticizing games? Could you please point to me where djWHEAT (or anyone on the show) developed a well produced, popular Nintendo DS game with over four entries in the series that is popular in both America and Japan?

Oh...wait...no, no they didn't. Nevermind. My bad.

Women (3-D ones) in glass houses should not throw stones. :)
Kennigit's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 01:13
Kennigit
@ ShadowXOR. I think what Aktrez is pointing out is the credibility factor. If you get paid to run a show about gaming, then you obviously have the creds to back it up, unless your last name is Rossenblum. It doesn't mean that everyone has to agree or even watch the show but respect what it can and does do - publicizes gaming in general.

Theres a massive push to make gaming more accepted in Western culture and having a show plastered on the front page of Stickam every night is only helping this cause. Its not about whether Phoenix Wright got 1% or 100% but the grander scheme of advancing the video game culture.
djnintendo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 01:21
djnintendo
i smell an EG/DToid Rivalry on the Horizon...

opinions people, opinions... no reason to argue over opinions. let gaming bind us... not divide us.

:D
Aktrez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 01:53
Aktrez
"opinions people, opinions... no reason to argue over opinions. "

THIS was my point exactly.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 06:15
wardrox
Sorry to break this line of conversation, but that vid is made of win. I hate EG some days, but love it the next, its like a girlfriend, it jist need a good smack every now and again.

And now I feel shamefull for that comment.. I love you EG, you the best around.
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 07:43
Chris Taran
@Aktrez

How is that your point? You just argued that Shadows opinion was invalid.

bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 07:45
bleep

Robert Summa needs to pretend he is gay, people would love that!
EnvyMe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 09:52
EnvyMe
Who the fuck is Robert Summa?
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 09:54
atheistium
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY VOICE!?!?!? :P I love you DJ2X, the bewbs with your name on them are in teh post :D YOU ROCKX!
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2007 11:03
bobafettm
^ that part made me LOL!

@Kenn: No summa only like real men... it was Pre-OP
djRoME's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2007 19:48
djRoME
u guys are too damn much. :P

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