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Here it is, whether you want it or not, the entire Dead or Alive live action movie. Hurry and watch it before some lawyer type forces Google Video to shut her down. Enjoy the movie cheese!

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[Update: The lawyer types did step in and Google took down the movie. Well, it was fun while it lasted.] 

[Update 2: It lives again! Thanks Crichton!] 


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Vorin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:18
Vorin
omfg....im speechless....no other movie in history has stooped lower then this...wait....I mean this is the best movie in history!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:18
tazarthayoot
I agree Ron, we need a shitty movie night on Dtoid, and the next one should be Postal.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:19
tazarthayoot
If anything I know for sure, I need to get on vent with you guys from now on.
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:19
Buster
i just want to know what happened to the black guy, they always disapear in movies, but also that hulk hogan dude vanished too
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:20
tazarthayoot
WTF CONSPIRACY THE CODE IS 13085 AND TODAY IS 13007
SlimJimm's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:24
SlimJimm
Im not on Vent right now because Im about to sleep.
Early classes and all that.

God damn, first 5 minutes are sheeeeeeeit. Awful Cg scenes and they dont even have breasts.

WTF she has a hang glider on her back at all times when she wears that robe???!11
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:25
velcroman
the just us league channel yous guys is in is password protected
Zaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:25
Zaron
I watched it all... I'm at a loss for words... It may not be the worst movie I've ever watched, but it's the worst one I ever watched sober.
SlimJimm's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:28
SlimJimm
Someone going to make a thread about the lameness of this?
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:31
tazarthayoot
Movies like this make me wish MST3K was still around.

That was the fucking best thing I've seen all month.
skeletor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:31
skeletor
i really dont know what to say, we all hyped it up to suck hard, and it did.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:32
tazarthayoot
Ron that is an awesome idea! It can be like the rifftrax thing that Mike Nelson is doing.

I'm so in for that, for sure.
Shin Green Carnage's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:34
Shin Green Carnage
Daewon Aoki is So FUCKIN HOT!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:37
tazarthayoot
I have to completely disagree I think she's fug as all hell. I don't know why she has to have such a sourpuss face for everything but she certainly is not a master of facial expressions.

joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:49
joeisremy
Liu Kang from the Mortal Kombat movies is the leader of the guys who tries to take the girls boat at the beginning. Couldn't even make it into the b-list doa fighters. The Raping of video games by hollywood continues.
Danzuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 01:00
Danzuke
So what movie next week workman? I'm in
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 01:05
Joseph Leray
Too much buffering. Not worth it.
Jecrell's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 01:14
Jecrell
This movie was great. I love the cheesiness of it, it really makes it worth watching, maybe even more than once.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 01:20
Toneman
I've had this movie since it first hit the tubes. I love Bayman's line, "Hey buddy, you're time is up!"
Jayeugene's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 01:21
Jayeugene
Lui Kang FTW!!!! Seriously.. a pirate leader, i knew he would do something great with his acting career. But seriously, that was insanely bad.

"You could never catch me."

"Oh, i could never catch you?"

"yeah, cuz i would activate my hang glider's wings and fly awayyy"
shadow300z's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 01:22
shadow300z
3 words: Best Movie EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Civnerd's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 01:23
Civnerd
Wow, this met all my expectations! It couldn't be more MST3K than this! BTW, where's the boob physics?
Your moms new boyfriend's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 01:31
Your moms new boyfriend
Its nice to know they hired someone with down syndrome to play the lead. Devon Aoki is the next Corky! Oh well, life goes on.

Oh, and the DOA volleyball? So Top Gun.

Total Bollocks.
inque's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 01:41
inque
@ momiji58

Lol I live in Manila too, where did you snatch your copy? In Metrowalk? hehe
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 02:02
monosylabik
this beast now lives on my hard drive.
i think ill start leaving this on peoples myspaces instead of goatse...ech...
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 02:12
LostCrichton
Shitty Movie Night will rock! Dtoid fo-eva!!!!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 02:13
Dexter345
I can't believe you people. Worst movie ever? Are you kidding? This was awesome! All I wanted was hot girls and sweet fighting. What did this movie deliver? Hot girls, sweet fighting, and awful acting. WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? It's not like you go into watching this movie expecting Oscar gold.

I honestly enjoyed the last hour and twenty minutes of my life.

P.S. The actress who played Helena: HOT. Holy crap, she's hot.
Milquetoast's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 02:20
Milquetoast
This movie is goddamned awful. Jesus.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 02:25
LostCrichton
By the way...I enjoyed the film and can't wait for the next movie night. Thanks very much Summa...I'll name my first son after you.
moclippa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 02:26
moclippa
Thats how I should hand out all my birthday invitations from now on!!

You know, it really wouldn't hurt to just recut this and turn it into a porno, a couple of 1000 bucks, some compensation for the third rate actors to show some skin and this thing would probably win a woodie.
kaeos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 02:28
kaeos
I'm going to go watch real porn now, or at least videos of DOAX2, which still feature better acting. Really, Kasumi in all her pre-rendered, boob-jiggling glory is Patrick Stewart compared to this.

Did I mention I only made it through the first 5 minutes before the pain became too much?
CRA's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 03:17
CRA
I want my money back.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 04:31
ArrestedDeveloper
I would have never watched this movie if it hadn't been free. Thanks Destructoid!
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 04:56
Vigor
Movie is fucking fake... NO WAY IN HELL ERIC ROBERTS CAN BE DEFEATED!!!
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 05:11
Milofo
I can't believe I watched all of that. I should have stopped when she brought out the glider from under the kimono but I didn't want to act too hastey. I got rewarded with an ugly Kasumi and the fakest fighting I have ever seen.

This should be on an episode of MST3000. I do second the motion for Destructiod bad movie night.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 05:38
zaqu
well i can only agree on one thing not enough boob physx
rob91883's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 05:51
rob91883
If it wasn't for the so bad it's good segments, this movie would have actually start influencing people to kill each other in the audiance because of sheer pain of having to watch this tripe.
Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 06:10
Fleet3000
hot: actual real life women dressed up as DOA girls in scantily clad clothing.

not: a movie on par with a uwe boll production with a really crappy plot. but who cares? its DOA!
Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 06:11
Fleet3000
PS: i watched this entire movie at 4 to 5 in the morning. shows u how desperate i am for entertainment, huh?
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 06:11
zaqu
finished the movie first statement still stands
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 06:14
Im OK
Meh. It wasn't all that bad, I guess. I mean, it wasn't as shitty as Street Fighter, or the second Mortal Kombat movie (I actually like the first one), at least. Certainly watchable, at the very least, unlike your typical Uwe Boll movie.

Sucks that Lei Fang got punked by Gen Fu in the first round, and Hitomi wasn't in the movie, like, at all (even though she was credited, oddly enough).

I certainly could have gone without seeing Zack's implied Vienna Sausage, that's for sure.

Kevin Nash as Bass? I... guess I can see that.

Robin "Liu Kang" Shou as Pirate Leader who gets his ass kicked by Tina at the beginning? Um... yeah, whatever.
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 06:18
Buster
dexter i agree, whoever played helena is hot
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 07:03
CannibalCalvin
Im surprised its still up as long as its has been.
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 07:20
Rosseh
So many wires.
pierce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 07:35
pierce
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, yeah it was horrible, yeah it was cheesy, but damnit, I had a great time watching it. I think y'all should definitely do the shitty movie night thing, I would totally be down.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 07:44
tazarthayoot
I do agree with you pierce, I enjoyed watching it, if only because I knew there were a bunch of people watching it with me and were laughing along with me to it.

On the other hand, the drinking game I created while watching (drink everytime something stupid happens) did not end with me being a winner this morning. :(
pierce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 07:48
pierce
Hahahaha, I wish I had thought of that drinking game, I can only imagine how shit hammered you were. I have a great idea for y'all's shitty movie tuesdays, how about a Uwe Boll marathon? I can't see how any of his movies don't qualify as absolute shit.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 08:07
tazarthayoot
God if I have to watch an Uwe Boll movie for longer than 20 minutes blood shoots out my eyes and I start impaling myself with anything sharp.

And as of writing this I have a wicked hangover and wish I were dead, Pierce.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 08:11
Mxyzptlk
Bah, it was already gone by the time I got to work. And there's still a chance of this movie getting MSTied, check out Rifftrax.com.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 08:11
Mxyzptlk
*by the time I got home from work that is.
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