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Here it is, whether you want it or not, the entire Dead or Alive live action movie. Hurry and watch it before some lawyer type forces Google Video to shut her down. Enjoy the movie cheese!
wow, for some reason i feel the need to watch this just for the fact that Summa has the balls to post a blatantly pirated movie from google video onto the frontpage. BOMB
Summa, as much as I appreciate your efforts, I can't watch this movie. I'm about 10 mins into it, and I just can't do it anymore. I might as well watch porn. You know - the real, naked kind, not the fake "we're hot but we're never gonna take out clothes off" kind.
Plus, who puts on their underwear on one leg at a time? That's just totally unrealistic. ;)
God, do you think Itagaki approved of any of this shit? If anything, I would assume his only note would be "Why aren't there tits bigger? And why do they have ankles?"
i was just talking to my friends about this movie. i brought it up and i asked if it came out yet, they didn't know. well, now i know the movie sucked so hard that i didn't even realize it came out 2 months ago.
Damn. Needles... my only weakness!
1:16 minutes. Academy award for best comedy, or best flung together pile of monkey shit that makes far less sense at the end. Fast forward to the credits. They win. Slim, why didnt you just jump in the vent with us. I think we should have a shitty movie night from now on.
Shitty movie night is on. Tuesday nights work? We are even talking about recording it and dubbing it back over the movie.
Info on ventrilo is in our forums, so be sure to look it up.
I have to completely disagree I think she's fug as all hell. I don't know why she has to have such a sourpuss face for everything but she certainly is not a master of facial expressions.
Liu Kang from the Mortal Kombat movies is the leader of the guys who tries to take the girls boat at the beginning. Couldn't even make it into the b-list doa fighters. The Raping of video games by hollywood continues.
I can't believe you people. Worst movie ever? Are you kidding? This was awesome! All I wanted was hot girls and sweet fighting. What did this movie deliver? Hot girls, sweet fighting, and awful acting. WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? It's not like you go into watching this movie expecting Oscar gold.
I honestly enjoyed the last hour and twenty minutes of my life.
P.S. The actress who played Helena: HOT. Holy crap, she's hot.
Thats how I should hand out all my birthday invitations from now on!!
You know, it really wouldn't hurt to just recut this and turn it into a porno, a couple of 1000 bucks, some compensation for the third rate actors to show some skin and this thing would probably win a woodie.
I'm going to go watch real porn now, or at least videos of DOAX2, which still feature better acting. Really, Kasumi in all her pre-rendered, boob-jiggling glory is Patrick Stewart compared to this.
Did I mention I only made it through the first 5 minutes before the pain became too much?
I can't believe I watched all of that. I should have stopped when she brought out the glider from under the kimono but I didn't want to act too hastey. I got rewarded with an ugly Kasumi and the fakest fighting I have ever seen.
This should be on an episode of MST3000. I do second the motion for Destructiod bad movie night.
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never seent his movie
untill now
I have it.
If only for the sole reason of watching Jaime Pressly jump around.
She's so hot.
wow, for some reason i feel the need to watch this just for the fact that Summa has the balls to post a blatantly pirated movie from google video onto the frontpage. BOMB
They don't call me "loose cannon" for nothing.
I have a high fever right now, and an exam tomorrow early in the morning. I was about to goto sleep.
Now I have to fap for 1:20 hours. Goddamn you, DToid.
We are all watching it at the same time in ventrilo. This is awesome.
Yeah... I have to watch... I have a feeling this is going to be wrose then the street fighter movie.
kazumi is fat !
M O R T A L K O M B A T ! ! !
Er... close enough.
This movie looks so shitty...
Got a "clear copy" DVD of DOA.
I live in Manila.
These two statements might or might not have a connection.
movie is fucking genius...
Thank you Jesus for this. I'm only 2 minutes in and already I want to blow my brains out.
We better get some Jaime Pressley nudity or at least lesbo kissing or I'm gonna be one pissed off internerd.
well you saved me $10bucks thanks : )
Way to go Summa You Maverick Renegade!
Extreme lack of jiggling.
Oh no! Not a beer can!
Pabst Blue Ribbon FTW. Cheap ass beer.
Yeah, and apparently the can for PBR is made of adamantium.
Summa, as much as I appreciate your efforts, I can't watch this movie. I'm about 10 mins into it, and I just can't do it anymore. I might as well watch porn. You know - the real, naked kind, not the fake "we're hot but we're never gonna take out clothes off" kind.
Plus, who puts on their underwear on one leg at a time? That's just totally unrealistic. ;)
*out = our. Dammit.
wow, i've seen porn with better acting than this...
...and i just realised dean said basically the same thing.
KEVIN NASH FTW!
OMFG, I got to the parachuting part....... that is such C-movie BAD ASSERY!
You're all a bunch of quitters. I've got alcohol and candy, I'm in for the long haul.
No way, is that the Mortal Kombat dude playing a pirate?
This has to be the worst directed movie i have ever seen. And I am not just exaggerating.
yeah, but Jaime Pressly is hot...
... and that chick from Smallville...
oh, we need Sexy Beach 3 the movie, STAT!
Isn't there already a sexy beach 3 movie out? I think it's called 60 percent of all anime porn.
what would happen if we download it?
When are they going to play volleyball?
(thanks, Puppet for that comment)
I was thinking that myself, ted.
God, do you think Itagaki approved of any of this shit? If anything, I would assume his only note would be "Why aren't there tits bigger? And why do they have ankles?"
Wow, only three minutes into the movie, the acting is painfully terrible. Doesn't bode well for me watching the rest of it.
not enough tits bouncing around
Why is Ryu Hayabusa such an under character?
What surprises me it's that it's been there since dec 30 and i just found out today.
Lol this is so horrible.
I'm buying it on DVD first day it comes out.
...okay so...no boobs, but penis is okay?
Nevermind I'm not buying this DVD first day it comes out.
VOLLEY BALL!
i was just talking to my friends about this movie. i brought it up and i asked if it came out yet, they didn't know. well, now i know the movie sucked so hard that i didn't even realize it came out 2 months ago.
KEVIN NASH RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are watching it live in the vent chat right now.
Spoiler Alert*******
It sucks ass!!! but its funny when a group of us watch it all at once!
Anyone who knows anything about anything knows that Ryu Fuggin Hayabusa isnt a pussy like they make him in this.
fkuck!!!
but i can stand the movie, i really dont like action movies.
especially really fuggin lame ones like this.
but i mean, its cool to see how lame he made the movie.
i am proudly going to post that achievement on my myspace for all of time.
I wish I was on Ventrilo right now just to make fun of it.
:(
HOLY SHIT WE JUST FINISHED IT
god damn
Damn. Needles... my only weakness!
1:16 minutes. Academy award for best comedy, or best flung together pile of monkey shit that makes far less sense at the end. Fast forward to the credits. They win. Slim, why didnt you just jump in the vent with us. I think we should have a shitty movie night from now on.
if you dont see boobies, fast forward.
Dont watch it.
SlimJimm, the ventrilo is open to peoples. You just have to download the program. The vent server information is in the forum.
You guys are something else. I couldn't watch all of it.
omfg....im speechless....no other movie in history has stooped lower then this...wait....I mean this is the best movie in history!
I agree Ron, we need a shitty movie night on Dtoid, and the next one should be Postal.
If anything I know for sure, I need to get on vent with you guys from now on.
i just want to know what happened to the black guy, they always disapear in movies, but also that hulk hogan dude vanished too
WTF CONSPIRACY THE CODE IS 13085 AND TODAY IS 13007
Im not on Vent right now because Im about to sleep.
Early classes and all that.
God damn, first 5 minutes are sheeeeeeeit. Awful Cg scenes and they dont even have breasts.
WTF she has a hang glider on her back at all times when she wears that robe???!11
Shitty movie night is on. Tuesday nights work? We are even talking about recording it and dubbing it back over the movie.
Info on ventrilo is in our forums, so be sure to look it up.
the just us league channel yous guys is in is password protected
I watched it all... I'm at a loss for words... It may not be the worst movie I've ever watched, but it's the worst one I ever watched sober.
Someone going to make a thread about the lameness of this?
Movies like this make me wish MST3K was still around.
That was the fucking best thing I've seen all month.
i really dont know what to say, we all hyped it up to suck hard, and it did.
Ron that is an awesome idea! It can be like the rifftrax thing that Mike Nelson is doing.
I'm so in for that, for sure.
Daewon Aoki is So FUCKIN HOT!
I have to completely disagree I think she's fug as all hell. I don't know why she has to have such a sourpuss face for everything but she certainly is not a master of facial expressions.
Liu Kang from the Mortal Kombat movies is the leader of the guys who tries to take the girls boat at the beginning. Couldn't even make it into the b-list doa fighters. The Raping of video games by hollywood continues.
So what movie next week workman? I'm in
Too much buffering. Not worth it.
This movie was great. I love the cheesiness of it, it really makes it worth watching, maybe even more than once.
I've had this movie since it first hit the tubes. I love Bayman's line, "Hey buddy, you're time is up!"
Lui Kang FTW!!!! Seriously.. a pirate leader, i knew he would do something great with his acting career. But seriously, that was insanely bad.
"You could never catch me."
"Oh, i could never catch you?"
"yeah, cuz i would activate my hang glider's wings and fly awayyy"
3 words: Best Movie EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Wow, this met all my expectations! It couldn't be more MST3K than this! BTW, where's the boob physics?
Its nice to know they hired someone with down syndrome to play the lead. Devon Aoki is the next Corky! Oh well, life goes on.
Oh, and the DOA volleyball? So Top Gun.
Total Bollocks.
@ momiji58
Lol I live in Manila too, where did you snatch your copy? In Metrowalk? hehe
lmao it's as bad as the Mortal Kombat movies! :(
this beast now lives on my hard drive.
i think ill start leaving this on peoples myspaces instead of goatse...ech...
Shitty Movie Night will rock! Dtoid fo-eva!!!!
I can't believe you people. Worst movie ever? Are you kidding? This was awesome! All I wanted was hot girls and sweet fighting. What did this movie deliver? Hot girls, sweet fighting, and awful acting. WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? It's not like you go into watching this movie expecting Oscar gold.
I honestly enjoyed the last hour and twenty minutes of my life.
P.S. The actress who played Helena: HOT. Holy crap, she's hot.
This movie is goddamned awful. Jesus.
By the way...I enjoyed the film and can't wait for the next movie night. Thanks very much Summa...I'll name my first son after you.
Thats how I should hand out all my birthday invitations from now on!!
You know, it really wouldn't hurt to just recut this and turn it into a porno, a couple of 1000 bucks, some compensation for the third rate actors to show some skin and this thing would probably win a woodie.
I'm going to go watch real porn now, or at least videos of DOAX2, which still feature better acting. Really, Kasumi in all her pre-rendered, boob-jiggling glory is Patrick Stewart compared to this.
Did I mention I only made it through the first 5 minutes before the pain became too much?
I want my money back.
I would have never watched this movie if it hadn't been free. Thanks Destructoid!
Movie is fucking fake... NO WAY IN HELL ERIC ROBERTS CAN BE DEFEATED!!!
I can't believe I watched all of that. I should have stopped when she brought out the glider from under the kimono but I didn't want to act too hastey. I got rewarded with an ugly Kasumi and the fakest fighting I have ever seen.
This should be on an episode of MST3000. I do second the motion for Destructiod bad movie night.
well i can only agree on one thing not enough boob physx
If it wasn't for the so bad it's good segments, this movie would have actually start inf