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Here it is, whether you want it or not, the entire Dead or Alive live action movie. Hurry and watch it before some lawyer type forces Google Video to shut her down. Enjoy the movie cheese!

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[Update: The lawyer types did step in and Google took down the movie. Well, it was fun while it lasted.] 

[Update 2: It lives again! Thanks Crichton!] 


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Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 22:47
Husky Hog
never seent his movie

untill now
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 22:49
skankerzero
I have it.

If only for the sole reason of watching Jaime Pressly jump around.

She's so hot.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 22:50
Namelessted
wow, for some reason i feel the need to watch this just for the fact that Summa has the balls to post a blatantly pirated movie from google video onto the frontpage. BOMB
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 22:51
World Famous
They don't call me "loose cannon" for nothing.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 22:52
Geoff
I have a high fever right now, and an exam tomorrow early in the morning. I was about to goto sleep.

Now I have to fap for 1:20 hours. Goddamn you, DToid.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 22:53
Namelessted
We are all watching it at the same time in ventrilo. This is awesome.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 22:57
CannibalCalvin
Yeah... I have to watch... I have a feeling this is going to be wrose then the street fighter movie.
emoyaoigamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 22:57
emoyaoigamer
kazumi is fat !
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 22:58
deanhatescoffee
M O R T A L K O M B A T ! ! !

Er... close enough.
esaks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:00
esaks
This movie looks so shitty...
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:00
momiji58
Got a "clear copy" DVD of DOA.

I live in Manila.

These two statements might or might not have a connection.

deadpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:01
deadpixel
movie is fucking genius...
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:01
tazarthayoot
Thank you Jesus for this. I'm only 2 minutes in and already I want to blow my brains out.

We better get some Jaime Pressley nudity or at least lesbo kissing or I'm gonna be one pissed off internerd.
emoyaoigamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:02
emoyaoigamer
well you saved me $10bucks thanks : )
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:03
bleep
Way to go Summa You Maverick Renegade!
Serpentish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:03
Serpentish
Extreme lack of jiggling.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:04
tazarthayoot
Oh no! Not a beer can!
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:07
Namelessted
Pabst Blue Ribbon FTW. Cheap ass beer.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:08
tazarthayoot
Yeah, and apparently the can for PBR is made of adamantium.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:09
deanhatescoffee
Summa, as much as I appreciate your efforts, I can't watch this movie. I'm about 10 mins into it, and I just can't do it anymore. I might as well watch porn. You know - the real, naked kind, not the fake "we're hot but we're never gonna take out clothes off" kind.

Plus, who puts on their underwear on one leg at a time? That's just totally unrealistic. ;)
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:10
deanhatescoffee
*out = our. Dammit.
Zaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:12
Zaron
wow, i've seen porn with better acting than this...
Zaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:12
Zaron
...and i just realised dean said basically the same thing.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:12
tazarthayoot
KEVIN NASH FTW!
Civnerd's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:15
Civnerd
OMFG, I got to the parachuting part....... that is such C-movie BAD ASSERY!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:16
tazarthayoot
You're all a bunch of quitters. I've got alcohol and candy, I'm in for the long haul.
Civnerd's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:16
Civnerd
No way, is that the Mortal Kombat dude playing a pirate?
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:16
Namelessted
This has to be the worst directed movie i have ever seen. And I am not just exaggerating.
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:17
skankerzero
yeah, but Jaime Pressly is hot...

... and that chick from Smallville...
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:18
skankerzero
oh, we need Sexy Beach 3 the movie, STAT!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:21
tazarthayoot
Isn't there already a sexy beach 3 movie out? I think it's called 60 percent of all anime porn.
emoyaoigamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:25
emoyaoigamer
what would happen if we download it?
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:25
Namelessted
When are they going to play volleyball?

(thanks, Puppet for that comment)
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:30
tazarthayoot
I was thinking that myself, ted.

God, do you think Itagaki approved of any of this shit? If anything, I would assume his only note would be "Why aren't there tits bigger? And why do they have ankles?"
Wootex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:30
Wootex
Wow, only three minutes into the movie, the acting is painfully terrible. Doesn't bode well for me watching the rest of it.
soccerking3t's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:32
soccerking3t
not enough tits bouncing around
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:34
tazarthayoot
Why is Ryu Hayabusa such an under character?
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:36
Knives
What surprises me it's that it's been there since dec 30 and i just found out today.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:39
tazarthayoot
Lol this is so horrible.

I'm buying it on DVD first day it comes out.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:44
tazarthayoot
...okay so...no boobs, but penis is okay?

Nevermind I'm not buying this DVD first day it comes out.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:48
tazarthayoot
VOLLEY BALL!
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:54
velcroman
i was just talking to my friends about this movie. i brought it up and i asked if it came out yet, they didn't know. well, now i know the movie sucked so hard that i didn't even realize it came out 2 months ago.
Putthebottledown's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2007 23:58
Putthebottledown
KEVIN NASH RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hadouken's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:01
Hadouken
Anyone who knows anything about anything knows that Ryu Fuggin Hayabusa isnt a pussy like they make him in this.

fkuck!!!

but i can stand the movie, i really dont like action movies.
especially really fuggin lame ones like this.

but i mean, its cool to see how lame he made the movie.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:09
tazarthayoot
i am proudly going to post that achievement on my myspace for all of time.
SlimJimm's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:10
SlimJimm
I wish I was on Ventrilo right now just to make fun of it.

:(
Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:14
Husky Hog
HOLY SHIT WE JUST FINISHED IT

god damn
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:14
charliesuh
if you dont see boobies, fast forward.

Dont watch it.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:15
Namelessted
SlimJimm, the ventrilo is open to peoples. You just have to download the program. The vent server information is in the forum.
BRASH's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2007 00:16
BRASH
You guys are something else. I couldn't watch all of it.
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