Here it is, whether you want it or not, the entire Dead or Alive live action movie. Hurry and watch it before some lawyer type forces Google Video to shut her down. Enjoy the movie cheese!
wow, for some reason i feel the need to watch this just for the fact that Summa has the balls to post a blatantly pirated movie from google video onto the frontpage. BOMB
Summa, as much as I appreciate your efforts, I can't watch this movie. I'm about 10 mins into it, and I just can't do it anymore. I might as well watch porn. You know - the real, naked kind, not the fake "we're hot but we're never gonna take out clothes off" kind.
Plus, who puts on their underwear on one leg at a time? That's just totally unrealistic. ;)
God, do you think Itagaki approved of any of this shit? If anything, I would assume his only note would be "Why aren't there tits bigger? And why do they have ankles?"
i was just talking to my friends about this movie. i brought it up and i asked if it came out yet, they didn't know. well, now i know the movie sucked so hard that i didn't even realize it came out 2 months ago.
Damn. Needles... my only weakness!
1:16 minutes. Academy award for best comedy, or best flung together pile of monkey shit that makes far less sense at the end. Fast forward to the credits. They win. Slim, why didnt you just jump in the vent with us. I think we should have a shitty movie night from now on.
Shitty movie night is on. Tuesday nights work? We are even talking about recording it and dubbing it back over the movie.
Info on ventrilo is in our forums, so be sure to look it up.
I have to completely disagree I think she's fug as all hell. I don't know why she has to have such a sourpuss face for everything but she certainly is not a master of facial expressions.
Liu Kang from the Mortal Kombat movies is the leader of the guys who tries to take the girls boat at the beginning. Couldn't even make it into the b-list doa fighters. The Raping of video games by hollywood continues.
I can't believe you people. Worst movie ever? Are you kidding? This was awesome! All I wanted was hot girls and sweet fighting. What did this movie deliver? Hot girls, sweet fighting, and awful acting. WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? It's not like you go into watching this movie expecting Oscar gold.
I honestly enjoyed the last hour and twenty minutes of my life.
P.S. The actress who played Helena: HOT. Holy crap, she's hot.
Thats how I should hand out all my birthday invitations from now on!!
You know, it really wouldn't hurt to just recut this and turn it into a porno, a couple of 1000 bucks, some compensation for the third rate actors to show some skin and this thing would probably win a woodie.
I'm going to go watch real porn now, or at least videos of DOAX2, which still feature better acting. Really, Kasumi in all her pre-rendered, boob-jiggling glory is Patrick Stewart compared to this.
Did I mention I only made it through the first 5 minutes before the pain became too much?
I can't believe I watched all of that. I should have stopped when she brought out the glider from under the kimono but I didn't want to act too hastey. I got rewarded with an ugly Kasumi and the fakest fighting I have ever seen.
This should be on an episode of MST3000. I do second the motion for Destructiod bad movie night.
If it wasn't for the so bad it's good segments, this movie would have actually start influencing people to kill each other in the audiance because of sheer pain of having to watch this tripe.
Meh. It wasn't all that bad, I guess. I mean, it wasn't as shitty as Street Fighter, or the second Mortal Kombat movie (I actually like the first one), at least. Certainly watchable, at the very least, unlike your typical Uwe Boll movie.
Sucks that Lei Fang got punked by Gen Fu in the first round, and Hitomi wasn't in the movie, like, at all (even though she was credited, oddly enough).
I certainly could have gone without seeing Zack's implied Vienna Sausage, that's for sure.
Kevin Nash as Bass? I... guess I can see that.
Robin "Liu Kang" Shou as Pirate Leader who gets his ass kicked by Tina at the beginning? Um... yeah, whatever.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, yeah it was horrible, yeah it was cheesy, but damnit, I had a great time watching it. I think y'all should definitely do the shitty movie night thing, I would totally be down.
I do agree with you pierce, I enjoyed watching it, if only because I knew there were a bunch of people watching it with me and were laughing along with me to it.
On the other hand, the drinking game I created while watching (drink everytime something stupid happens) did not end with me being a winner this morning. :(
Hahahaha, I wish I had thought of that drinking game, I can only imagine how shit hammered you were. I have a great idea for y'all's shitty movie tuesdays, how about a Uwe Boll marathon? I can't see how any of his movies don't qualify as absolute shit.
heh, i got thru about 30 mins and left the vid cached on home pc. if i don't have any bleach to pour down my eye sockets after work, maybe i'll try to finish this.
i mean, c'mon, hang gliding ninjas? this is really really really really really bad.
Yeah it is bad but not worse than lets say Charlie Angels. Also I love how there is someone walking around with a password in her neck, that just genius. And remember, sunglasses are the future.
Come on, it was watchable, I have seen far worse (butterfly effect 2 anyone?). Yeah, it was cheesy, hang-gliding ninjas, parachuting for no reason, horribly choreographed fight scenes. But, overlook all of that (or don't) and it was a pleasant waste of time, if only for it's humor, or the fact that I would be on all those girls like nobodies business (except that ugly pug faced princess girl... no, just no..)
i don't think there was a chance at all for tits in that movie. none of those girls were stacked. of the four, three were good looking (except for pug faced princess).
Though you are right, imagine Helena with Roller Girl's physique.
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untill now
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If only for the sole reason of watching Jaime Pressly jump around.
She's so hot.
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Now I have to fap for 1:20 hours. Goddamn you, DToid.
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Er... close enough.
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I live in Manila.
These two statements might or might not have a connection.
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We better get some Jaime Pressley nudity or at least lesbo kissing or I'm gonna be one pissed off internerd.
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Plus, who puts on their underwear on one leg at a time? That's just totally unrealistic. ;)
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... and that chick from Smallville...
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(thanks, Puppet for that comment)
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God, do you think Itagaki approved of any of this shit? If anything, I would assume his only note would be "Why aren't there tits bigger? And why do they have ankles?"
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I'm buying it on DVD first day it comes out.
01/30/2007 23:44
Nevermind I'm not buying this DVD first day it comes out.
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Spoiler Alert*******
It sucks ass!!! but its funny when a group of us watch it all at once!
01/31/2007 00:01
fkuck!!!
but i can stand the movie, i really dont like action movies.
especially really fuggin lame ones like this.
but i mean, its cool to see how lame he made the movie.
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god damn
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1:16 minutes. Academy award for best comedy, or best flung together pile of monkey shit that makes far less sense at the end. Fast forward to the credits. They win. Slim, why didnt you just jump in the vent with us. I think we should have a shitty movie night from now on.
01/31/2007 00:14
Dont watch it.
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Early classes and all that.
God damn, first 5 minutes are sheeeeeeeit. Awful Cg scenes and they dont even have breasts.
WTF she has a hang glider on her back at all times when she wears that robe???!11
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Info on ventrilo is in our forums, so be sure to look it up.
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That was the fucking best thing I've seen all month.
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I'm so in for that, for sure.
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"You could never catch me."
"Oh, i could never catch you?"
"yeah, cuz i would activate my hang glider's wings and fly awayyy"
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Oh, and the DOA volleyball? So Top Gun.
Total Bollocks.
01/31/2007 01:41
Lol I live in Manila too, where did you snatch your copy? In Metrowalk? hehe
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i think ill start leaving this on peoples myspaces instead of goatse...ech...
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I honestly enjoyed the last hour and twenty minutes of my life.
P.S. The actress who played Helena: HOT. Holy crap, she's hot.
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You know, it really wouldn't hurt to just recut this and turn it into a porno, a couple of 1000 bucks, some compensation for the third rate actors to show some skin and this thing would probably win a woodie.
01/31/2007 02:28
Did I mention I only made it through the first 5 minutes before the pain became too much?
01/31/2007 02:40
it would have been way better in a faster pussy cat kill kill style :P
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This should be on an episode of MST3000. I do second the motion for Destructiod bad movie night.
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not: a movie on par with a uwe boll production with a really crappy plot. but who cares? its DOA!
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Sucks that Lei Fang got punked by Gen Fu in the first round, and Hitomi wasn't in the movie, like, at all (even though she was credited, oddly enough).
I certainly could have gone without seeing Zack's implied Vienna Sausage, that's for sure.
Kevin Nash as Bass? I... guess I can see that.
Robin "Liu Kang" Shou as Pirate Leader who gets his ass kicked by Tina at the beginning? Um... yeah, whatever.
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On the other hand, the drinking game I created while watching (drink everytime something stupid happens) did not end with me being a winner this morning. :(
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And as of writing this I have a wicked hangover and wish I were dead, Pierce.
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Even though I havent seen it, I will already agree that it needs bigger and more bewbs.
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i mean, c'mon, hang gliding ninjas? this is really really really really really bad.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6983938994236570211&q=Dead+or+Alive+duration%3Along&hl=en
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by really really really really really really bad.
i meant really really really really really really bad.
really bad.
not bad enough to be good, just bad.
01/31/2007 13:56
Come on, it was watchable, I have seen far worse (butterfly effect 2 anyone?). Yeah, it was cheesy, hang-gliding ninjas, parachuting for no reason, horribly choreographed fight scenes. But, overlook all of that (or don't) and it was a pleasant waste of time, if only for it's humor, or the fact that I would be on all those girls like nobodies business (except that ugly pug faced princess girl... no, just no..)
Helena FTW!!!
01/31/2007 14:39
why the fuck is she always on rollerblades????
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I dont know why but I thought they had UMD near the keyboard.
01/31/2007 15:00
Doesn't change the fact that I call dibs on Helena.
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I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING THE ENTIRE TIME!
I wish she was rollergirl at least that way we would have had tits.
01/31/2007 18:54
i don't think there was a chance at all for tits in that movie. none of those girls were stacked. of the four, three were good looking (except for pug faced princess).
Though you are right, imagine Helena with Roller Girl's physique.