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Here it is, whether you want it or not, the entire Dead or Alive live action movie. Hurry and watch it before some lawyer type forces Google Video to shut her down. Enjoy the movie cheese!

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[Update: The lawyer types did step in and Google took down the movie. Well, it was fun while it lasted.] 

[Update 2: It lives again! Thanks Crichton!] 


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Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 01/30/2007 22:47
never seent his movie

untill now
skankerzero's Avatar
skankerzero at 01/30/2007 22:49
I have it.

If only for the sole reason of watching Jaime Pressly jump around.

She's so hot.
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/30/2007 22:50
wow, for some reason i feel the need to watch this just for the fact that Summa has the balls to post a blatantly pirated movie from google video onto the frontpage. BOMB
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World Famous at 01/30/2007 22:51
They don't call me "loose cannon" for nothing.
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Geoff at 01/30/2007 22:52
I have a high fever right now, and an exam tomorrow early in the morning. I was about to goto sleep.

Now I have to fap for 1:20 hours. Goddamn you, DToid.
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/30/2007 22:53
We are all watching it at the same time in ventrilo. This is awesome.
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CannibalCalvin at 01/30/2007 22:57
Yeah... I have to watch... I have a feeling this is going to be wrose then the street fighter movie.
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emoyaoigamer at 01/30/2007 22:57
kazumi is fat !
deanhatescoffee's Avatar
deanhatescoffee at 01/30/2007 22:58
M O R T A L K O M B A T ! ! !

Er... close enough.
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esaks at 01/30/2007 23:00
This movie looks so shitty...
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momiji58 at 01/30/2007 23:00
Got a "clear copy" DVD of DOA.

I live in Manila.

These two statements might or might not have a connection.

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deadpixel at 01/30/2007 23:01
movie is fucking genius...
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:01
Thank you Jesus for this. I'm only 2 minutes in and already I want to blow my brains out.

We better get some Jaime Pressley nudity or at least lesbo kissing or I'm gonna be one pissed off internerd.
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emoyaoigamer at 01/30/2007 23:02
well you saved me $10bucks thanks : )
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 01/30/2007 23:03
Way to go Summa You Maverick Renegade!
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Serpentish at 01/30/2007 23:03
Extreme lack of jiggling.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:04
Oh no! Not a beer can!
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/30/2007 23:07
Pabst Blue Ribbon FTW. Cheap ass beer.
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tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:08
Yeah, and apparently the can for PBR is made of adamantium.
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deanhatescoffee at 01/30/2007 23:09
Summa, as much as I appreciate your efforts, I can't watch this movie. I'm about 10 mins into it, and I just can't do it anymore. I might as well watch porn. You know - the real, naked kind, not the fake "we're hot but we're never gonna take out clothes off" kind.

Plus, who puts on their underwear on one leg at a time? That's just totally unrealistic. ;)
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deanhatescoffee at 01/30/2007 23:10
*out = our. Dammit.
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Zaron at 01/30/2007 23:12
wow, i've seen porn with better acting than this...
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Zaron at 01/30/2007 23:12
...and i just realised dean said basically the same thing.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:12
KEVIN NASH FTW!
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Civnerd at 01/30/2007 23:15
OMFG, I got to the parachuting part....... that is such C-movie BAD ASSERY!
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:16
You're all a bunch of quitters. I've got alcohol and candy, I'm in for the long haul.
Civnerd's Avatar
Civnerd at 01/30/2007 23:16
No way, is that the Mortal Kombat dude playing a pirate?
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/30/2007 23:16
This has to be the worst directed movie i have ever seen. And I am not just exaggerating.
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skankerzero at 01/30/2007 23:17
yeah, but Jaime Pressly is hot...

... and that chick from Smallville...
skankerzero's Avatar
skankerzero at 01/30/2007 23:18
oh, we need Sexy Beach 3 the movie, STAT!
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:21
Isn't there already a sexy beach 3 movie out? I think it's called 60 percent of all anime porn.
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emoyaoigamer at 01/30/2007 23:25
what would happen if we download it?
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/30/2007 23:25
When are they going to play volleyball?

(thanks, Puppet for that comment)
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:30
I was thinking that myself, ted.

God, do you think Itagaki approved of any of this shit? If anything, I would assume his only note would be "Why aren't there tits bigger? And why do they have ankles?"
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Wootex at 01/30/2007 23:30
Wow, only three minutes into the movie, the acting is painfully terrible. Doesn't bode well for me watching the rest of it.
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soccerking3t at 01/30/2007 23:32
not enough tits bouncing around
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tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:34
Why is Ryu Hayabusa such an under character?
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Knives at 01/30/2007 23:36
What surprises me it's that it's been there since dec 30 and i just found out today.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:39
Lol this is so horrible.

I'm buying it on DVD first day it comes out.
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tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:44
...okay so...no boobs, but penis is okay?

Nevermind I'm not buying this DVD first day it comes out.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 01/30/2007 23:48
VOLLEY BALL!
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velcroman at 01/30/2007 23:54
i was just talking to my friends about this movie. i brought it up and i asked if it came out yet, they didn't know. well, now i know the movie sucked so hard that i didn't even realize it came out 2 months ago.
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Putthebottledown at 01/30/2007 23:58
KEVIN NASH RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hadouken at 01/31/2007 00:01
Anyone who knows anything about anything knows that Ryu Fuggin Hayabusa isnt a pussy like they make him in this.

fkuck!!!

but i can stand the movie, i really dont like action movies.
especially really fuggin lame ones like this.

but i mean, its cool to see how lame he made the movie.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 01/31/2007 00:09
i am proudly going to post that achievement on my myspace for all of time.
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SlimJimm at 01/31/2007 00:10
I wish I was on Ventrilo right now just to make fun of it.

:(
Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 01/31/2007 00:14
HOLY SHIT WE JUST FINISHED IT

god damn
charliesuh's Avatar
charliesuh at 01/31/2007 00:14
if you dont see boobies, fast forward.

Dont watch it.
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Namelessted at 01/31/2007 00:15
SlimJimm, the ventrilo is open to peoples. You just have to download the program. The vent server information is in the forum.
BRASH's Avatar
BRASH at 01/31/2007 00:16
You guys are something else. I couldn't watch all of it.
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