We all hate that damn Duck Hunt dog. If you don’t, then you’re one of the filthy little cheaters who would put their gun right up to their TV screen to hit all the ducks. Anyway, the dog sucks.
The brilliant minds over at College Humor wanted to see what kind of effect the dog would have on someone’s every day life, and the end result isn’t too surprising. You’d lose your mind too if the dog would laugh at all of your failings, such as not being able to please your girl orally.
While I did expect for some serious violence, I wasn’t expecting how hilarious it would be. The very end with the “success” sound effect really makes the video.
The video is a little on the Not Safe For Work side so you can check it out at after the jump. If the video wasn't enough to satisfy your craving for dog murder, then check out I-Mockery's Duck Hunt game mod where you can shoot the dog all day long.
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5:00 AM on 12.24.2008
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Interesting idea but poorly executed.
He was attempting to "eat out" her vagina by using his mouth and tongue. The process involves licking, sucking, and kissing of the vaginal region with emphasis on the clitoris to provide pleasure to a woman.