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We all hate that damn Duck Hunt dog. If you don’t, then you’re one of the filthy little cheaters who would put their gun right up to their TV screen to hit all the ducks. Anyway, the dog sucks.

The brilliant minds over at College Humor wanted to see what kind of effect the dog would have on someone’s every day life, and the end result isn’t too surprising. You’d lose your mind too if the dog would laugh at all of your failings, such as not being able to please your girl orally.

While I did expect for some serious violence, I wasn’t expecting how hilarious it would be. The very end with the “success” sound effect really makes the video.

The video is a little on the Not Safe For Work side so you can check it out at after the jump. If the video wasn't enough to satisfy your craving for dog murder, then check out I-Mockery's Duck Hunt game mod where you can shoot the dog all day long. 


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CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 05:03
CypherVR
Mother. F*cker.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 05:11
ArrestedDeveloper
The best thing about that movie was Cypher's comment.
Interesting idea but poorly executed.
Coldbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 05:47
Coldbrand
Hahaha good stuff. I love the dark tone.
Nogarda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 06:04
Nogarda
merry christmas XD
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 06:31
wardrox
I must say, that dog is a cunt.
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 07:40
Chicken008
He'll be back.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 10:13
mix
I lol'd at the end, the blood was a nice touch!
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 10:25
mourning orange
Dogs are intense!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 10:31
fetusmilk
haha cunnilingus humor.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:02
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Cypher made this post, lol
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 12:02
Jack8274
@Heretic

He was attempting to "eat out" her vagina by using his mouth and tongue. The process involves licking, sucking, and kissing of the vaginal region with emphasis on the clitoris to provide pleasure to a woman.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 13:25
Sharpless
That is such a blatant rip-off of this Dueling Analogs strip, which has been out for over two years.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 14:17
welkstar
That was disturbing...
Ballistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 14:25
Ballistic
oh man, that was one of my favorite responses I've seen from anybody in a while, Jack8274. Fatality!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 18:31
Dexter345
Ahahahah...
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 23:01
catsithx
Sad thing I do feel for that guy that dog was a douche
el_chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 03:28
el_chack
Great clip, It's really funny.
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