The Destructoid Show was LIVE today with fanciful fun and magical treasures for everyone, and blah blah something something, I don't know -- it's Friday why are you making me write these sentences.
If you missed it, the Wii U got announced, and there's just so much news about it all over the internet. Call of Duty: Black Ops II features a bunch of cool controller options. There's some business about transferring Wii files, and Bayonetta 2 is a Wii U exclusive, and everyone's upset about it and Platinum Games had to explain themselves. There's a hilarious new Far Cry 3 trailer, Fuse looks like other games in action, and I made some wacky Photoshops.