In observance of today's horrific pseudo-holiday, Max and I managed to break every single piece of equipment in our studio! By which I mean, something broke in the studio and we had neither the time nor the resources to fix it because everyone is at CES right now. Unfortunately, that means we didn't get to play Hole in the Wall as planned. We did, however, do a brief Q&A in its place.
As far as news goes, Lollipop Chainsaw got a cheeky new trailer, Diablo III has been officially approved by the South Korea Game Rating Board, Saints Row 3 got some Cheap (read: free) DLC, and fifty previously released WiiWare demos have made their way back to the Wii shop with little to no explanation.
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