Could it be that all our dreams have suddenly been answered in just one, 13-minute news program? I hope not, otherwise I may as well pack up my desk and non-existent belongs RIGHT NOW. (Don't worry, I'll never give you the satisfaction.)
Today in videogame news, Nintendo and GameStop have teamed up for a $150 3DS sale just days before the Vita launches, Notch wants to help fund Psychonauts 2, and EA is finally bringing its beloved Mass Effects franchise to iOS. Meanwhile in Japan, Metal Gear Solid is getting some unique controls on the PS Vita, while Retro City Rampage gets a special announcement on February 20.