Happy Wednesday, duders! I didn't get a chance to say my classic opener on the show today, so I figured I'd save it for you guys. How's that for generosity?
Tonight on the Destructoid Show's Variety Hour, I provide details for the first DLC pack for Assassin's Creed: Revelations and chastise THQ for giving PS3 owners the shaft, while Max talks about how popular Skyrim is and then puts on his Captain Obvious hat to report on the latest next-gen console news.
Best of all, Jonathan Holmes sent in his video review for The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, which may or may not have caused me to sit in front of my computer for five minutes pinching his cheeks through the screen. (I may or may not also need professional help.)
DTOID News: GDC wrap-up, Morpheus Vs. Oculus, Assassin's Creed Unity and Far Cry 4
12:30 AM on 03.22.2014