Happy Independence Day, dear readers! I am, of course, referring to AMC's annual marathon of the film Independence Day, starring Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith. Those two make a better couple than Bobby and Jamie Deen! (I assume they're lovers, no?)
Anyway, since the studio is closed for patriotic awareness, Max and I had no choice but to call on our teenage selves to stand in for today's episode. Fortunately, teen Max and Tara are equipped with the hottest gaming news, reviews, gossip, and cheat codes this side of 1997, so strap yourself in and prepare for a ride through time and space!
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