Okay, secret confession -- today's Destructoid Show was actually shot yesterday. Because today, we have to go on a field trip to preview a bunch of games. If the news seems a little less fresh than usual, that's probably why.
In order to further promote Hitman Absolution and offend everyone in the process, Square Enix released a Facebook game centered around insulting and threatening friends, and in order to promote Tomb Raider, they released a screenshot of Lara Croft getting bit by a dog. PlayStation owners will get demos for Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and Ni No Kuni: Wrath of The White Witch, as well as some free Far Cry 3 co-op DLC.
But, wait -- what's this? A surprise appearance by Gian Cruz, creator of Writer Rumble? Lovely!