In order to further promote Hitman Absolution and offend everyone in the process, Square Enix released a Facebook game centered around insulting and threatening friends, and in order to promote Tomb Raider, they released a screenshot of Lara Croft getting bit by a dog. PlayStation owners will get demos for Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and Ni No Kuni: Wrath of The White Witch, as well as some free Far Cry 3 co-op DLC.
But, wait -- what's this? A surprise appearance by Gian Cruz, creator of Writer Rumble? Lovely!