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Big news today: something something boobs controversy Team Ninja Dead Or Alive 5, Konami unveils collector's editions for The Zone of the Enders HD Collection and Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Notch talks some smack about Windows 8, Hamza checked out the Black Ops II multiplayer, Microsoft wants to reward high Gamerscores, and Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance gives a new meaning to the arms race. Tags:#Black Ops#boobies#Call of Duty#Dead Or Alive#Destructoid Originals#Metal Gear#Metal Gear Solid#Microsoft#Notch#The Destructoid Show#video#Windows Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)@Brandon Don't blame the game cause somebody was playing it wrong, the video those clips were from was of a guy who didn't even realize how to do basic slashes cause he skipped the tutorial, so he kept using free blade with no energy to use it properly. I'm confused why Destructoid would use that terrible footage when there are much better vids out there. Here, have something that better portrays how the game is supposed to flow. Not that this Dead or Alive thing deserves recognition as a legit subject, but I was fine with the way the breasts were in the older DoA games, and I'm fine with the way they are now. Big, or slightly less big, I'm still down! The thing that really needs fixing is the ridiculous "bags full of air" animation. We need them more like... bags of sand...? No wait... @the silent comentator -- I already played the tutorial at E3. I didn't want to play it again, because tutorials are boring. I was enjoying the game by fucking around cutting up trees and shit. I've accepted that it's a combat system I'm going to need practice with, which I won't get until I have the actual game, so I'm sorry if my playstyle isn't appealing to you. If some off-screen footage of me goofing around and cutting up boxes was enough to made someone suddenly not want the game, I kinda doubt that person wanted the game to begin with.
I wish you lived up to your username <3 3:00 AM on 05.22.2013 Vote on Black Ops 2's new Personalization PacksTwo new Personalization Packs will be released for Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 on May 29, and starting this Thursday you'll be able to vote on which packs make the cut, Activision's Dan Amrich announced. Voting will take p...
7:15 PM on 04.11.2013 Black Ops II's 'Mob of the Dead' looks suitably sillyArriving later next week, Call of Duty: Black Ops II's Uprising add-on pack comes with Mob of the Dead, a zombie mode set on Alcatraz that, well, you'll see in this latest video. As a follow-up to the recent behind...
1:00 AM on 04.09.2013 Team Fariko wins the first Call of Duty ChampionshipTeam Fariko Impact won big after three days of intense Call of Duty: Black Ops II multiplayer action in the first ever Call of Duty Championship. 32 teams from around the world came together to battle it out, with the ultimat...
5:00 AM on 04.05.2013 Million dollar Call of Duty tournament begins todayThe Call of Duty Championship kicks off today and sees teams from all around the world competing for up to $1 million dollars in prizes. The tournament begins with a ceremony starting at 12PM Pacific, and then the 32 teams go...
12:00 PM on 04.03.2013 Bling out your guns with the Black Ops II Personal PackA new absurd trailer is out for Call of Duty: Black Ops II, and it showcases some of the crazier microtransaction based content, like graffiti riot shields, bacon guns, and benjamin bling pistols. It's set to hit the PS3 and...
8:00 AM on 03.12.2013 Microtransactions coming to Call of Duty: Black Ops IIIf you were worried fee-to-pay microtransactions were going to become the norm ... prepare to be justified. Activision has announced it'll be jumping aboard the bandwagon tomorrow, introducing incremental buy-me-ups for Call ...
5:45 PM on 03.06.2013 First MLG competition of the year begins next weekMLG's Winter Championship will begin on March 15 and run until the 17, with $170,000 worth of prize money up for grabs. The featured games are StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm, League of Legends, and Black Ops II. MLG sure is...
4:45 PM on 03.01.2013 Black Ops II 'Revolution' DLC drops for PS3 and PCThe first add-on for Black Ops II has finally made its way to PlayStation 3 and PC. The DLC, titled Revolution, was a timed-exclusive for Xbox 360 and released in January 2013. Available for $15, Revolution features...
10:00 AM on 02.22.2013 It's time for another Black Ops II Double XP weekendTreyarch recently let the world know that there will be another Call of Duty: Black Ops II Double XP weekend happening, starting today. The event is confirmed for all platforms, including the 360, PS3, PC, and Wii U. As usual...
2:45 PM on 02.01.2013 Call of Duty Championship tournament offering up $1MActivision is getting serious with eSports as they're hosting their first official major tournament for Black Ops II. The Call of Duty Championship tournament will be taking place in Hollywood, California from April 5 - 7 an...
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