Hello darlings. Today, we've got some delightfully juicy news -- For starters, a rundown of the recent enhancements being made to The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition, which Maurice was cool enough to go into detail about. If that's not enough epic fantasy, you'll be happy to hear that next week sees a release of a Dragon's Dogma demo. Tara's got the details on Crysis 3 which is officially a thing, as of this morning, with pre-order bonuses (already) and everything. Pokémon Black & White 2have an official trailer.
Finally, because nothing else is quite as exciting, there are some rumors -- for starters, Nintendo might be showing off Super Mario Bros 4 at E3, and Bethesda is teasing us with a mysterious image. Coincidentally, someone on the internet has some hot leads about the possible return of horse armor. Oh my.
The Evil Within players might experience something slightly terrifying before ever booting up the game -- the amount of hard drive space that Shinji Mikami's latest creation takes up. Bethesda just released the system re...more
Continuing our adventures through Skyrim; Max lays out the lengthy tale of what he did the day Dio died. Max's romp involved bottomless mimosas, a 40oz of malt liquor with a condom taped to it, and a deformed raccoon named 'Scary'. I don't really remember what I did that day. Probably listened to Dio.more
Max and I decided to start a playthrough of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim as the late Ronnie James Dio, the heavy metal legend who had a music video that kinda looks like Skyrim. There's only one problem; Max can't remember any Dio lyrics correctly. It's okay though; we had good beer and bad tacos.more