Hello cherubs, I see you up there, fluttering about with your tiny angel wings, rosy cheeks, and chubby little thighs. Come down to perch, little angels, and gaze upon The Destructoid Show.
Okay. Here is the things that happened: Orcs Must Die 2 will be a thing. Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP will be a thing on Steam, probably. Randy Pitchford demonstrates how cool the graphics in Borderlands 2 are, and how much he hates fabric. We give a rundown of some of this year's better April Fool's Day internet cyberjokes for computer nerds, and finally... We discuss Star Wars Kinect.