Today's episode of The Destructoid Show is brought to you by a flock of magical falcons who carried it here in a net woven out of gossamer spider-silk. Okay, not really. I just wanted to write something interesting.
Sega released a developer diary for Aliens: Colonial Marines, which features a bunch of Gearbox guys (who are all pretty cool guys) awkwardly putting on their glasses in slow motion and talking about how faithful the game is going to be to the original film. In terms of important business financial money things, EA announced that Star Wars: The Old Republic is going free-to-play, and between plummeting stock prices, and insider trading accusations, Zynga is in a very bad way. Speaking of Zynga, Zynga is boring. Resident Evil 6has sexy ladies in evening-wear with crossbows, namely, Ada Wong, as well as the new "Agent Hunt" mode. Which is unfortunately not a Mission: Impossible reference.
Nathan D Torchman, what do the five fingers say to the face?
Jed Whitaker Can we just get a yarn version of Bionic Commando already?ChillyBilly Alright. All Waifu are garbage because they're all fake.
There, I said it.ikiryou All of your waifus when someone gives them a dollar.Torchman IN THE NAME OF GLORIOUS ZEUS, I PROCLAIM YOUR WAIFU TO BE SHITSeymourDuncan17 Alright, Torchboy. If it'll shut yo ass up about our waifus, here is Yukiko's privileged little white bum presented for your, uh, "pleasure". KnickKnackMyWack Obligatory: All these waifus are best waifus. Yours ain't got shit.Shinta Just platinum'd Gravity Rush Remastered in 3 days. Super hyped for Gravity Rush 2. Sotanaht Several minutes into Spectre and I swear I thought I put on a hentai by mistake.
TysonOfTime Uncontrollable with slightly less Engrish.Scrustle Hachi Roku is my waifu.Occams #Darksiders2ikiryou Finally getting around to cataloging all the intergalactic-level augments I want to use for post-game Tyrant killing in XCX. The grind feels more substantial than Monster Hunter but then again there are no four-story-high monsters in MH.Pixie The Fairy Your waifu is poop. The Ultimate Waifu agrees.mrandydixon Boner.Kaio Da Silva Queiros Kaio Da Silva Queiros GoofierBrute So due to things at my job picking up and bunch of real life stuff, I don't think I'll be able to give my Waifu Wars blog the love and attention it needs. Still, I don't think I need to remind you guys who best waifu is, but just in case you forgot.Jiraya Nurse Joy is watching your Waifu quick posts
RenaudB90 Happy belated 30th anniversary!