Happy Monday! Hopefully you've all had enough time to adequately recover from your weekend by now... but if you think you can handle some more, why not crack open a beer and join us for tonight's episode of The Destructoid Show? Don't worry, we won't tell your mom/girlfriend/gym coach/AA sponsor.
In other news, this might be the first time I've successfully fit at least one word from every news story into the title of this post. I'm not exactly sure if I should be embracing that, but there it is nonetheless.
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