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The DTOID Show: Adventure Time, Deadpool, & Spider-Boobs

7:30 PM on 07.16.2012  ·  Max Scoville
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Holy crap guys, I think this might be my favorite episode of the show we've done in ages. Like, just in terms of the pure awesomeness/absurdity of today's news.

For starters, the ESRB has described all the awful things that are in Resident Evil 6, and it includes a spider with lady-parts. I have been very vocal in the past about how terrible spiders are, and how sex with them would be the worst. Apparently Capcom heard me, and really doesn't want me to play their new game. Deadpool: The Game is happening, and I've been waiting for this for friggin' eighteen years. Another cool thing that is also awesome is Adventure Time: Hey Ice King Why'd You Steal Our Garbage, which has a trailer now. On a more yawn-worthy note, Battlefield 4 got accidentally announced.

For the second half of the show, we tell you how YOU could win a bitchin 750 gig Seagate solid state hybrid hard drive for your gaming laptop. (I kept calling it a "Solid Snake" hard drive because I thought it was funny, but then I was told to be quiet.)

The biggest news of the day, hands-down... Is the launch of ShagaGamer.com, from the makers of DateaGamer.co.uk. There are a lot of times when I really wish I lived in the United Kingdom. This is not one of them.

 
 

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