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Sexy. Glamorous. Innovative. Nekkid. PeterMooria's Secret's Xbox 360 collection is the leading specialty lingerie of gamer girls, dominating the market with modern, plastic game cart collections, homegrown supermodels and world-famous blog posts exclusive to Destructoid's runway. The outfit can be yours for $150, but a smutty gamer girl like that is a rare drop. We do not recommend you attempt to install this bikini on the average woman, as attempting to do so may cost you a few a bounty in liquor, dinners, diamonds, and the ultimate removal of all precious childhood nerdisms from your apartment.

This piece was sent in through this poppin' Destructoid Forums by fashion designer Ugly1979. The artisan, describing his acclaimed piece, writes "Holay bitches!!!" Clearly, this man is a genius. For more ladies of the Nerdcore kind, check out Nerdcore One, Nerdcore II, and Nerdcore Three, revenge of the gamer smut. Hit the jump for the NSFW full pic, spotted by CTZ's hawt-seeking member the second it was posted.

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Has there ever been a funnier placement of this box art? He looks excited!


 


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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 01/21/2007 17:47
I want to fuck your brains out Nicole
c-walk's Avatar
c-walk at 02/27/2007 11:00
this girl looks so good have somebody more pics from this girl??
Gez:killa
"if you reads!I Love You"
arkracer's Avatar
arkracer at 03/23/2007 14:22
Oh, the hotness

I like the second one
Orionsaint's Avatar
Orionsaint at 08/08/2007 16:03
she has a man chin
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 08/08/2007 23:58
I thought only stripper had chandeliers dangling from their navels? Not that I go to err...umm...strip clubs...a lot.
Kryptinite's Avatar
Kryptinite at 08/10/2007 07:59
wow.....
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antoniogarciaiii at 08/10/2007 13:24
Has anybody noticed the Call of Duty 2 box? The soldier's pointing into her va-gi-gi, as if to say "This way, men!"
Lowtax's Avatar
Lowtax at 08/11/2007 17:49
:] A rare breed indeed. Such a delicious appeal to all ages. Smells exspensive.
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Kyousuke Nanbu at 08/12/2007 15:57
@Orionsaint

Go back to 4chan, this chick is hot.
zaqu's Avatar
zaqu at 08/13/2007 16:30
red ring of .......
Masked Wombat's Avatar
Masked Wombat at 12/19/2007 23:28
@Orionsaint

You;ve got a man chin...and not in a good way!
Unpro's Avatar
Unpro at 12/24/2007 11:41
her face looked shopped, body is nice..
Pepillou2's Avatar
Pepillou2 at 12/25/2007 22:02
lollercoaster @ antoniogarciaiii!!!
asil and ekalb's Avatar
asil and ekalb at 12/29/2007 17:21
i wish they would show her all nude
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Trezegee at 12/30/2007 09:50
Hi!Interest would me from where the girl is?!what country?!I must say do you is fact astonishing and sexy girl! Thank you behind inf.
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Corak at 01/03/2008 12:18
She did look hot the first time I looked. But do this...close your eyes and think to yourself ok that picture was really a guy, hold that thought and look at her face again, nothing else, just the face. And just keep thinking, guy, guy, guy. It freaked me the hell out, that chin and jaw line. I know shes not, but damn.
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GatheringofGamers at 01/03/2008 14:22
I like the Call of Duty comment, haha, he is pointing in the right direction! Niero, I assume you were behind the camera then went right back to gaming after the shoot, right?
Boolean's Avatar
Boolean at 01/05/2008 01:18
IT'S A MAN, MAN!

Nice body though.
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Vitamin Awesome at 01/05/2008 02:34
so... would that make it a CoD2piece?
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AKK at 01/05/2008 07:41
Too bad she's fucking ugly.
AfroJoel's Avatar
AfroJoel at 01/05/2008 08:55
I'm pretty sure that's a dude.
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Kryptinite at 01/05/2008 13:14
People are still commenting on this? LOL. I wonder if that controller is sticky....hmmmmm
Spexor's Avatar
Spexor at 01/05/2008 14:07
Is it just me or does her face look like a dudes? (it's the face/compression on the picture, she looks like a he with the beginnings of a 5'oclock shadow)
Scrixx's Avatar
Scrixx at 01/05/2008 16:29
Posts with Boobs win epicly.
BluFire's Avatar
BluFire at 01/05/2008 23:55
Dude why the fuck are there games in the way?
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BlackbeardonGuitar at 01/06/2008 05:28
I like dudes saying she's not hot, you're an idiot and if she would fuck you in real life, you'd also be riding a fucking unicorn to work.
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CreamyGoodness7 at 01/06/2008 05:35
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU]http://babes.timekiller.com/index~show~gallery[/url]
Here she is naked...
CreamyGoodness7's Avatar
CreamyGoodness7 at 01/06/2008 05:37
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kaneka at 01/07/2008 13:36
HAHAHAHAH DONT FOLLOW THAT LINK! ...yea yea..im a sucker
zac1234's Avatar
zac1234 at 03/14/2008 14:48
she is fucken hot
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Occams electric toothbrush at 04/12/2009 16:41
Goddamn, if I want to see almost naked trannies I'll just go down to the Putt Putt Park after dark.
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