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Do you want to turn your Xbox 360 into a portable device but are too afraid to molest it? Well then, TechEBlog has the answer you've been looking for! Take one big ass HDTV, some pipes, a couple of harnesses, a portable battery pack, an Xbox 360 and one manipulative friend and you too can have an Xbox 360 that you can play as you go for a walk around the block. They can even connect onto Live, so long as they're near a WiFi signal of course. The whole thing weighs about 60 pounds and looks to attract pestering little kids like flies to warm cow poop. 

Part of me thinks that this is a really nifty project that would get a few laughs from friends. The other part of me, however, wishes that the guy carrying the rig trips and falls forward ... and then the Xbox bursts into flames. No, I'm not jealous, I'm just a d*ck. 

[Via tehuberone's C-Blog








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Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 23:29
Scrixx
I saw this before, it's not exactly 'portable'

But it'll be nice as a setup, no cables to deal with.
Blackwyn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 23:37
Blackwyn
Quick, call Jack Thompson! Little kids being exposed to violence! OMGOMGOMG!
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 23:47
pizzaface
I just choke on my gum. It's sugar free.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2007 23:57
Boolean
"I'm just an d*ck"

YOUR GRAMMAR IS WRONG SIR!
Gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 00:11
Gamer
How hardocre is that.. geeze. I thought a glare on my screen was bad, but can't imagine playing with it wobbling back and forth, wanting a pee break every hour, and with two big straps in the mix.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 00:15
ZekeThePlumber
Those little kids should jump the kid wearing the setup. If they need an excuse if they get caught they can say that the Halo 3 they were shown forced them to do it.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 00:18
nukka jdav
Not really sure why anyone would do this...buuut kinda funny nevertheless.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 00:18
Pedro Blandino
bullshit. that has to be an recording. because if you slightly move the xbox 360. the shit will cry make an halo ring on your game disc.
vampireblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 00:27
vampireblood
wtf were these people on when they taught up the idea to do this?
Xelotath's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 00:28
Xelotath
"My cousin has a ps2!" Oh, what wonderfull information, kid. I'll pass to my friend and I'm sure they'll be delighted to hear that...

Also on topic, this is so useless, but it reminds me of when I was a kid and I was told to go play outside, so I took my gameboy outdoor. But the screen was really hard to view in the sunlight... haha.
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 00:35
Spykron
i love when the kid asks if its heavy.
"is that heavy?"
"yes."
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 00:50
Clockwork
How completely uneccessary.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 01:03
Yashoki
I love you Hamza
MYL0R's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 02:10
MYL0R
http://benheck.com/09-10-2006/xbox-360-laptop

I'm sure a lot of people here are familiar with benheck.com
and I want a 360 laptop sooo bad, but he doesn't make them anymore, and to even be considered a serious bidder for his last one, you had to make a bid over $3500. If only I were rich.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 02:10
Orionsaint
Gay!

vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 02:31
vexed alex
I think Heretic just admitted to being a pedophile.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 03:23
Cheeburga
I have about 3.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 05:19
Aaron Mxy Yost
Oh man, I loled at Heretic.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 08:59
Eschatos
Most memorable moment:

"My cousin has a Playstation 2."

Also, those straps must be really annoying.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 10:01
Holyetheline
Yeah there are straps in the way of the screen. That's some poor design.
NyghtcrawleR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 10:38
NyghtcrawleR
It would have been funnier if the straps broke.
freeman1's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 10:41
freeman1
I'm selling my DS and buying one of those.
Halopower67's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 12:54
Halopower67
Oh man Heretic i dont know if i should be scared of you or not but wow that was funny.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 12:55
Bob Muir
Take that, handhelds!
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2007 18:12
Fading Star
@Heretic
Lol.
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