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The DIY no-sew NES controller wallet photo

Want to impress the ladies by walking around with a giant brick in your pants? Have a sacrificial NES controller lying around? Solution: the NES controller wallet. The construction of this fashinable piece of geekery requires no sewing and barely any motor skills, so even the crafty impared can make one. All you need is a stock zipper, strong glue, and the patience of Axl Rose (yeeee-ah). If you hate reading, hit the gallery for an idea what to do, or follow this simple 6 step program. 

Clever, but can it be utilized to carry five severed osprey heads? No. It's petite.

[Via Digg

 

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tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 13:59
tazarthayoot
I have a new hobby for the weekend!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 14:05
Snaileb
tazar make me one, and I'll...

....

I don't know, just make me one!
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 14:14
Mabec
I thiiink i know the code to unlock that wallet...
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 14:43
atheistium
sorry just if someone had a bric in their pocket i would be creeped out. If you "bric" yourself, it means you've shit yourself..... so i LOLLED:D
domataos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 14:44
domataos
I seriously might make one, I have about 6 8-bit nintendo controllers lying around.
joepekula's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 14:57
joepekula
What are you doing stealing Nagiko's articles from her?
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 15:01
brad drac
To be honest, I prefer the cassete wallets the guy made, plus they don't involve killing an innocent nes pad.
Todd Umbarger's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 15:22
Todd Umbarger
REAL Step 1: Clean the 20-year-old shmutz off the casing.
Axewave's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 15:30
Axewave
i hate projects like these: they don't make NES controllers anymore, so every time someone destroys one for a stupid-ass belt buckle, or a wallet, they're destroying a piece of gaming history! i do NOT approve.
verkon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 15:54
verkon
just me or does the controller have like, dirt and stuff on it?
digiwalsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 16:27
digiwalsh
Thats gonna fall apart in a week. I'd rather just have the controller.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 17:21
Aaron Mxy Yost
Perfect for keeping all my gold coins.
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 17:58
momiji58
For those who had objections to the...err... "mod", perhaps this
is much more acceptable. I found it over at Geekologie.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 18:28
Mabec
Been posted here before =)
frosty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 19:24
frosty
i got the belt... i definitly dont need a wallet
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 20:01
BritiniMartini
awe! Me want me want!!
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