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No actual dish washing? Lame, thanks for the warning. I be saving my moneys for 'Master Chief Fills out his Tax Returns,' should be sweet.
So it turns out there's no Date Sim elements in the final release...what a massive disapointment 1/20
I know he's just cracking a joke, but I hope he isn't making fun of God of War here.
Cause really, he has nothing to back him up if he is.
Cause really, he has nothing to back him up if he is.
"I know he's just cracking a joke, but I hope he isn't making fun of God of War here.
Cause really, he has nothing to back him up if he is."
I think he's squarely mocking reviewers here, not the game. People who compare every action games to GoW and get huffy if it's not exactly the same.
Cause really, he has nothing to back him up if he is."
I think he's squarely mocking reviewers here, not the game. People who compare every action games to GoW and get huffy if it's not exactly the same.
He's right though. Every game would be better with the Blades of Chaos. Nintendogs wouldn't be half as boring with them.
That's pretty damn funny - I give the review -11/10 because it doesn't explain the trick with the warp whistles.
Excellent. And very clever.
I wasn't even aware of this games existence. Now I am interested. It looks pretty damn cool. Side scrolling action platformer with samurais and tons of blood? Sold! Sign me up!
I wasn't even aware of this games existence. Now I am interested. It looks pretty damn cool. Side scrolling action platformer with samurais and tons of blood? Sold! Sign me up!
That was awesome. Except I'm sad to see that Mr. Destructoid got axed.
My favorite part: "at least not in the 30-40 minutes of game play we tried before writing this review." Maybe they didn't stick with it long enough. Perhaps you have yo wash dishes as the final boss, or maybe as a reward for beating the game on insane difficulty.
My favorite part: "at least not in the 30-40 minutes of game play we tried before writing this review." Maybe they didn't stick with it long enough. Perhaps you have yo wash dishes as the final boss, or maybe as a reward for beating the game on insane difficulty.
You know, that's just unprofessional. What do reviewers know anyway? I mean if its online multiplayer works, it should at least get a 2/10!
That review is really going to be out of step with the rest of the reviews. They must be doing it for hits.
You all are sheep.
. . . neener neener. I'm 5 years old!
Am I doing it right?
That review is really going to be out of step with the rest of the reviews. They must be doing it for hits.
You all are sheep.
. . . neener neener. I'm 5 years old!
Am I doing it right?
I bet someone out in internets reads this article and decides not to buy the game based on it. Because it scored so poorly. Seriously. Oh internet.
OH NOEZ! Our action game is not God of War! We are totally fu><or3d!
Note to self, write love letters to Ska Studios for being awesome!
~Otaku-Man
Note to self, write love letters to Ska Studios for being awesome!
~Otaku-Man
This is very funny, but I actually wonder how many people will skim this and pass off on the game because they think it actually deserves a 1/10.
Also, I think it'd be funny for the score to go up on Metacritic.
Also, I think it'd be funny for the score to go up on Metacritic.
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