Dtoid playing cards with some vgame/comic friends in a bar, while a fight breaks out.

In a post apocalyptic world where Robots rule and all known humanity is stuck in "Ataria" forced to constantly duel each other in cyberized tournaments one man(Niero) becomes more and more of a up-and-comming star of the "Destructo Games". Once he has gained enough popularity he becomes more and more observant to the world around him and sees a terrible plot unfolding. With the help of local legends, and the hat that disguises him as one of the Robot-enslavers Niero sets out on an epic journey like none you have seen before. Viva la revolution bitches.

The scene, a dark boardwalk arcade, lit only by the lights of the games inside, on a rainy evening. Old cabinets of Daytona USA with INSERT COIN burnt into the screen, games of Area 51, Police Trainer, Ski Ball and Time Crisis II are unoccupied. The place is empty except for two people; a bored clerk with a cigarette loosely hanging from his lips playing his DS in front of racks of Chinese rip-off plushes of Sonic, Knuckles and Tales with a sign reading 500 Tickets in front. The only other person in the arcade is a silhouetted figure standing in front of an old version of Street Fighter II. We cant see the player as he is lit only by the arcade screen. Suddenly, from outside, we hear something very large land from just outside the entrance. its so heavy we hear the boardwalk cracking. It's Destructor-Toid, though we don't see it at this point. The final frame on the page is Jim, outlined by a lightning strike, wearing a bandoleer of shotgun shells and holding a pump action shotgun. Looking straight at the shadowy figure playing Street Fighter, as the clerk stares dumbfounded at Jim, his cigarette falling out of his mouth, Jim speaks the first line of the comic: "The president has been kidnapped by Ninja's. And that is the least of our problems." END PAGE

God Len invading the dtoid world. Beats up Dale North in the process, then everyone dances.

The Destructoid robot must defend the gaming community of D-toid from the Cockinator, who is trying to bone everyone.

Okay guys... show's over, nothing to see here.