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I think that Destructoid should make a physical book you can buy when Mikey's comic is finished. I would so buy a copy :D
A giant, hulking Sega Dreamcast robot shambles among the XBox 360s, moaning "I deseeerrvved beettteerr..." and moving towards the two unnoticed.
Cut to RetroForceGO!, which has finally arrived on the scene. The crew, now united, defeats the rest of the Xbots handily.
...Except for the Dreamcast Robot, fleeing towards the inner city limits (directly towards Destructor-Toid) and hauling Jim Sterling along with him.
Cut to RetroForceGO!, which has finally arrived on the scene. The crew, now united, defeats the rest of the Xbots handily.
...Except for the Dreamcast Robot, fleeing towards the inner city limits (directly towards Destructor-Toid) and hauling Jim Sterling along with him.
"The Moderator", A hulking figure with a LIVE Tatto, notices Jims use of the word "Cunt", and being a hater of all non Family-Friendly filth, begins to attack!
RFGO!(excluding Chad) have arrived to assist the stalwart Jim and Hamza.
Cut to Colette smashing two RROD console zombies into each other(by way of NES controllers that were wrapped around their necks). Topher with his back some what facing Colette dunking a giant slurpee cup over RROD console zombie which proceeds to short out.
Colette: Where the heck is Chad?!
Topher: He said he went to get help!
A long panel with Chad arriving on a dolphin(flying/floating if you like) with (random Destructoid member. Jim, Hamza, Colette, etc.) looking at him bewildered.
Chad: Hey guys! Came as quick as we could.
Random Destructoid Member: You came alone on a dolphin?!
Final panel is a spread of Chad waist up with his arms outstretched as if to be crucified. With a big grin on his face, a mass of dolphins begin to massacre the zombie consoles in the background.
Chad: Who said (I) came alone? [can alternatively put we to include him and the dolphin]
Cut to Colette smashing two RROD console zombies into each other(by way of NES controllers that were wrapped around their necks). Topher with his back some what facing Colette dunking a giant slurpee cup over RROD console zombie which proceeds to short out.
Colette: Where the heck is Chad?!
Topher: He said he went to get help!
A long panel with Chad arriving on a dolphin(flying/floating if you like) with (random Destructoid member. Jim, Hamza, Colette, etc.) looking at him bewildered.
Chad: Hey guys! Came as quick as we could.
Random Destructoid Member: You came alone on a dolphin?!
Final panel is a spread of Chad waist up with his arms outstretched as if to be crucified. With a big grin on his face, a mass of dolphins begin to massacre the zombie consoles in the background.
Chad: Who said (I) came alone? [can alternatively put we to include him and the dolphin]
Whatever happens next, there should be a tiny Dreamcast floating pet-type thing (like in Castle Crashers, or a shmup Option) that Topher befriends and keeps for the rest of the adventure, like the baby Metroid.
Dude, this is a good read. I second the book idea. I'd buy a copy.
My Story Suggestion:
Sterling is on the ground, the Red Ringer has taken him down. He is struggling with it. Sterling: "Bias my arse..."
Right as sterling's head is about to be popped by a Red Ringer, Dyson kicks it off and pins it down by the neck with his foot. Dyson: "You'll never guess what I found at Goodwill..."
Sterling is geting up in the background, Dyson Blasts the Red Ringer in the head in the foreground with the superscope. Sterling: "What?"
Large panel. The team gathers around a glowing object that Dyson has produced from his trench coat. It is dreamcast, that radiates with a spiraling light.
All at once:
Dyson: "I'm not entirely sure, but I get the feeling it's important. Plus it was only $40 bucks."
Topher: "There's something about it that feels... familiar to me."
The Destructor-toid lumes ominously in the background.
My Story Suggestion:
Sterling is on the ground, the Red Ringer has taken him down. He is struggling with it. Sterling: "Bias my arse..."
Right as sterling's head is about to be popped by a Red Ringer, Dyson kicks it off and pins it down by the neck with his foot. Dyson: "You'll never guess what I found at Goodwill..."
Sterling is geting up in the background, Dyson Blasts the Red Ringer in the head in the foreground with the superscope. Sterling: "What?"
Large panel. The team gathers around a glowing object that Dyson has produced from his trench coat. It is dreamcast, that radiates with a spiraling light.
All at once:
Dyson: "I'm not entirely sure, but I get the feeling it's important. Plus it was only $40 bucks."
Topher: "There's something about it that feels... familiar to me."
The Destructor-toid lumes ominously in the background.
Cut to the wave that is seemingly engulfing our heroes Jim and CyberneticTigerZ to their doom, and as RetroForceGO is still a ways away it seems this is the end of the line for them.
Cut to a a shadowed female form silhouetted by the moonlight throwing what seems like a shuriken but is really a glowing NES pad that rips through some of the zombie bots like butter.
Cut to another shadowed silhouetted form this one of a Dragon raining fire from his mouth taking out even more Red ringed robots. Landing on the ground below the mysterious female, the camera pans and the viewer notices that on the Dragon's back someone was riding him.
Brushing themselves off Jim and CTZ look up to their saviors blurrily making them out.
CTZ asks:
Thanks for the help...umm who are you guys?
Their vision clearing up they see: Nintendoll, SilverDragon and Y0j1mb0 climbing down from his back.
No need to thank us. We saw the commotion and couldn't just sit idly by watching from afar. As to who we are, call us the Cblog Recappers!
Cut to a a shadowed female form silhouetted by the moonlight throwing what seems like a shuriken but is really a glowing NES pad that rips through some of the zombie bots like butter.
Cut to another shadowed silhouetted form this one of a Dragon raining fire from his mouth taking out even more Red ringed robots. Landing on the ground below the mysterious female, the camera pans and the viewer notices that on the Dragon's back someone was riding him.
Brushing themselves off Jim and CTZ look up to their saviors blurrily making them out.
CTZ asks:
Thanks for the help...umm who are you guys?
Their vision clearing up they see: Nintendoll, SilverDragon and Y0j1mb0 climbing down from his back.
No need to thank us. We saw the commotion and couldn't just sit idly by watching from afar. As to who we are, call us the Cblog Recappers!
technophile- damn you must have eagle eyes, I couldn't find out what game it was, but I noticed the disc.
Anyways, great job Mikey, when this comic ends (it will be a sad day) you can charge $12937129875 for a print copy and I'll be the first to order one.
Anyways, great job Mikey, when this comic ends (it will be a sad day) you can charge $12937129875 for a print copy and I'll be the first to order one.
you best have this issue finished by comic con or PAX, for it will be epic, and best be in print form!
Great stuff as always Mikey! I might try my luck at throwing out an idea again later, but can't wait to see whatever happens next either way.
panel 1: suddenly a giant undead coleco vision (or ancient console of your choise) rises from the ashes and swallows the heros whole in one bite
panel 2: inside the stomach of the beast our heros macgyver an IED (improvised explosive device) to explode out(shielding themselves from the blast with cartridges of years past) walking away unharmed
panel 3: RetroforceGO! is waiting on a jump from AAA because they left the lights on
panel 2: inside the stomach of the beast our heros macgyver an IED (improvised explosive device) to explode out(shielding themselves from the blast with cartridges of years past) walking away unharmed
panel 3: RetroforceGO! is waiting on a jump from AAA because they left the lights on
I am DEEPLY offeneded by the usage of the word "cunt". Do you realize how horrible that word is? It's the most foulest of foulest words! Worse than "fuck" times a million! I think I've been emotionally damaged from this traumatizing experience. Good day to you sir!
I was going to submit an idea, but a better one has already been posted. Not going to say which :3
AGAIN WITH THE AWESOME! :DDDDDDD
AGAIN WITH THE AWESOME! :DDDDDDD
I can't think of any great ideas for you right now but I have to say this is awesome as always. I hope things are looking up meng. More fun on the forums will boost your spirits O_o
Wow, this just made may otherwise shitty night.
Also: Yojimbo's suggestion made me lol in excitement.
Also: Yojimbo's suggestion made me lol in excitement.
I take offense to the turn this story has taken. You'll be hearing from my offense attorney.
Yes, I keep one of each on retainer.
Also, my suggestion for next week. Jim only defeats half of each robot which causes the each one to completely die. And he doesn't ask CTZ for help because it would spoil the point of the battle to actually fight with a friend.
And then a horde of Wii units step in to save the day, 'cept only 5-6 show up at a time since the graphics engine can't support more than that in battle.
And there's a serious lack of "Also Cocks" in this comic. Poor showing, IMO.
Yes, I keep one of each on retainer.
Also, my suggestion for next week. Jim only defeats half of each robot which causes the each one to completely die. And he doesn't ask CTZ for help because it would spoil the point of the battle to actually fight with a friend.
And then a horde of Wii units step in to save the day, 'cept only 5-6 show up at a time since the graphics engine can't support more than that in battle.
And there's a serious lack of "Also Cocks" in this comic. Poor showing, IMO.
Encircled by Red Ring Zombies, Jim assesses the situation and quips, "360 bias my ass."
When all hope seems lost, an explosion rips through the crowd of Red Ring Zombies, clearing the way for our heroes. When the dust settles, we see Samit Sarkar, piloting a mech constructed from modified PS3 consoles.
Lowering the brim of his Yankees hat, he calmly proclaims, "It looks like we've survived the console war, gentlemen."
When all hope seems lost, an explosion rips through the crowd of Red Ring Zombies, clearing the way for our heroes. When the dust settles, we see Samit Sarkar, piloting a mech constructed from modified PS3 consoles.
Lowering the brim of his Yankees hat, he calmly proclaims, "It looks like we've survived the console war, gentlemen."
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