Destructoid has-- Ah fuck you eternalplayer.

Hahah... I love that it makes the forum sound like a dark, forgotten realm... because if kind of is.

Spambot ATTACK $19,99 Mac OSX + Windows Double Pack, RETREAT!

I spy a pink bomb-omb. Also portalgun.

Meanwhile back in Tom Jackson's base, he slams his fist on the console showing the Dtoid crew escaping his army of zombies and robots.
Tom Jackson: Damn it all! Where are they?!
Mr. Destructoid: Looks like you've underestimated my friends
(TJ calms himself and straightens his tie)
TJ: I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to that, but I'm left without any other option.
TJ presses a button on his console and a door opens behind him
TJ: Behold, my Robot Sumo.
MD: What the hell? Why should they be worried about those things?
TJ: Simple, their SOBALLR
MD: So Baller?
TJ: Yes - Self Optimizing Ballistic Automatic Loading Laser Rifles
MD: Wait - if they've got guns, why make them sumo wrestlers?
TJ: Well, because....um...Quiet you! (TJ slaps MD across the face)
MD: (spits blood) When I get my helmet back, you're a dead man

AMAZING

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

THIS WINS EVERYTHING FOREVER!

Forums. We have them (?)

Holy crap, so amazing! :D

These are getting better and better! You are my hero! :D

Take it to the forums meng.

I really lol's at the play on "Goodwill" as "Good Will's". Also Valve game references.

I'm a go ahead and resubmit an old(albeit modified) suggestion of mine that could fit here too.

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The scene opens with an enraged Tom Jackson yelling at his monitor because the Destructortoid is too busy screwing around back at the subway, and has completely ignored the RetroforceGO crew as they made their way into Good Will's. It can be seen on the moniter that the Destructortoid is being kept occupied by Hamza, the Failcast crew, and the zombies(cuz Ashley wouldn't know that the zombies are allies).

TJ:"NO, DON'T SMASH THAT!!! SMASH THE GOOD WILL'S!!! GO AFTER THEM, NOT MY ZOMBIES!!! ARGH, THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LETTING SOMEONE ELSE CONTROL THAT MACHINE!!!"

Tom turns to Niero, who is smirking and chuckling at Toms rage and the hiccups in his plan.

TJ: "Looks like I'll have to deal with this in a more 'hands on' way then. Unfortunately for you, I can't leave you here while I'm gone. I'm pretty sure they won't like that I'm doing this so soon, but the circumstance calls for it."

Niero: "And who is this 'they'?"

Suddenly, Niero's helmet can be seen behind Tom, but not the same helmet we all know and love, but a warped one, modified for an evil purpose, the lights glowing a strange yellow color as opposed to the normal red color.

Niero: "MY HELMET!? WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT!?"

TJ: "Oh, I don't think I need to answer any of your questions."

Suddenly, a large beam of light is shot from the eyes of the helmet, hitting Neiro, digitizing him and transporting him to an awful place. A digital world where only the most terrible spirits of gaming worst game's exist. A place that exists solely to turn those who enjoy games into those who fear them.

Niero: "What tha- NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

TJ: "I wonder how long you of all people will last in there. Oh, and please say hello to the president for me in while you're in there."

Tom hands the modified Destructoid Helmet to a servant ninja.

"You know who to take the Dimensional Terror Offense Instigation Digitizer to. He'll be able to make the adjustments neccessary based on the test subjects currently in there."

Tom turns to the rest of his ninja army.

"Squads 1,2 and 3. You will attack Good Will's. Make sure no one leaves that building. Do not engage them inside. As soon as the Destructortoid makes it's move onto Good Will's, you will all withdraw and reqroup at Meeting point 'X'. Squad 4, you'll be taking care of the current handlers. They aren't needed any more. Oh, and don't be afraid to use the secondary Digitizer in the control device either."

Tom turns back to his moniter with a sinister grin, and cracks his knuckles as the ninjas all proceed with their given orders.

"Now then, lets activate the advanced systems."

Ya know, I didn't ralize how long my post was. I am sorry.

^.^;

Mikey...you da man!

"Protip: Introduce yourself."
Fucking brilliant! God bless you Mikey.

I smell a pink bob-omb and I think it's about RiotMonster

Forumz? We has them?

Bloody good job Mikey! I love it! It's getting better and better indeed. Can't wait for the next episode!

"Poopface Morty whips out his Dong of Doom, all others bow to it."

Like the direction that could head in. Let me know if you need any creative input on that possible story arc. Could be great. Possibilities of a spinoff series are there.

So awesome.

Technophile concedes that he needs the time to find the Dreamcast, under the piles of junk he has, but before he can find one, the store is attacked by spambots disguised as Fresh Meat. In order to buy time, Technophile unleashes the forum team, all of whom are Team Fortress 2 classes (I hearby volunteer myself for the demoman. Who else would you use?!?).

The forum team leap to the defence of the store, wiping the Fresh Meat spambots out. Once they're all defeated, the pyro forum team member takes off her mask to reveal the pyro class is a woman!!! It's Riot Monster!!! Well I' suppose we've solved that mystery.

Yay!! I didn't notice the pink bob-omb floating around!! That's fucking awesome.. Also, sausage.

Amazing. Absolutely amazing. Who knew Destructoid had forums?

Just shove Browntown being stung by a bee in there somewhere.

This page is just gorgeous. This and the first HAWP page have been my two absolute favorites.

I would make plot suggestions, but it seems like you know where you're going next. I just hope for my face in the crowd. (Yay, the Forums!) That would be killer.

Oh, one thing though: Don't kill Tom Jackson. I think Jack Thompson would get too much of a "see, I told you so" out of that one. Simply stripped of his power and proven wrong and sent on his way would be nice. <3