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The Destructoid Comic: Face to face

7:00 PM on 06.19.2009   |   Mikey

The Destructoid Comic: Face to face photo

Previously, on The Destructoid Comic:

The mastermind behind all the chaos is revealed to be none other than Tom Jackson! Ashley Burch is unwittingly controlling the Destructor-toid! The streets are filled with robotic consoles! The subways are filled with zombies! CTZ, Jim, RetroForceGO! and the Failcast crew are trapped in a broom closet! Papa Burch demands Metal Gear! The forums are that way! Also, cocks ...

This ideas for these pages came from two comments; The Incredible Edible Egg and Tronjoy. The Incredible Edible Egg suggested that Ashley test the game by seeing what it could do and Tronjoy's suggested having the Destructor-toid smash through the street into the subway below.

These page went though an absolute ton of revisions. I even penciled and inked different versions before deciding to scrap them as they looked awful. And then I had to start again. Anyway, check out the three new pages after the break.




THE RULES:
1. You have 24 hours from the time this blog was posted to suggest what happens next.

2. Try to keep it relatively SFW.

3. You can only make a suggestion once per week.

4. Your suggestion has to fit on one page (although I will occasionally stretch it to two pages).

How will CTZ fare against the Destructor-toid?

Cover
Page #1: When it rains, it pours
Page #2: Enter ... THE SHARK!
Page #3: The plot thickens!
Page #4: Annnnnnd welcome!
Page #5: Revenge of the Red Rings
Page #6: Time to formulate a plan
Page #7 + #8: The Long Way Round
Page #9 + #10: Compulsory underground level
Page #11 + #12: Run or shoot?
Page #13: HAWP to it
Page #14 + #15: Mandatory monologue
LAUNCH GALLERY (4 IMAGES)
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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:02
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I'm screaming like a school girl here! So awesome! Thank you Mikey!
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:03
Fusiontr
OH SNAP
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:04
nukka jdav
Sexual intercourse!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:05
Colette Bennett
In the next one I'm in, I want a jetpack. I've always wanted a jetpack.
Tronjoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:10
Tronjoy
omgomgomgomg... awesome.

This wasn't what I was imagining... it's a thousand times more incredible than I was imagining!!
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:13
Tubatic
Great!

so next

"Ooh acheivements!"

Ash finds an acheivement list while Anthony is preoccupied in the background by either Dad or Ashley Davis. The cheivos are all based on the Destructoid staff, but pretty much veild references to their super-selves.

Hamza proceeds to throwdown and puts a nice dent in the Destructortoid. Howevver Ash deploys some sort of net or force field and stores Hamza away in the hull.

Last panel: Close up on Ash's screen: "Achievement Unlocked: When the Cat's Away..."
Tronjoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:14
Tronjoy
When Natal comes out, I hope someone makes a Destructortoid game for it.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:15
Monodi
CTZ ENTERS EYEBROW MODE!!!!!
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:16
Stella Wong
so cooool~ I would want myself in a big panel jump kicking the robot in the eye. XD;; make this happen~ First thing first RFGO needs to blast out of that broom closet.
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:22
Ben Perlee
Someone here named Mikey has a Hamza-fetish, lol.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:25
Hamza CTZ Aziz
you're just jealous ben
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:42
Ben Perlee
Oh, I am.

I mean, I just know I'll show up one day, and everyone will be like, "who is this guy", then we'll all drink vodka shots and everyone will realize how amazing I am! I wear Aviators!

!Vodka++

Also,I think it's is time for Colette and Dale to shot themselves with Evokers and summon something awesome.

OMG! Or, everyone does some crazy power ranger stuff, and they jump in cars or something and then fuse like voltron. Rey can show up, and his white power zord tattoo and glow and stuff. It'll be badass
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:43
HiddenAHB
It's impossible that is Hamza there...
Is impossible to somebody be that awesome.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:45
Niero
just when things couldn't get any complicated, giant mechanical cocks rain down from the sky and a third force appears
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:53
Technophile
IT'S BANHAMMER TIME!

It won't happen, but I so want to team up with Hamza and just wreck shit.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:55
GuitarAtomik
Finally got caught up on these and I must say, Fucking awesome. Great work Mikey!
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 19:59
Mikey
I totally have a Hamza fetish.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 20:46
Qraze
nice.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 20:46
Red TheHaze Veron
I JUST JIZZED MAH PANTS
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 20:50
SWE3tMadness
Here's my idea for the next comic:

ASSKICKING ENSUES.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 21:54
Xhumation
Hamza raises the hammer, thunder and lighting start as hungry sharks rain from the skies. he calls out the gods of retro and in the last panel we see colette flying to the scene with a jetpack.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 22:03
Neonie
Nonsense, EVERYONE has a Hamza fetish.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 22:05
Brian Szabelski
I don't care what the next part is. It just needs to have me in it somehow. Make me the Pyro from TF2 or something, since that's my jam right now.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 22:30
madninja
Collete weeps from the sides "We have to help him!" and Chad just simply walks in front of her and says "Everyone must walk their own path towards true peace, this is the one CTZ has chosen" Everyone walks further down the subway until nothing is left.

Back to CTZ who raises his hammer yelling out "To all of the Gods of Gaming lend me your strength for my final hour. Let every avatar from BannedNirvana rise up and we will become one. Let this hammer become my instrument of destruction as I try to take out this horrible piece of machinery. Let this be the last sweep of this hammer to ban the most heinous of internet trolls. (while this is happening CTZ's hammer is growing bigger and bigger with the amount of ghosts being absorbed into it and he is getting a more bad ass golden suit) SUPER! BAN! HAMMER!"

Last panel image on Ash's screen, Achievement unlocked Obliterated CTZ.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 22:42
ikiryou
What's with Mjolnir? No mere mortal can lift said mighty hammer o_0

Colette should have a rocketpack with gossamer wings on it, badass mechanical gossamer wings
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 23:02
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
I dont care what happens next, but Hamza's banhammer needs to triple in size when he enters his super-hyper-rage mode of ultimate destruction.

Come on, make it into a super ultimate banhammer of ultimate ban-uh-ness.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 23:11
Naim Master
My suggestion: Hamza piss himself .
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2009 00:10
Bob Muir
Shit just got real.

My thoughts:

Topher's Ikaruga is still crucial to stopping the giant menace, but it still needs that Dreamcast from Goodwill. However, the robot has found the underground safehouse because of Ashley's reckless playing, so the Dtoid crew is in trouble. Hamza and Jim break off to fight the Destructor-toid head-on so that RetroforceGO! can proceed to Goodwill. The Failcast crew stays behind at the safehouse to fend off the zombies so that they are not followed.

Kind of dry, but it'll move the story along (resolving RFGO's goal from several months ago), and it also works with other suggestions for Hamza that are far more descriptive and imaginative than mine.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2009 01:21
Furyfire
"Stop! Hammer Time."
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2009 01:22
flaming burrito
Epic. Amazing. Totally came. Keep up the good work.
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2009 02:26
Ben Perlee
Oh, this might not be appropriate, but could Jim enter hand to hand combat with Cammy from Nintendo, and he can summon the strength of Dynasty Warrior chibi familiars to send her back whence she came.

Of course, we all refer to the cammy as an entity on the internet, not the real-life, kind-hearted person I'm sure she is.

/me hides from nintendo.
AKillingJoke's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2009 02:42
AKillingJoke
This was indeed bad in the ass. Also, because of the title of this article, I read the whole thing with "The enemy" by Godsmack in my mind. Awesome!
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2009 09:59
The Incredible Edible Egg
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!

USE NIEROS IDEA!!!!!!!
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2009 12:39
Jonathan Holmes
I can't wait to be in this someday.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2009 15:36
nintendoll
Remember though, Hamza's only weakness is alcohol. Keep that in mind if he's to have an epic battle ;)
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2009 17:14
Darren Nakamura
AMAZING!
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2009 00:14
RAB
just gonna recycle my last entry with a few changes and snips :D

Cut back to the safe house with the rest of the Dtoid team and the Failcast crew.
Chad: "We've gotta get that dreamcast for the Ikaruga if we've got any hope in helping Hamza!"
Dyson: "We can't just leave him here alone. I'm staying."
As Dyson takes aim at the Destructortoids head with his super scope.

Everybody pours out of the room and the Failcast crew leads the way as they try to find a Goodwill with a Dreamcast.
King: It's this way
Hito: No way dude it's over here
Madninja: You're both wrong, it's over there!
Yashoki as a witch just continues crying in a corner in the fetal position, hysterically crying things like "we're all fucked, we're so fucked.. everbody is going to die.."
The Failcast crew (ironically dressed as the L4D cast)split off into different directions trying to lead, while the dtoid crew stays behind looking at each other, confused. Then they hear each one of Failcast get picked off one by one by their own respective special infected.
Topher then shoots Yashoki in the face and says "You're all retarded, it's this way" while standing right in front of a comedically placed "Goodwill" sign with an arrow.

@Hamza I TOTALLY didn't even see your entry the other week where you suggested noby noby boy at the goodwill, cause yeah I asked for some noby noby boy action in my last entry too :3
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/22/2009 20:03
Puppy Licks
Still requesting epic Brad Nicholson Vs Destructortoid godzilla battle.
Brad will show up, flex to the size of destructortoid and then it's ON!!

Everything will be reported by geraldo beedog.
embef's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2009 21:34
embef
Hamza gets so pissed off he jumps at the MEGAROBOT and crushes it's torso with his hammer. Inside it's torso he finds REGGIE drugged down with a vitality sensor on his finger. The vitality sensor is what powers the robot. Hamza takes it of, and the Burches 360 finally dies. But this also means that the robot is inevitably falling towards it's doom. It falls down on a house on the outskirts of town where the black Jonathan Holmes live.
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