Sexual intercourse!

omgomgomgomg... awesome.

This wasn't what I was imagining... it's a thousand times more incredible than I was imagining!!

When Natal comes out, I hope someone makes a Destructortoid game for it.

so cooool~ I would want myself in a big panel jump kicking the robot in the eye. XD;; make this happen~ First thing first RFGO needs to blast out of that broom closet.

you're just jealous ben

It's impossible that is Hamza there...
Is impossible to somebody be that awesome.

IT'S BANHAMMER TIME!

It won't happen, but I so want to team up with Hamza and just wreck shit.

I totally have a Hamza fetish.

I JUST JIZZED MAH PANTS

Hamza raises the hammer, thunder and lighting start as hungry sharks rain from the skies. he calls out the gods of retro and in the last panel we see colette flying to the scene with a jetpack.

I don't care what the next part is. It just needs to have me in it somehow. Make me the Pyro from TF2 or something, since that's my jam right now.

What's with Mjolnir? No mere mortal can lift said mighty hammer o_0

Colette should have a rocketpack with gossamer wings on it, badass mechanical gossamer wings

My suggestion: Hamza piss himself .

"Stop! Hammer Time."

Oh, this might not be appropriate, but could Jim enter hand to hand combat with Cammy from Nintendo, and he can summon the strength of Dynasty Warrior chibi familiars to send her back whence she came.

Of course, we all refer to the cammy as an entity on the internet, not the real-life, kind-hearted person I'm sure she is.

/me hides from nintendo.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!

USE NIEROS IDEA!!!!!!!

Remember though, Hamza's only weakness is alcohol. Keep that in mind if he's to have an epic battle ;)

just gonna recycle my last entry with a few changes and snips :D

Cut back to the safe house with the rest of the Dtoid team and the Failcast crew.
Chad: "We've gotta get that dreamcast for the Ikaruga if we've got any hope in helping Hamza!"
Dyson: "We can't just leave him here alone. I'm staying."
As Dyson takes aim at the Destructortoids head with his super scope.

Everybody pours out of the room and the Failcast crew leads the way as they try to find a Goodwill with a Dreamcast.
King: It's this way
Hito: No way dude it's over here
Madninja: You're both wrong, it's over there!
Yashoki as a witch just continues crying in a corner in the fetal position, hysterically crying things like "we're all fucked, we're so fucked.. everbody is going to die.."
The Failcast crew (ironically dressed as the L4D cast)split off into different directions trying to lead, while the dtoid crew stays behind looking at each other, confused. Then they hear each one of Failcast get picked off one by one by their own respective special infected.
Topher then shoots Yashoki in the face and says "You're all retarded, it's this way" while standing right in front of a comedically placed "Goodwill" sign with an arrow.

@Hamza I TOTALLY didn't even see your entry the other week where you suggested noby noby boy at the goodwill, cause yeah I asked for some noby noby boy action in my last entry too :3

Hamza gets so pissed off he jumps at the MEGAROBOT and crushes it's torso with his hammer. Inside it's torso he finds REGGIE drugged down with a vitality sensor on his finger. The vitality sensor is what powers the robot. Hamza takes it of, and the Burches 360 finally dies. But this also means that the robot is inevitably falling towards it's doom. It falls down on a house on the outskirts of town where the black Jonathan Holmes live.