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7:00 PM on 06.19.2009
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This wasn't what I was imagining... it's a thousand times more incredible than I was imagining!!
so next
"Ooh acheivements!"
Ash finds an acheivement list while Anthony is preoccupied in the background by either Dad or Ashley Davis. The cheivos are all based on the Destructoid staff, but pretty much veild references to their super-selves.
Hamza proceeds to throwdown and puts a nice dent in the Destructortoid. Howevver Ash deploys some sort of net or force field and stores Hamza away in the hull.
Last panel: Close up on Ash's screen: "Achievement Unlocked: When the Cat's Away..."
I mean, I just know I'll show up one day, and everyone will be like, "who is this guy", then we'll all drink vodka shots and everyone will realize how amazing I am! I wear Aviators!
!Vodka++
Also,I think it's is time for Colette and Dale to shot themselves with Evokers and summon something awesome.
OMG! Or, everyone does some crazy power ranger stuff, and they jump in cars or something and then fuse like voltron. Rey can show up, and his white power zord tattoo and glow and stuff. It'll be badass
Is impossible to somebody be that awesome.
It won't happen, but I so want to team up with Hamza and just wreck shit.
ASSKICKING ENSUES.
Back to CTZ who raises his hammer yelling out "To all of the Gods of Gaming lend me your strength for my final hour. Let every avatar from BannedNirvana rise up and we will become one. Let this hammer become my instrument of destruction as I try to take out this horrible piece of machinery. Let this be the last sweep of this hammer to ban the most heinous of internet trolls. (while this is happening CTZ's hammer is growing bigger and bigger with the amount of ghosts being absorbed into it and he is getting a more bad ass golden suit) SUPER! BAN! HAMMER!"
Last panel image on Ash's screen, Achievement unlocked Obliterated CTZ.
Colette should have a rocketpack with gossamer wings on it, badass mechanical gossamer wings
Come on, make it into a super ultimate banhammer of ultimate ban-uh-ness.
My thoughts:
Topher's Ikaruga is still crucial to stopping the giant menace, but it still needs that Dreamcast from Goodwill. However, the robot has found the underground safehouse because of Ashley's reckless playing, so the Dtoid crew is in trouble. Hamza and Jim break off to fight the Destructor-toid head-on so that RetroforceGO! can proceed to Goodwill. The Failcast crew stays behind at the safehouse to fend off the zombies so that they are not followed.
Kind of dry, but it'll move the story along (resolving RFGO's goal from several months ago), and it also works with other suggestions for Hamza that are far more descriptive and imaginative than mine.
Of course, we all refer to the cammy as an entity on the internet, not the real-life, kind-hearted person I'm sure she is.
/me hides from nintendo.
USE NIEROS IDEA!!!!!!!
Cut back to the safe house with the rest of the Dtoid team and the Failcast crew.
Chad: "We've gotta get that dreamcast for the Ikaruga if we've got any hope in helping Hamza!"
Dyson: "We can't just leave him here alone. I'm staying."
As Dyson takes aim at the Destructortoids head with his super scope.
Everybody pours out of the room and the Failcast crew leads the way as they try to find a Goodwill with a Dreamcast.
King: It's this way
Hito: No way dude it's over here
Madninja: You're both wrong, it's over there!
Yashoki as a witch just continues crying in a corner in the fetal position, hysterically crying things like "we're all fucked, we're so fucked.. everbody is going to die.."
The Failcast crew (ironically dressed as the L4D cast)split off into different directions trying to lead, while the dtoid crew stays behind looking at each other, confused. Then they hear each one of Failcast get picked off one by one by their own respective special infected.
Topher then shoots Yashoki in the face and says "You're all retarded, it's this way" while standing right in front of a comedically placed "Goodwill" sign with an arrow.
@Hamza I TOTALLY didn't even see your entry the other week where you suggested noby noby boy at the goodwill, cause yeah I asked for some noby noby boy action in my last entry too :3
Brad will show up, flex to the size of destructortoid and then it's ON!!
Everything will be reported by geraldo beedog.