The best plan of action to take out the Destructor-toid is to use Topher's ship, the Ikaruga. Well, it would be, but due to an unfortunate turn of events, the ship is out of action unless the group can get hold of a specialised engine part ... A Sega Dreamcast! Topher knows of a Goodwill store that has one and decides the safest way to get to it would be to go through the city subway system.
I'm sure nothing could possibly go wrong.
Puppy Licks had the winning comment this time:
The crew head underground where the sewers are filled with zombies that are actually commenters who have no avatars and yell random shit like "FIRST!" and spam the C blogs.
As the team let CTZ swing his banhammer every which way screaming "BANNED BITCHES!!" they begin to get outnumbered. They are almost overwhelmed until a mysterious pipebomb lures all the zombies away and blows them all into bloody chunks. The team looks and finds that the Failcast crew (all dressed as the L4D guys, Necros is Zoey) have been down there for weeks and are willing to lend a hand (unofficially).
Either that or try and squeeze a FireGod reference in there somewhere ;)
You may have noticed that I haven't included the entire Failcast team in this one. I was going to until I realized I have no idea what they look like. I know what Necros looks like because I think he added me on Facebook. Actually ... I'm not even sure if that is Necros. At the very least he's dressed as Zoey. If it's him.
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