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Previously on the Destructoid Comic:

It seems like an eternity since our heroes set about on their quest to retrieve a Dreamcast from the Goodwill store, needed to repair the Ikaruga. They have fought through the night against sentient consoles and deadly troll zombies, all while keeping undercover, away from the giant, metal behemoth, the Destructor-toid. Unwittingly controlled by young Ashley Burch, The Destructor-toid has destroyed much of the city, and nothing has come close to stopping it.

That is... until now.





These few pages weren't based off any comments, they're based off a dream I had. I just HAD to illustrate it. I've been having a lot of Destructoid dreams lately, actually. Another involved Hamza, Stella and some chicken (It should be noted that I don't often dream about muscle-bound,bare-chested men, this was a one off. At least, I hope it was.).

Apologies for stealing the story away. Now it's back to you, push the story forward in the way you see fit!

THE RULES:
1. Suggest what happens next!

2. Try to keep it relatively SFW.

3. You can only make a suggestion once per week.

4. Try to fit the suggestion on one page, although most of the time I will stretch it to two pages... sometimes even three!

Is this finally the end for the Destructor-toid? Is it's reign of terror finally over? Or does Tom Jackson have something else up his sleeve?

Cover
Page #1: When it rains, it pours
Page #2: Enter ... THE SHARK!
Page #3: The plot thickens!
Page #4: Annnnnnd welcome!
Page #5: Revenge of the Red Rings
Page #6: Time to formulate a plan
Page #7 + #8: The Long Way Round
Page #9 + #10: Compulsory underground level
Page #11 + #12: Run or shoot?
Page #13: HAWP to it
Page #14 + #15: Mandatory monologue
Page #16 + #17 + #18: Face to face
Page #19 + #20: Those left behind
Page #21 + #22: Goodwill hunting
LAUNCH GALLERY (4 IMAGES)
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Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:02
Krow
Mikey, I want you to have my children for me.
DJP3DRO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:03
DJP3DRO
CHEST!
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:03
TheCleaningGuy
This is my new favorite page of the comic. I wish I had some awesome suggestions for what could happen next, but all I can do is tell you how awesome your work is Mikey!
Das Ferret's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:03
Das Ferret
HOLY *insert expletives here*!

Excellent work, Mikey. You never cease to amaze me.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:03
vApathyv
Brad looks an awful lot like the Headbangers from Brutal Legend...intentional? xD

Also, I'd say you need counseling if you have dreams like that, but chest lasers are awesome.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:06
Overcrowd
Brad Nicholson... IS THE SHIT!
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:07
Havoc Fang
...I....what...BRILLIANT.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:15
PhazonYoshi
Brad Nicholson!?

We're saved!
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:15
Mikular
I less than three the fuck out of you, Mikey.
SadCheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:16
SadCheese
This is the reason Warrior of the Arctic needs to be made.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:18
Xhumation
Metal Gear?! That cracked me up.

Seriously some of your best work so far. I wonder what Brad thinks?
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:22
Neonie
So much epic in one page. SO MUCH EPIC!
Xaren's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:22
Xaren
Wow... incredible...
Chooly's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:28
Chooly
Tom Jackson decides it's time to take drastic measures and sends out a small, elite army to attempt to dispatch Brad Nicholson and a battle ensues on the rooftops with an astonished CTZ watching in awe. Meanwhile, members of the forums have been theorizing that the destructor-toid is being controlled by a single source. They haven't been able to pinpoint where that is but what they do know is that the robot is being powered remotely somewhere else in the city. Our heros must then venture fourth with their newly acquired dreamcast to the location of the power source in an attempt to shut destructor-toid down.
Mecha Six VII's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:41
Mecha Six VII
holy 5#17, Brad Nicholson.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:41
Electro Lemon
CHEST!

I laughed so hard.
TJF588's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:44
TJF588
I need Kerchaks (Disney's Tarzan) to spill from the Destructor-toid's creaking joints as they are disassembled, bolt by torn, crying bolt.
JohZho's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:46
JohZho
GWAHAHHAHAHA
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 13:47
Guagloves
PECS! Awesome as always.
Yukai's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 14:06
Yukai
This page has just rocked my face off with sheer epic.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 14:06
Takeshi
Better than sex! Love it Mikey, love it very much.

("Also,cocks" sign is great. I love that sort of little things.)
MountainGorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 14:19
MountainGorilla
I love the HAWP panel, basking in the bluish glow of vicarious CHEST.
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 14:46
Cartman
What is this I dont even
MowDownJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 14:47
MowDownJoe
Love the "Also, Cocks" Hollywood sign. In that vein, Tom Jackson should unleash a wave of rabid mutant superchickens to rampage on the city in hopes to distract Brad Nicholson.

...And I still say Geraldo Beedog should make a cameo.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 14:55
F Whipple
What is this I don't even...

Best page ever mikey. I want your dreams
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 14:56
Sean Carey
This is killer stuff, man. Keep it up!!!
seifd's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 14:56
seifd
Yes, Geraldo Beedog should be reporting on what's going on. For JOURNALISM!
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 15:47
Furyfire
BRAD HAS SUPER-CHEST!
Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 15:48
Brian Keljore
Just when there appears to be hope, Jack Thompson reveals he was prepared for this very situation. While Brad is engaged by the giant robot, he activates the powers of a captured Aaron Linde to taunt Brad, who eventually succumbs to the taunting and is transformed into his evil alter ego, Chet!
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 16:20
Technophile
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh god...oh god...

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 16:24
Stella Wong
YES this is awesome! :D <3 love the comic always keep up the great job!
Ravana's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 16:27
Ravana
LOL, that's fantastic. So he's a super huge rocker that can only say single words at a time while shooting green energy from his way huge chest. Nice.

But what is the fascination with rears?? He wants the d-toid bot to approach from the rear? The blast hurts his rear? His rear is collecting the energies that shoot out of his monstrous chest? I'm LOST!!!
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 16:43
Evil Cheese
Yay also, cocks!
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 17:00
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
First off, let me just say THAT WAS EPIC!!!!

Okah, Suggestion time.

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Basically the same suggestion as by previous two times. Tom Jackson is pissed about the unforeseen influence of Brad Nicholson. He seals Niero into the digital graveyard of terrible games, inhabited by assets from the worst video games EVAR like those in E.T. and Daikatana, a place created by Tom and those he is working with to make gamers fear that which they love. He seals Niero using Mr. Destructoid's helmet, the one item so deeply tied to gaming that it could open the portal to the digital world, but modified to reach, and seal people into, the Digital Graveyard. Tom then hands over the modified and twisted Destructoid Helmet over to a ninja servant to deliver to "a colleague", then orders the rest of the ninja servants to go and take out Brad Nicholson and aid the wounded Destructortoid.
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Yeah, I think this is probably the most logical(atm) way to lead into my idea. Also, I cut out some of the length to hopefully make it fit the page. As always, your free to change some of the lesser details to make it work and such.
Luke Barnard's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 17:07
Luke Barnard
hooray!
odber's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 17:09
odber
Beyond words.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 17:19
phantomile
The "SWEEEEEET" laser sound affects are a great touch. God I love these.

Show Hamza again in the next one!
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 17:31
CrocBox
CCCHHHEEESSSTTT! So awesome, that and the hawp reference there.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 17:36
ScottyG
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe... <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
super2j's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 17:38
super2j
Awesome, but who is brad nickelson, i saw someones blog about that very question after a quick google, but im stil not sure what to think.
COMIC:
Back at the burches, ash is getting pissed and decides to put everything she has into taking this new enemy down. Some epic battle goes down, and brad is winning. Frustrated, ash decides to take a break and presses start.
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Back at the fight, the destructor-oid freezes mid jump and stays in the air defying logic.
OR
Back at the fight, the destructor-oid falls to the floor like a rag doll seemingly defeated. After a few minutes of being cautious, everyone starts to rejoice.
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brad jumps back onto the building Hamza is on to help him up, turning his back to the monster. At this point ash sits back down and
picks up the controller. The robot gets up (in this series of pictures you will see brad from a close up with the edge of the building behind him,the next panel has one giant hand grabbing the edge, then next panel has the giant robots head popping, showing how large he really is, with a face change on brad as appropriate). And just as brad turns around, the giant hand is used to splat brad. And the robot moves on, with no sign of brad.
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 17:57
eskimo bob
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.

BRAD NICHOLSON?!
Arch649's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 18:16
Arch649
He should've said BICEPS!!! but otherwise brilliant.
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 18:18
ProperlyParanoid
I need a new pair of pants.
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 18:35
theredpepperofdoom
I AGREE WITH ESKIMO BOB THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO GRACE THE MULTIVERSE
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 19:05
Brian Szabelski
MUSCLES
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 19:13
10BobMarleys
CHEST! This just gets better with every page.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 20:20
RonBurgandy2010
You are fucking my girlfriend so I can father your children. Fuck my jizz, mine doesn't sparkle like yours.
H4RDC0RP5's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 20:45
H4RDC0RP5
Epic.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 21:14
Darren Nakamura
Hotness.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 21:45
VGFreak1225
CHEST! Too Epic for awesome. Also, cocks was amazing.
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