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The Destructoid Christmas Album
I can't believe this actually happened. Earlier this month, I was drinking some wine (maybe more than "some") and decided to send an almost joking e-mail to the Destructoid family of editors and contributors. It read something like this: "OMG we should totally all record Christmas songs and create a Christmas album to release on the site. AMAZING!" And now, here I am, typing an introduction to the official Destructoid Christmas Album. Wow. So awesome. I love the people on this site so much. No further explanation is really necessary. Click here to fill your heart with Christmas cheer. You are not ready for this. Featuring: 0:00 - Introduction - Chad Concelmo I hope you enjoy! Have a wonderful holiday, everyone! <3 [Click here for an alternate download link if the above doesn't work.] Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
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CAN'T FIND HEADPHONES CAPS LOCK ON FEWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK BOLLOCKS TWAT I WANT TO LISTEN /end caps lock. Not since John Waters made me a "too fat to fuck" mix have I been so excited at the prospect of music entering my ears and my mind. Thank you all so much for this. This is amazing, but I'm having technical difficulties with my computer!
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