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Our forums are full of all kinds of little hidden treasures and the latest to pop up is an idea by our favorite British chick, Atheistium. In the thread, Ms. Atheistium proposes that Destructoid hop on the battle card bandwagon with our own version of this incredibly nerdy and addicting gaming hobby. Check out some of the great work done by our forum members in the gallery below. And, if you want to add your own card, then feel free to do so here. Who knows, maybe this will be the next big thing in battle cards?

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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:15
BahamutZero
Wizards of the Coast better be reading this
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:15
Silverhertz
These need to be made. Seriously.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:17
Toneman
CardTOID
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:23
galagabug
damn, you're forum members is crafy.

destructoid the drinking game:

anytime that image of the british guy is used in a post, someone should have to drink. although that game would get expensive. fast.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:25
Snaileb
Damn that's pretty fucking fresh. If I was 15 years younger I'd be buying and tra-.. forget I said that.

Unfortunatly, my internet skills are teh suck, and my card would probably only have a Snail Trail power.
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:30
Silverhertz
Every pic I see of Ron makes me want to drink. Did anyone ever play that warhammer card game Battle Cards that used pics of nurgle and such? That was the good shit right there.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:40
atheistium
Glad you liked the idea people :D
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:46
Niero
A winner is you! Seriously, this made my year
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:52
Fana7ic

FTW!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:57
Topher Cantler
OMG BRILLIANT!!! :O
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 13:57
Snaileb
Hah! (me thinks Fana7ic is hilarious)
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:02
Niero
I love how most of them are about rape
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:04
bhive01
Thanks go to Ted for that one Niero
Aktrez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:09
Aktrez
Bah, you didn't get the updated one of mine and VirtualGirl:

Our Dtoid Cards ... let me show you them!

<img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/189/466470247_5412471756_o.jpg">

<img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/230/465868853_89fa3d2093_o.jpg">

Aktrez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:10
Aktrez
DAMN you and your damn BBCode! (and damn me for not reading!!!)



Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:16
Snaileb
My keys hae becoem sitcky dammt!

Damn teh snail trails!

(SOOOO CUTE, GIRLS.)
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:22
BlindsideDork
"Gotta Offend 'em All?"
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:23
Niero
HOT!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:30
Aaron Mxy Yost
Damn it, I still need to bring out The GIMP and make one for myself. I already know what I want to do, I just need to sit down and teach myself the program. atheistium is officially my favorite Wii-hating atheist Brit chick of all time.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:44
Namelessted
hell yeah. those shits were fun as hell to make. I still need to make the CheapyD card. I have dibs on that shit, so don't steal it you fuckers.

Awesome cards everybody, it was fun as hell making them all. but now i must go take my pre-calculus final and hope i don't fail. w00
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:45
Namelessted
also, i am teh best. w00t for the pink bandana bitches.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 14:58
Bob Muir
Holy shit, I'd play this game. Make it at least have the illusion of being balanced and I'd print up every one of these cards. Someone craft a definitive ruleset?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 15:01
Snaileb
This game would NEVER be playable OR make anysense...


...unless you were shit-faced.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 15:08
BahamutZero
Actually Ron, immortalized in velvet, the described scene quickly turns from hilarious to tragic. Now a clown raping somebody, on the other hand...
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 15:09
BahamutZero
...*always* funny.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 15:11
BahamutZero
Also, hamsters

Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 15:33
Kif
Haha my Tacgnol made it on the frontpage and Longcat didn't!
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 16:04
velcroman
what? no nextlust?
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 16:09
velcroman
i am highly offended that a bunch of mine aren't up there. there's always part 2 right?!
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 16:13
BritiniMartini
I lol'd at a few of em. even tho I don't understand pokemon >.<
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 16:33
Oni
Rock! Almost all of mine are up there!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 17:02
king3vbo
yah wheres the king3vbo card, it PWNS like charizard

this game needs to be made STAT, I would totally play it and laugh and anyone who doesnt understand dtoid jokes would prolly hate it... so I would donkey punch them
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 17:30
Namelessted
There were too many to post them all at once. even all of these is a lot. He should have just posted 10 TBH. most people are going to see this and not look at them because there are too many. Just my opinion.

velcroman, i love your nextlust card. I guess Summa didn't think it was too funny though.
domataos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 17:33
domataos
all mine are up there, probably because I'm much funnyer than everyone, my favortie:



masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 17:49
masterledz
WOOT, That's my Dtoid card featured as the article header pic.

Glad you liked it.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 19:54
Virtualgirl
okay, i really think that we should print these, i would buy them just to look at and laugh...
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 20:06
Sharpless
Atheistium, will you have my half-breed babies? I love you.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2007 21:23
Daniel Husky Lingen
Holy crap I want one! lol
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2007 01:13
Nick Chester
I'm late, but my initial reaction was: no Brutal card? No sale.

Then I actually looked at them and just...wow. Great work. I will laugh for at least four weeks.
brimtastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 19:48
brimtastic
Pretty much one of the best uses of the D'Toid ever.

Also, hooray for necro-posts
bofogroasub27's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:33
bofogroasub27
purposely, and half to ask some question about school-business, I buy ventolin
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