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You wanted different, you got different. You wanted intelligent, you got intelligent. You wanted less sledgehammer satire, you got less sledgehammer satire. Presenting a new video product from yours truly and in association with Dtoid Video. I humbly offer to you my opus -- The Descent of Fan

The Descent of Fan is a new educational series of short "Vidlectures" dedicated to the study and understanding of that most enigmatic of creature, the videogame fanboy. Although entertaining, The Descent of Fan aims to inform and inspire, to feed the mind and probe the senses. Sure, we hope to spark the occasional smirk, but more importantly, we want to ignite the brain. 

Or, to put it more honestly, this is a test episode just to see if it works and if it sucks I promise I'll either never do it again or keep doing it, only louder. Please watch and let us know what you think. I really hope you like it. 








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Audac1ty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:04
Audac1ty
Exciting!
Death by Yeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:05
Death by Yeti
oh no
i am bracing for something
watermanx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:06
watermanx
lmao @ sexualchocolate
Josh Harrison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:07
Josh Harrison
I'm very intrigued, can't wait to see more.
NintenDood's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:09
NintenDood
I liked it a lot! Keep going with this, I'd like to see what else you could say about fanboys =)
Engles's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:09
Engles
Good title.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:09
bodybreak
SONICHU. OHGOD
themizarkshow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:10
themizarkshow
Fan-tastic.
RichardBlaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:10
RichardBlaine
Went on a little long but I loved the format and style. It's definitely a fun change of pace.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:10
PappaDukes
Yes, please. MOAR!

And that sexualchocolate bit was fan-fucking-tastic!
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:10
VGFreak1225
Now this is something I can get behind. Great work Jim!

Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:11
Tron
Electric hedgehog pokemon
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:11
ace of knaves
Haha, Rey. Anyway, definite potential.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:11
FalconReaper
Very Interesting. Of Course I think the phrase "It Only Does Everything" has kinda lost meaning tome. And I'm kinda bracing for something
P-Dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:12
P-Dude
So we have a Patriot Snake documentary now? I'm interested.
paukl schmaukl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:12
paukl schmaukl
It was a little long, we don't need a five minute video to tell us that advertising works.

That said, hearing badly worded statements from comments threads read out in a reasonable voice is always funny, I'm all for more of that.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:13
Jamie McGinn
Oh God the penis zoom
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:13
Tarvu


Wait, what?
whatthi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:14
whatthi
like what you said the "it only does everything" slogan is a free advertisement for Sony, and any advertisement is good for the business, like this thread..it is a form of free advertisement for Sony, sure most think otherwise..it gets the word around even if it may have (or not) a negative tone in it..

in one of my business class they used to say any advertisement is a good advertisement..
Yukai's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:14
Yukai
You're onto something here. With a little refinement this could become an awesome new feature.
Floameh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:14
Floameh
What's the story behind this?
Were people complaining about your vido's being too childish or something?
Kyle576's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:15
Kyle576
jim sterling he only does everything
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:16
Kraid
Renaissance penis is not pleased.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:16
Tarvu
Jim Sterling, he only does everything.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:17
Jim Sterling
Floameh: Well, I was already planning a video adaptation of our demised Fanboy Friday, and since some people wanted something different from the usual OTT satire, I figured I'd class it up a bit.
AlexBebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:17
AlexBebop
I liked it and found the observation of the slogan use by Sony supporters and naysayers alike interesting. This could actually be a fun little informative (and dare I say... thought provoking) series. Can't wait to see more.

The only thing I'll nitpick about is I didn't like the reading of all the individual youtube comments containing "It only does everything." I think you could have cut the ist in half and got the same point across. Other than that, nice work.

Although "Xbox 360, it only does shooters" did make me LOL.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:17
Occams electric toothbrush
From 3:00 to around 4:06 the phrase "It only does everything" was used 19 times. Now, "It only does everything" is one long, garbled word in my mind that I'm cringing at.


Chuckle-worthy and I'd definitely watch this series.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:18
VGFreak1225
@Floameh
That and the fact that his usual style was getting a bit old, even for regular fans.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:19
bluexy
I expected something awesome I a got it, in addition to plenty of Vitruvian cock.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:19
DJDuffy
"the PS3 is better and it's free" flawless argument right there >_<
able to think's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:20
able to think
That was AWESOME!!! Love the new series Jim, It only does everything.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:21
Jack Maverick
How classy indeed.
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:22
Themightylebeau2009
Very very good. Also, you kind of sound like a young Garth Merengi, which is awesome too.
Jnr Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:22
Jnr Johnson
OMG MY head was Hurting when it said IT ONLY does everything I was like UGH!!! be he is correct DUmbass fanboys Working 4 no money sad indeed...
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:22
eskimo bob
examples felt very drawn out, such as when you read Youtube comments. otherwise it was interesting... but I'm not sure if I would want to watch another one to be honest.
Zeag's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:24
Zeag
Much. MUCH. MUUUUCH better than The Video Game Show What I've Done.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:24
Tarvu
Jim, you should know you can't cure the cancer that is fanboyism alone.

Call Wilson.
http://www.housemd-guide.com/season4/4images/401wilson2.jpg
BOWi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:24
BOWi
Moare!
Daniel Wales's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:29
Daniel Wales
That was great. The part where you read the Youtube comments was a bit much though.
Catbox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:29
Catbox
Really enjoyed, especially the zoom into the penis at the start, I'd like to see other famous artistic phalli zoomed into as the titles for other episodes.
BilliamFoushdow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:29
BilliamFoushdow
It's mostly well done, but segments need to be shorter. Whenever doing a lecture of any kind that people are supposed to watch for entertainment it's good to move from one thing to another fairly quickly, that bulky middle section where you simply read YouTube comments was painful.

Honestly I kind of dislike your choice of topic, because it included 2 of the 3 things I used to do on the internet but have sworn off forever. Reading YouTube comments and making fun of fanboys. Both can contain brief bouts of hilarity followed by crippling depression that I've actually spent time on these morons.

For the curious, the third thing is signing internet petitions, because that just makes you a tool.
GenStrike's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:30
GenStrike
Pretty good.
Mike P's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:31
Mike P
Hahahaha, nice. Love the intro.
JamesVersion2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:33
JamesVersion2
YES SIR! CAN I HAVE ANOTHER?!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:33
Naim Master
Classy, funny, this is just awesome. It's kinda like Fanboy Friday but not dull.
The Fundoshis's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:33
The Fundoshis
I'm liking it.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:35
Jim Sterling
Thank you all for the nice feedback. I totally agree with the criticisms and will bear that in mind for the future. It's one of those things where I didn't really comprehend the length of it until it was all done and final. Shall be much more mindful.

Should've at least read the Youtube comment list quicker. I could have done the same amount of comments in half the time.
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:35
Themightylebeau2009
Woah now....when was fanboy Friday killed off? I missed that happening.
Sebastian Baba's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:39
Sebastian Baba
Most definitely the greatest new IP to arise from Destructoid in a long time.
Ramalho's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2010 17:40
Ramalho
I laughed my ass off when I saw sexualchocolate in the video, lol.
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