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The day the Zunes stood still: Every 30GB Zune in the world has died!? photo

This is not strictly videogame-related, but it's such an incredibly freaky story that I'm sure you'll all forgive a rather tenuous link. Unbelievable reports have come in claiming that every single 30GB Zune in the world spontaneously died at 2AM this morning and now refuses to work.

According to the reports, the Zunes reset, powered back up and proceeded to freeze on the loading bar screen at roughly the same time. At the moment, no conventional means of resetting has worked. Due to the bizarre simultaneous nature of the crash, a number of people are now referring to the event as Y2K9. 

This is incredible, and can't be good for a company that brought us the infamous red ring of death. Quite how Microsoft is going to live this one down after producing a terminally ill videogame console is beyond me. Just to test this problem, our very own Brad Nicholson called his girlfriend, who owns a Zune. Sure enough, it's broken. 

Rest assured, I'm laughing my arse off as I type this. It's probably the craziest story we've had in 2008, and right on the last day of the year, too. Thank you, Microsoft: your commitment to quality hardware never ceases to produce pure gold.

[Update: According to Major Nelson, they fixed the issue a very short moment ago. His Zune wasn't working, either, but magically fixed itself. Tech support had no clue of a fix when we asked them about it, though. Whatever happened might have happened of its own ghostly accord. Weird, weird stuff.]

[Update Update: Okay, now we're hearing it's NOT fixed. HAHA! This is the gift that keeps on giving. Apparently, the issue has something to do with the new firmware being unable to handle today's "leap second," where one extra second is added onto the day. Or something.]


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Diomeneus's Avatar
Diomeneus at 12/31/2008 10:01
just... wow
eternalplayer2345's Avatar
eternalplayer2345 at 12/31/2008 10:02
I laughed so hard, but seriously this is the most impressive tech failure I've ever seen.
Dan Luigi Mario's Avatar
Dan Luigi Mario at 12/31/2008 10:04
i lol'd




a lot.
n0brein's Avatar
n0brein at 12/31/2008 10:04
oh my godz the world is going to end, we're all gonna die
RUUUUUNN!!
masterninja's Avatar
masterninja at 12/31/2008 10:05
Wow...I'm so glad I stuck to my PSP for my multimedia needs right about now...
Tha Meat's Avatar
Tha Meat at 12/31/2008 10:06
They'll just extend the warranty and blind everyone by buying another exclusive, end of story.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 12/31/2008 10:06
Incredible, what a way to end the year.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar
Vitamin Awesome at 12/31/2008 10:07
I just reached into my jacket pocket to look at mine...

Holy Fuck.
Rhyno's Avatar
Rhyno at 12/31/2008 10:08
Are they just trying to create the biggest hardware failure ever? It seems like they just don't want "reliable" associated with them at all.
Oh well, glad I have on iTouch and not a Zune.
Rygiz's Avatar
Rygiz at 12/31/2008 10:08
DAMN YOU KEANU!!!!
Brad Nicholson's Avatar
Brad Nicholson at 12/31/2008 10:11
I've been on hold with tech support for over 56 minutes now, by the way. Awesome.
Cataract's Avatar
Cataract at 12/31/2008 10:11
Mines still working. What "report" said this?
Looptron's Avatar
Looptron at 12/31/2008 10:11
Yup. Both mine and my mother's are like that too. Noticed it last night and just thought oh well, when the battery dies it'll reset. Guess not :-(
mistic's Avatar
mistic at 12/31/2008 10:12
lol this is just too fucking awesome!

too bad for the people stupid enough to get one of those pieces of crap though :p

jsut hope something like this won't happen to the 360's tonight :p guess a lot of devs at M$ will be spending their new years eve at work :-)
SephirothX's Avatar
SephirothX at 12/31/2008 10:13
Wow. Just wow.
Mabui's Avatar
Mabui at 12/31/2008 10:14
That is wow - someone didn't pay the programmers.
Shirley Temple's Avatar
Shirley Temple at 12/31/2008 10:15
Just checked mine. ...wtf.

@cataract

Do you have the 30GB model?
kwaselow's Avatar
kwaselow at 12/31/2008 10:15
If Microsoft makes a Zune announcement in the forest, and nobody's around to hear it, does anybody care?
El-Sveppi's Avatar
El-Sveppi at 12/31/2008 10:15
Impressive.....most impressive
BattyAdroit's Avatar
BattyAdroit at 12/31/2008 10:18
The Day the Zune Stood Still
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 12/31/2008 10:19
@Cataract
Apparently it's only the first set of 30GB Zunes.
Kathos's Avatar
Kathos at 12/31/2008 10:20
I have an 80GB, guess we're ok huh?
Drach's Avatar
Drach at 12/31/2008 10:20
Wow, Jim.. what a coincidence.. I just bought a used iTouch from a friend for $100 last night.. That's just messed up how I get a portable music player made by apple, and the same night Microsoft's Zune goes ape shit. Fucking weird! Sounds like they were rigged to go. That and hilarious pic, Jim.. made me laugh.
Sam Spectre's Avatar
Sam Spectre at 12/31/2008 10:21
LMAO

Way to go Microsoft. Great way to end the year.
Sukes's Avatar
Sukes at 12/31/2008 10:22
I'm sorry but Bill deserves a High-Five on this one.
ZServ's Avatar
ZServ at 12/31/2008 10:25
<_<.. this sucks.
madmatt's Avatar
madmatt at 12/31/2008 10:27
When I chose the 80gb they laughed at me. WHO IS LAUGHING NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
youstolemykill's Avatar
youstolemykill at 12/31/2008 10:27
Got to love M$Soft. Good thing I don`t have a Zune.
Drach's Avatar
Drach at 12/31/2008 10:27
On a lighter note: How the HELL does that company stay in business?! Evey piece of hardware that says "Microsoft" on it seems to fail, whether it be a RROD or the Zunes all deciding to not work at the same time... STOP BUYING MICROSOFT CRAP PEOPLE. Obviously they can't make hardware, and their software seems to be equally as bad.
I guess this just shows my age.. When I was young, companies that sold shitty hardware didn't stay in business long... I'm baffled at how they keep selling things to people after all this..

(tries to hide his Xbox360 arcade)
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 12/31/2008 10:27
Y2K 2: The Reckoning. This is hilarious.
Zombutler's Avatar
Zombutler at 12/31/2008 10:28
My 80G Zune which I wuv very much is fine.
Also, major nelson just twittered "If you have a Zune 30 that was not working, I just found out that issue was resolved. You should be good to go." So.....
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 12/31/2008 10:28
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
Zombutler's Avatar
Zombutler at 12/31/2008 10:30
Also to build upon what major said over at HardOCP.com they seem to have concluded that it's the latest Firmware for the Zune 30GB, it's having issues with the fact that 2008 is a leap year and this is the 366th day of the year.
Zune's that haven't been updated with more recent Firmware are functioning just fine, so are the larger capacity models.
FatherChesz's Avatar
FatherChesz at 12/31/2008 10:31
So basically everyone that raced out to Toys R Us on Black Friday last year to snag the brown ones for like 50 bucks has got to be pretty pissed. That's hilarious to me, probably because I don't have one.
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 12/31/2008 10:31
This kind of thing would never happen with an Ipod.
Cataract's Avatar
Cataract at 12/31/2008 10:32
Wait, scratch that. Now mines locked up. Godfucking damnit.
whormongr's Avatar
whormongr at 12/31/2008 10:32
I use an archos and a no name sylvania- and my wife is using my old creative zen, makes me glad
Azzurus's Avatar
Azzurus at 12/31/2008 10:34
I was wondering why mine wasn't working. Now I'm laughing uncontrollably. Massive entire world Xbox 360 fail in 3..2..1..
Tehmtnlion's Avatar
Tehmtnlion at 12/31/2008 10:35
So are they rigged to blow now? I'd suggest getting several dozen meters away from any 30gb Zune as of right now.
John B's Avatar
John B at 12/31/2008 10:37
Major Nelson says that it's fixed? Exactly HOW? And how will every Zune know about this fix? What .. Microsoft throws a switch and they all start working again? "Big Brother", anyone?
Zombutler's Avatar
Zombutler at 12/31/2008 10:38
OK major nelson just twittered that he was wrong and it's not fixed yet
Zenki's Avatar
Zenki at 12/31/2008 10:38
Major Nelson just updated his Twitter there is NO FIX at this time. As a Zune 30GB owner I am ready to throw this brick at someone from Microsoft.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 12/31/2008 10:40
This is the greatest slow news day ever.
Genki-JAM's Avatar
Genki-JAM at 12/31/2008 10:40
.....
Fuck.

Well, maybe mine isn't affected by it yet since the battery's dead..? I hope I hope I hope I hope! Nonetheless, I'm looking for a new MP3 player right now, because even if they DO fix this, I'm done with it anyway.
grassr00ts's Avatar
grassr00ts at 12/31/2008 10:42
@tehmtnlion

LMFAO
Pangloss's Avatar
Pangloss at 12/31/2008 10:46
Oh hell yes this is hilarious. Y2K was a gigantic let-down (I was halfway hoping we'd all get our Road Warrior on), but it looks like the shit we were worried about was actually more or less real.

And for everyone that's screaming about Microsoft and hardware problems, this is pretty obviously a software issue.
Sam Spectre's Avatar
Sam Spectre at 12/31/2008 10:46
I'm just waiting for my 360 to explode.
Zombutler's Avatar
Zombutler at 12/31/2008 10:48
looks like it was survival of the fittest in Zuneland...80gb and 120gb zunes rule the land
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 12/31/2008 10:48
I smell a lawsuit.

Also, the Xbox 360 ad on the side of this article is rather ironic.
Slique's Avatar
Slique at 12/31/2008 10:52
Microsoft: the company that just keeps on giving.
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