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The day that evil won: Wii Fit outsells Halo 3 in the U.S. photo

Lets start with the facts.

Nintendo is a giant, evil corporation that is hellbent on ruining videogames, the world, and everything. The only things standing in their way are a local, "Mom and Pop" software developer called Microsoft, and a plucky, underdog electronics producer named Sony. For a while, Sony had just barely fended Nintendo off with something called the PS2, but lately it's been Microsoft leading the struggle to keep Nintendo at bay. With the record breaking sales of Halo 3, a game universally accepted as the most wonderful thing ever made, Microsoft had proven that no matter how many battles Nintendo may champion, the "good guys" were still winning the war. 

That's all over now. Via a combination of highly effective viral marketing, and insults used to humiliate the consumer into submission, Nintendo has convinced the world to buy a game that it doesn't want; a game that forces the player to become more aware of their own bodies by making them move their arms and their legs. Some people call that "exer-gaming". I call it blasphemy. 

By selling over 6 million units in the United States, Nintendo has official stolen videogames from "us" (13-24 year old males who are too sexy to even move) and given in to "them" (women, children, and old people, many of whom are not sexy at all). That's right everybody, the latest NPD numbers show that as of February 2009, Wii Fit has outsold Halo 3 in the United States. There are now more people in our country using videogames to fake-hula hoop than people using them to fake-murder their friends.  

Game over, man. Game over

[via Kotaku]


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Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 03/22/2009 02:00
Let's hear it for evil!
A New Challenger's Avatar
A New Challenger at 03/22/2009 02:03
I'm surprised that many units were available.

Actually both Wii and Wii Fit have been on Amazon fairly regularly for many weeks now. The shortage is over.
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 03/22/2009 02:06
I like palpatine being in the picture
TMillsap's Avatar
TMillsap at 03/22/2009 02:18
Damn you Nintendo!!! I hope you ALL DIE in the BLAZING depths of HELL!!! I like Nintendo but its still a shame to see Halo 3 outsold after it broke the records, and by Wii Fucking Fit at that.
Black Nexus's Avatar
Black Nexus at 03/22/2009 02:28
I'm living in the freakin twilight zone aren't I. And I still wanna know who buy's Wii fit , I Know 15 gamers,10 of them have Wii's and none of them have even expressed a slight intrest in the thing, and two of them are workout freaks.
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 03/22/2009 02:29
Johnny? Is that you? Jooohnnnyyy...
Rabspat's Avatar
Rabspat at 03/22/2009 02:32
Well, at least it's not Wii Music. o:
taumpytears's Avatar
taumpytears at 03/22/2009 02:32
But both games suck...
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 03/22/2009 02:38
Hey! You're not Jim Sterling! Also, people love crap, whether it's halo, wiianything, or killzone2. Waitaminnit...
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 03/22/2009 02:49
Good.
Tubatic's Avatar
Tubatic at 03/22/2009 02:50
Kind of surreal.

Halo 3 is one of the most complete "core" experiences ever (Solo, Local Multiplayer, Online Multiplayer, Co-Op, DLC, various replay modes AND a level editor)

Wii Fit includes a peripheral and weighs in at $90.

Didn't see this one coming
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar
Kyousuke Nanbu at 03/22/2009 02:54
In after the Halo bashing.

And uhh, wow, Nintendo is king, who cares? Articles like this just create more fanboy furor, I'm amazed Jim didn't post it quite honestly.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar
Vitamin Awesome at 03/22/2009 03:04
but will it curb the trend of fat kids? only time will tell.

I digs teh haloez, and I admit that I sold my wii, but in all honesty, Nintendo has achieved what they sought out to do- get non-gamers to buy their product. It's a shaky step, but with games like Madworld being released (albeit not at the rate I'd like it to), I'm hoping the whole casual/core thing will strike some balance sooner than later.

Another thing to put into perspective: what are the ratios of game/console? Are there more people who own 360s that also own Halo 3 compared to wii owners that also own wii fit?
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 03/22/2009 03:04
@Tubatic

There are less guns than idiots in the world though.
Dyna Geek's Avatar
Dyna Geek at 03/22/2009 03:05
How dare mortals help the devil's device surpass the most amazing thing ever.
Xzeon's Avatar
Xzeon at 03/22/2009 03:11
After Brawl there has been nothing good to buy for the Wii. It seems Nintendo is more interested in everyone who is not a gamer. The sad thing is their winning for all the wrong reasons. Why didn't Mario Galaxy out sell halo 3, you know an actual good Wii game.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar
Conrad Zimmerman at 03/22/2009 03:11
Yes, soccer moms and chubby kids all across America are playing Wii Fit. For a week. Way to go Nintendo!
A New Challenger's Avatar
A New Challenger at 03/22/2009 03:13
@Dyna Geek:

"I was brought here by humans."
"You steal mens' souls! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"
motti's Avatar
motti at 03/22/2009 03:33
Sigh. Heaven forbid people could go for a run outside to get fit, instead of ruining out laziness. DAMN YOU NINTENDO FOR KILLING GAMERS!
ajaxender's Avatar
ajaxender at 03/22/2009 03:35
This upsets me... "I can lose weight with a video game, and its gotta be fun and entertaining and easy, cos its a video game!"

Yeah... no. As Conrad says, theyll be playin this for a week. But then, Nintendo has not cared about that for a while...
mr spooky's Avatar
mr spooky at 03/22/2009 03:41
Remember this
InternetRox0rMachine's Avatar
InternetRox0rMachine at 03/22/2009 03:52
@darkair

Winner.
Funksy's Avatar
Funksy at 03/22/2009 03:56
@Conrad

Nintendo makes the same whether you play it for 30 secs or 6 months, so how is that relevant?
pedrovay2003's Avatar
pedrovay2003 at 03/22/2009 04:01
This was the best worded article I've read all day.
sparkthatbled's Avatar
sparkthatbled at 03/22/2009 04:01
But Killzone 2 is obviously better than Halo 3, so it's obvious that something like WiiFit would easily outsell it!
Syn's Avatar
Syn at 03/22/2009 04:06
"too sexy to even move"

that slayed me, I love it.
VIPER88's Avatar
VIPER88 at 03/22/2009 04:13
This is the most sarcastic article I have ever read.
Good job Jon.
And go Nintendo.
Krow's Avatar
Krow at 03/22/2009 04:30
usa usa usa usa!
Fission Mailed's Avatar
Fission Mailed at 03/22/2009 04:32
And so it begins...

I'm at a loss for words. Really, WiiFit?

...

WiiFit??
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar
Conrad Zimmerman at 03/22/2009 04:34
@Funksy: If your only interest is in terms of how much money Nintendo is making, none whatsoever.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar
Conrad Zimmerman at 03/22/2009 04:35
TYPO! I'm sorry, I meant to say that it is not relevant whatsoever.
drocinktown's Avatar
drocinktown at 03/22/2009 04:52
the best selling game isn't even a game that's why I hate the wii.
CapnCrunk's Avatar
CapnCrunk at 03/22/2009 05:31
Both games rot the brain, but at least one of them burns calories.
Timmeh's Avatar
Timmeh at 03/22/2009 05:56
This is the way the world ends.
FalconReaper's Avatar
FalconReaper at 03/22/2009 06:27
am I the only one who noticed that hell has frozen over
Conan-san's Avatar
Conan-san at 03/22/2009 06:30
Ah, well here we go.

WiiFit isn't a game.

So there.
C4Vicious's Avatar
C4Vicious at 03/22/2009 06:38
Good, I'm glad Wii Fit outsold Halo 3. It proves that there are more Americans out there that are concerned with their health than there are Americans concerned with virtually tea bagging strangers while laughing incessantly about it.

You have too give Nintendo credit. After all, they took what is essentially a brilliant idea, executed it as poorly as they possibly could have, and still managed to outsell a game that is held widely by hardcore gamers to be the holy grail of video games. I don't know if H3 is really as good as people say it is. It has never made its way into my 360. However, I have played Wii Fit at my in laws' house and I would probably buy it before I'd buy Halo. It is the mindless, no skill needed, pick up and play strategy that has made the Wii as successful as it is, and for good reason.

There are a lot more people in this country that would have no idea how to move their camera and shoot at the same time. These people would never even try to play Halo or any other FPS for that matter. But (and here is the core brilliance of the Wii) anybody can wiggle a wiimote and act like its a tennis racket. The people who have no interest in playing skill required games eat this shit up because to them, it is fun. The same kind of fun you have when you pull off a ridiculous head shot on your best friend and then ball dip the sorry son of a bitch.

Ultimately you have to ask yourself one question... Do I really give a shit? Do I give a shit if Nintendo does well selling games like Wii Fit or Wii Sports? If you do then you are really wasting your time. They aren't going to stop and it isn't going to make the slightest difference in the production of future Halo games.

So you can either ignore it and let the common man have their fun, or you can bitch and cry about it like a winy fanboy. Either way it won't stop, and, in my opinion, it is blogs like this that diminish the credibility of a professional writer.
Ikey Heyman's Avatar
Ikey Heyman at 03/22/2009 06:40
I absolutely hate what's happened to the Wii...I really wish Nintendo would get its head out of its ass and perhaps produce, say, separate consoles, one for actual games, and another for this gimmicky casual shovelware that everyone who's not a gamer seems to like so much.

but alas that will never happen, and I get to writhe in hatred, crying for the Nintendo fan I used to be.
Calebyte's Avatar
Calebyte at 03/22/2009 06:48
Makes sense. Wii Fit appeals to a much broader demographic than Halo 3. Love them or hate them, Nintendo has succeeded in its goal of getting new people interested in games.

I'm not a Wii Fit fan, but there's plenty on the Wii to keep me happy. Right now it's MadWorld.
Anto103's Avatar
Anto103 at 03/22/2009 06:49
Ahh well what can we do? Nintendo turned it's back on the people who kept it breating through the years of the Gamecube and it repays us with endless "games" of Brain traing, and other assorted crap. Now all we can hope is that it releases the games we want or it dies a slow anad painful death. *cough*
And another thing please remove that Marble saga background because it's raping my browser.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar
Jonathan Holmes at 03/22/2009 06:55
@ C4Vicious- Are you being sarcastic?

That's a hint, by the way.

@ Everyone else- THIS JUST IN! Early reports state that Halo 4 will use the new Microsoft Eye-Balance-Toy-Board (EyeBaToBo for short), and will require you to do all your virtual teabaging via full body motion controls.

Wii Fit has ruined gaming permanently!

Forever!
L0cky's Avatar
L0cky at 03/22/2009 06:57
who cares , halo 3 sucks yust as bad , or wait even more then wiifit.
Conan-san's Avatar
Conan-san at 03/22/2009 06:59
I don't see why anyone cares, WiiFit is not a game. Hell, it barely qualitfies as computer software.
Digital Sarcasm's Avatar
Digital Sarcasm at 03/22/2009 07:09
we need a new hope
sanadawarrior's Avatar
sanadawarrior at 03/22/2009 07:43
I agree with C4 this was written by and would only bother people who use vgchartz to find some meaning to their lives.
C4Vicious's Avatar
C4Vicious at 03/22/2009 07:47
@ Jon Holmes,

Wow, I was hoping for a serious, well thought and intelligent response to fuel debate. Apparently this is the extent of your skill as a journalist. Good day sir and enjoy your teabagging.
Matthew Blake's Avatar
Matthew Blake at 03/22/2009 07:49
Makes sense- it appeals to a broader audience than Halo 3, as has already been said. Whether or not these people play it for more than a week is irrelevant- Nintendo already has their money. Besides, how many big-name titles do we plow through and dispose of like a used condom? I have friends who stopped playing Grand Theft Auto 4 after about two weeks because they had beaten all the missions.

And before we get into this "Nintendo doesn't care about us anymore" shtick again... what about Mario Galaxy? Or Metroid Prime 3? Smash Bros. Brawl? Mario Kart? On top of that, Punch-Out's coming out soon, and there's a new Pikmin along the way. You think half of these people who bought Wii Fit can even spell Pikmin? Seriously, guys.
B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 03/22/2009 08:00
The only good that can come from this is if Namco starts making new Time Crisis games for the Wii utilizing the balance board as the foot pedal instead of the terrible PS3 version where the gun had all the buttons attached to the side.
Wan Sum Dung's Avatar
Wan Sum Dung at 03/22/2009 08:08
Everyone needs to relax and go try yoga on Wii Fit, the new hardcore!
Haxan's Avatar
Haxan at 03/22/2009 08:29
Wow. That is just way too much snark for me to handle all at once.

I understand that the Wii owns your life, I really do. But I thought that at the very base that you were a gamer. A gamer before a fanboy. Yet, here you are, gleefully trumpeting the fact that Nintendo's non-game has outsold a real video game (not that I have a ton of love for Halo 3).

I'm actually with you when it comes to Twilight Princess. I'm with you on Mario Galaxy and Tatsunoku Vs. Capcom. I even liked House of the Dead: Overkill more than you. Hell, I even agreed with your review of Animal Crossing and am willing to give Dead Rising a chance. Because I am a gamer. And these are all games.

If you haven't noticed, we are all gamers here. Gamers before fanboys. And a great game on any system is enough to make any of us happy. But this isn't a real game. This is a sad event for gamers even if the sarcasm was turned off. We don't need the publishers of the world continuing to believe that their time is best spent on mini-game collections (even those with balance boards and daily fitness regimens), and not on the epic games that we are so very in love with.

I love ya, Jon, but this sometimes does go a little bit far.

Take my hand. Join us. I want to show you the universe of gaming that exists beyond the Wii. Don't worry. You're not leaving it behind. Look, it's right there behind you. See, some all the people moving between the systems? They can always show you the way back when you get lost. We can all be gamers together without the denominational splits. You could ultimately be a leader that can aid in bringing us gamers together instead of someone that helps to keep us apart. I believe in your power, Jon. Join us.
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