In response to a joke that Thomas Was Alone would sell better in North America with a dubstep trailer, our own Conrad Zimmerman put the above video together. The sad thing is that watching this video reminded me that I've been meaning to buy this game, so it is technically true that the dubstep trailer will help increase sales.
The good news is that Thomas Was Alone is on sale currently, so if that dubstep trailer gets you fired up over saltatory quadrilaterals, then you can pick it up cheaply! Otherwise, Patrick reviewed the digital release of Sonic Adventure 2, TheManchild wrote about being stupid, and so much more happened on this fine Friday.
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