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But yeah, that parody is awesome.
It doesn't matter if you're serious or trolling. Star Wars is dead. It isn't cool anymore. And that's sad -- so very, very, very sad. I can't get angry anymore; I can't argue anymore; I just can't work up the energy to care about anything Star Wars related anymore. I'm sorry.
Damn, so close. Unfortunatly wanderingpixel nailed my feelings as well.
I wish I could though, years ago I could have come at you like a freight train, but no longer on this...
Are you sure you didnt mean Final Fantasy 4 sucks balls? I think you did... And I don't like that tone or that smug smile on your ursine face!
I mean wtf? FF4 is the greatest game ever crafted, it defined what you could bring to the table in gaming! The heroes and heroics, the villains and the villainy! The timeless lesson of love, fellowship, and betrayal. Of being human and fighting for your beliefs and whats right in your heart. And then, in a world of sword and sorcery, to blast off to the MOON!
That game showed us just what it meant to be human, and to never give up!
I don't even know where you get off saying such things, you hater!
i'm sorry, but was Star Wars ever actually good? i'm sorry, but fanboys can wet themselves all they want - i've seen first 6 movies long before the prologue trilogy was made and they sucked ass. they were like incredibly bad, cheesy B movies that were so fuckin embarrassing to watch.
i love how people trash new trilogy, but face the facts - it's the exact same thing, you just matured in-between those trilogies to figure out that BOTH are crap.
the only thing good that came out of those movies were few cool videogames.
Darth Vader being a whiny bitch, trying to link the prequels and the originals in the most inexplicable ways (Vader created C3P0? Boba Fett is a clone/a whiny little bitch?). It's stupid. Don't just say people haven't watched the movies, you can like the prequels if you like, but they were dumb as fuck films.
@PrinceHeir a good laundry list of the blu-ray collection errors:
Vader yells "NNNOOOOOOOOO" right before he picks up the emperor to keep in line with Anakin "NNNOOOOOOOOO" at the end of ep.3
Ewoks now have CGI eyelids that click when they blink.
They STILL haven't fixed all the lightsaber color errors (sometimes it's red or sometimes it's bubblegum pink for Vader, Luke's changes between green, light green, and white basically).
They added CGI here, a "krayt dragon yell" there, a rock for r2-d2 to hide behind from the sand people but then the rocks gone when he wants to come out. Just a TON of careless stuff. There is more, but it's $90 I'm not willing to spend on subpar quality when they STILL won't give original remastered versions of the original trilogy. All I want, cleaned up copies of the originals.
Greedo shooting first makes for a better story? Again, not much vested anymore, but I am a bit interested to hear that out, do tell.
I coulda swore some EU story had that whole mess starting with Greedo demanding Han marry his dead sisters carcass over some custom or something...
"Star Wars is dead. It isn't cool anymore."
Well thank god I don't let what's cool dictate what I enjoy. Star Wars is alive and well and very very enjoyable to me. Fair weather fans can come and go as they please. Absolutely nothing is going to take away my enjoyment of something I've loved so much since I was 3 years old.
Proud to be uncool.
But really, no trolling: there REALLY is a reason for all the new saga hating beeyoung the good ol' fashioned nerd rage?
I'd agree there's no real reason to hate them besides nerd rage, but they're just not very good movies period, though you might be able to argue 3 was okay. But even then, watching the prequels before the older ones destroys one of the best and most famous plot twists in cinema history. That's reason enough to not like them.
And I really like those movies, they are great in a hollywood-ish and fun way. But no problem with you don't liking it. Opinions and stuff.
Still love the movies.
Only tough decision is what order do I show my kid the movies when he is old enough?
STAR WARS somewhat opens with luke Skywalker finding his uncle and aunt burned and dead... episode 1 we get, Jar Jar binks and fucking baby pod racing. How exactly does that compare to frozen Han Solo, Jabba and Greedo definitely not shooting first? Incidentally- about Greedo shooting first, It's about characterization. Han solo is a mercenary, he's supposed to be immoral- he's not a hero until later. Lucas suddenly decides he wants to paint a more moral picture of Han, wtf.
I'm not the kid I used to be but the original trilogies untouched by easily dated cgi (don't tell me the shitty inserted cgi Han/jabba scene looks good)are still classics of kiddy nostalgia that I'd buy and watch on a sunday along with my original Indiana jones trilogy (yes, fuck 4 and hopefully no remastered with cgi snakes and comedy cartoon date eating monkey coming up). How exactly is it entitled to want the original versions of the films you loved? Is Lucas going to update the films every time CGI makes advances ? Leave old stuff behind. Incidentally THX 1138 is an amazing film and it's sickening how Lucas as an artist could abandon that kind of film making completely after the success of Star Wars.
Can you imagine the outcry if some hack replaced all the stop frame in 'Clash of the Titans' with CGI?
CGI is great for robots, space ships and giant structures, but for anything trying to be living it utterly fails.
OH FUCKING KILL ME I can't believe I've still got the energy for this.
Actually, can i just go with the all Star Wars is fucking shit unless you're under 9 argument?

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