Nintendo. Hey, Nintendo. Make a Mario game like this. Seriously, just do it.
On this first Monday of December (that was near 80 degrees outside for me), there's a $200 3DS XL bundle out there, Humble THQ Bundle is making millions, a cosplayer is now the face of BioShock Infinite, I'm very tired, and more things happened on 12/3/2012 than you'll ever know.
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