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The Daily Hotness: Everybody hates Milhouse

11:59 PM on 08.09.2013 // Abel Girmay

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The poor blue-haired bastard that can't seem to get a lick of respect from anyone, Milhouse Van Houten will always occupy the softest part of whatever love I still hold for The Simpsons. So let the angelic vocals of Cossbysweater remind you of what this sad child has had to endure for the last 24 years.

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