The poor blue-haired bastard that can't seem to get a lick of respect from anyone, Milhouse Van Houten will always occupy the softest part of whatever love I still hold for The Simpsons. So let the angelic vocals of Cossbysweater remind you of what this sad child has had to endure for the last 24 years.
Today, we say goodbye to Microsoft Points with the next Xbox Live update, Deep Silver unveils their $1 million dollar edition of Saints Row IV, Pokemon X and Y introduces new mega-evolutions, Sega teases a Yakuza related announcement for August 18th, and Target is going to have Vitas on sale for $199.99.
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