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For the first time ever, videogame breasts weren't all that hot. That's probably a good thing, though. NOT SAFE FOR WORK BY THE WAY!

Ben checked out The Old Republic, we're near the end of our top 50 videogames of the decade, Medal of Honor's bearded warrior is real, RedBox may be renting out games soon, Max Payne 3 gets pushed back and more happened on 12/03/09.

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The Saboteur's naked, saucy, boob-filled dancing
The Old Republic to have largest VO production in history
The Top 50 Videogames of the Decade (#20-11)

Community:

Community blogs of 12/03/09
Forum of the day: Should Destructoid have 5 star reviews?

Previews:
Going to a galaxy far far away with The Old Republic
Amateur Surgeon: Christmas (free game!)

Contests:
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News:
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Doritos 'Unlock Xbox' quarter-finalists announced
Japan loses its sh*t over Final Fantasy XIII
New Alan Wake image appears; crane confirmed
Man plays videogames, falls asleep on a baby
EA: Medal of Honor to take the FPS crown from Activision
Walmart price cuts spanked GameStop's stock?
Medal of Honor's bearded warrior is real!
Don't worry, Tiger Woods, EA still loves you
The Saboteur's free launch DLC features nudity settings
More Street Fighter IV costumes, other stuff to hit Home
Edge of Twilight developer issues statement on layoffs
Winner revealed for 2BeeGames' 2nd Indie Game Competition
Wii gets the music room you've always dreamed of
Angry moron threatens GameStop workers with death
EU Gran Turismo 5 demo coming December 17
MS bans Modern Warfare 2 glitchers, Sony not bothered
RedBox working to rent out games soon
Good Old Games now offers Myst, Riven coming soon
Games for Windows LIVE getting Games on Demand
Dirty Max Payne 3 pushed to second half of 2010
Rumor: PSP Minis to be playable on your PlayStation 3
Will the sequel to Borderlands be called 'Borderworlds'?
Spider-Man 3 composer scores The Saboteur's main theme
ModNation Racers beta starts this month, sign up now
Support this: 48 hours of Ratchet & Clank for charity
Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time gets pretty little patch
Traveler's Tales: PSPgo will die if games aren't cheaper
Lips: Party Classics will have you singing 'Y.M.C.A.'
Mikey Neumann provided mo-cap for Lilith in Borderlands

Offbeat:
Mortal Kombat's tournament system isn't all that fair
Tiger Woods crash + The Sims = profit?
BARGAIN: Sarah Palin signed 360 for 800 smackers

Media:
Final 2 character classes announced for The Old Republic
Dark Void has a new trailer that's dark and voidy
The Old Republic to have largest VO production in history
Data East Arcade Classics will be cheap, fun and out soon


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NCHammer326's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 00:38
NCHammer326
...and all was right with the world.
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 00:54
Sir Legendhead
Ah yeah. I remember back in the day, when Jim posted this video like forty-five minutes ago. Good times. :)
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 02:06
Orionsaint
Oh God. Fox news here we come lol!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 05:57
atheistium
not even a jiggle...

fucking pointless that is. lol
ayumix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 07:42
ayumix
I find nudity in games disturbing the same way I find H-games disturbing. It's not even real - my Squirtle can't decide whether to turtle or ...

@atheistium
I was thinking the same thing! Perhaps it'll be better on a PC with a PhysX card. ;)
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 13:07
Vanilla Gorilla
First time viewing this... I need to extend some props to the animators. I've seen a lot of games have dance sequences and they've all been just fucking terrible.

But this one... This one is different. It doesn't look like a quick marionette job at all. The way they move almost looks mocap from someone who actually does saucy dancing.
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