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We learned seven things about Tokyo Game Show 2009, we gave you an exclusive look at Super Meat Boy, Conrad reviewed Katamari Forever and the Dead Rising 2 shirt would have been so awesome without the rules listed on the back of the thing. Seriously, who f**king designed that shirt? Your taste in fashion sucks ... and more stuff happened on 09/28/09.

TGS 09:
Final Fantasy XIII trailer is hot, hot hot!
Companies missing in action this year
Next year's show gets a tentative date
7 things I learned from Tokyo Game Show 2009

Destructoid Originals:
Monday (mutilation) Mind Teasers: Karoshi series
Lucidity is a example of how LucasArts is doing new IP
And now a severed hand: Dante's Inferno PR gets scary
New releases: Dead Space, Ninja Gaiden 2, and more
Exclusive: The sights & sounds of Retro Super Meat Boy
The Forgotten: The King's Field series

Community:
The Forgotten: A Storm of Romance Under the Banner of Love
Community blogs of 09/28/09
Forum of the day: Demos?

Reviews:
Katamari Forever

Previews:
The five rules of Dead Rising 2's 'Terror is Reality'

Contests:
Play Audition and win a netbook, iPods and more!

News:
No pre-release demo planned for Modern Warfare 2
The Watchmen are coming to LittleBigPlanet
Colosseum dev reveals Alive & Undead for PSN
Sony still thinking of a name for the PS3 Wiimote
Super Street Fighter IV screenshots appear!
Nintendo DLC Update: Dragon Quest: Wars and Altered Beast
Forza devs reckon Xbox 360 is not maxed out yet
XBLA this week: Bust-A-Move, Military Madness, and more
Wolfmother, QOTSA rock Guitar Hero 5 DLC in October
New studio Hello Games reveals Joe Danger
Gridrunner Revolution is out now, go play the demo
Fans are making Mass Effect 2 better
Swine flu affecting judgement, Gearbox makes wild Twitter promises
L.A. Noire is still happening, coming along 'splendidly'
Would you pay $10 for Lucidity? LucasArts hopes so
Super Street Fighter IV revealed, new fighters confirmed
Brutal Legend themed Soapbox car wins Red Bull Derby

Offbeat:
Metal Gear Solid fan movie looks pretty good
Scribblenaut artist does Final Fantasy VI, Darkstalkers

Media:
Our first real glimpse of Dawn of War II: Chaos Rising
Can Tecmo's NBA Unrivaled channel NBA Jam?
Ski Beatz really excited about 'swing' in Beaterator
Dragon Age: Origins has music, this video proves it
Leaked God of War Collection footage is annoying, bad