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The Daily Hotness: Buy Critter Crunch! photo

Critter Crunch is one of the best puzzle games on the PSN and it hasn't been selling all that well. What the hell, guys?! Buy it now!

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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12

Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 00:49
Xzyliac
Peach isn't a playable character in New Super Mario Bros. Wii because she's a c**k-teasing whore

Truer words my friends. Truer words.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 01:20
Crunshii
hmmm Im going to blog something that might help sales on Critter Crunch.
ryderbackside's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 02:53
ryderbackside
After I heard about Critter Crunch's dilemma, and after I upgraded my HD from 60 to 320 (woot) I bought the damn thing and have enjoyed it immensely. Support cool games that need your support!
jamBOT's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 04:47
jamBOT
Wait. How is it possible for Princess Peach to be a cocktease and a whore? You figure she'd be on or the other. Either, your a "virgin" or "not easy", teasing it just to get what you want. Or your a big whore and sleeps around with whoever available, because you like sex.
HOLY TACO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 06:32
HOLY TACO
@jamBot. Easy, screwing Bowser while teasing Mario with the damsel in distress routine. Attention whore.
Strandli's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 07:08
Strandli
hmm... Maybe it would help if it was released on the European PSN, where I got all my left-over credits, HM?!
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 10:43
KwikPwn
Critter Crunch is good on my iPod touch, don't know if I'd want to play it on a console though.
dwolfwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 11:35
dwolfwood
Bought Critter Crunch after submitting to the peer pressure that is destructoid.
hoyt414's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 11:42
hoyt414
Listen, I hate to hear exclusive PSN shit doesn't sell well, but I just don't like puzzle games. Sorry.
Gazp's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 12:10
Gazp
I would love to buy Critter Crunch... if it was on the FREAKING EUROPEAN STORE!!
Damn stupid laws, copyrights and all that shit.
Mulk Calathar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 15:02
Mulk Calathar
I'm not buying nythying else on the PSN store until Dark Mist comes out in US.
WickedSwagger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2009 18:56
WickedSwagger
I really must be missing something with Critter Crunch. I know it was only $7 but I want my money back. The gameplay mechanic just isn't incredibly impressive nor that fun and all the bright colors and Pikachu-esque characters can't make up for that. This could have easily been a free flash game.
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