For a second, I was really interested in being buried in a videogame themed coffin. But then I remembered that it would be pointless to get a coffin as I plan on being shot off into the Sun with fireworks strapped all over my corpse. What can I say? I want to entertain people even at my funeral.
Jonathan Holmes interviews Koji Igarashi of Castlevania fame, Justin previews Requiem: Bloodymare, Niero interviews the new Chief Technology Officer of Microsoft Chris Satchell, some fatty gets upset over a game about fatties, and plenty more happened on Wednesday.
Wednesday Regulars:
Podtoid 62 tonight, say things and then we'll say things about your things
Scraps: Thank you for being a friend, Estelle Getty (7/23/08)
Original Features:
Game Debate to the Death! Best Paper Mario game? [Update]
E3 Originals:
Video interview with Castlevania's Koji "TigerMan" Igarashi
Previews:
Early impressions: Requiem: Bloodymare
Destructoid Interview:
Chris Satchell wants to make you a garage game millionare
News:
Nintendo apologizes to real gamers: Sorry for the 'misunderstanding'
Resident Evil 5 for Wii, 'confirmed' by Sega? Wait, what?
Feminists sh*t all over Fat Princess, real people laugh
Independently owned stores to join the R4 ban bandwagon
Captain Obvious: Resident Evil 5 will still have gore
New York signs videogame bill into law
Penny Arcade Adventures coming to PSN
Reggie wants a GTA on the Wii
RE5 isn't racist because Capcom has black friends
Gears of War 2 collector's edition details
Microsoft turns Games for Windows Live into a free for all
New Captain Rainbow characters revealed: Not-so-little Mac and Takamaru
Get your epilepsy out of my WipEout HD
Sam & Max Season Two getting a collectors DVD, other stuff
Triggerheart Exelica Enhanced coming to PS2 with Faintear playable
Jeff Minter set to torment ... I mean dazzle us with another XBLA game
Rumortoids:
Final Fantasy VII to XBLA and PSN?
Bungie developing an iPhone game
Announcement of a huge PS3 exclusive coming
Lulz:
Taking 'bury me with my games' to a whole new level
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I want to be buried with my girl pants so I can be eternally tortured.
"Look what your fucking wore for a couple of years of your life, jesus christ."
I'd like to be buried in a Halo coffin, just so those who attend my funeral will be unable to make it through the service without snickering wildly.
Halo ds exist but no one is getting that game.
I want to be buried in a large game cube.
@darkair
It doesn't exist. A mock-up/tech demo once existed, but the game itself does not.