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Today, Dale North continues his amazing tour of the Tokyo Game Show, new episodes of The Daily Spelunk and Now Bloody Playing beam into your brains, Chris Carter recommends some Vita games, Angry Birds Star Wars II gets reviewed, Grand Theft Auto V has made more money than Jesus, and La-Mulana 2 will kill us all.
Friday Night Fights: Thefting all the grands and autos
Community blogs of 9/20
Forum thread of the day: iOS 7: An Update or Merely Andrapple
Review: Angry Birds Star Wars II
Digging for depth in Deep Down
Hands-on with the new PS Vita, remote play PS4 test
TGS: She doesn't look very Gung Ho about her job
Lightning Returns at TGS: Open worlds, cool costumes
Dead Rising 3 makes me happy with how crazy it is
Not bad at all! A Realm Reborn running on Surface at TGS
Yakuza Restoration looks incredible
Injustice: God Among Us to get character re-balance patch
Logitech teases new iOS 7 gaming controller
Swery65 talks D4 Xbox One exclusivity, and more
Valve teases Steam living-room news for next week
Ready for more punishment? La-Mulana 2 announced
Dota 2 First Blood update adds LAN play, Captain's Draft
Grand Theft Auto V achieves $1 billion in sales
Soulcalibur II HD for Wii U if there's demand, says Namco
You should really be playing The Showdown Effect
The blackguards are revealed
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