You could spend many years in grad school accruing massive amounts of debt to earn a master's degree in quantum physics. Or you could watch an a cappella parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" that condenses all the material in six minutes. Your choice.
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Today, Dale North continues his amazing tour of the Tokyo Game Show, new episodes of The Daily Spelunk and Now Bloody Playing beam into your brains, Chris Carter recommends some Vita games, Angry Birds Star Wars II gets reviewed, Grand Theft Auto V has made more money than Jesus, and La-Mulana 2 will kill us all.
So you just got a Vita? Here are some recommendations
Intestinal parasites - The Daily Spelunk
Shelter - Now Bloody Playing
Live show: Dtoid.TV hits 100,000,000 views
Friday Night Fights: Thefting all the grands and autos
Community blogs of 9/20
Forum thread of the day: iOS 7: An Update or Merely Andrapple
Contest: Win Dragon Fantasy Book II on PS3 or Vita!
Contest: Win the Be Mine Special Edition bundle!
Review: Angry Birds Star Wars II
Digging for depth in Deep Down
Hands-on with the new PS Vita, remote play PS4 test
TGS: She doesn't look very Gung Ho about her job
Lightning Returns at TGS: Open worlds, cool costumes
Dead Rising 3 makes me happy with how crazy it is
Not bad at all! A Realm Reborn running on Surface at TGS
Yakuza Restoration looks incredible