Now that all that April Fools' Day hullabaloo is over and done with, there was a lot of legitimate stuff going down today. Most of it less fun, granted. Back to reality. The reality in which I'm still reeling from GDC illness and can't even numb myself with baseball because I don't have cable. Oh, man. I made myself sad. I suddenly appreciate April Fools' Day a bit more than I did yesterday.
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