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Some of the EGM/1UP staff have joined together to create a retro review show called The Brok3n Pix3ls, which is a bit like Mystery Theater 3000 and finding yourself drugged on your sofa with two of your friends back in the 80's when a Playstation was what you put a toddler into. In this episode they touch on two games best known for being utterly awful - Aerosmith's arcade shooter Revolution X and Ring King on the Nintendo. Ring King would be a long forgotten blip of Data East 8-bit obscurity if it were not for what is arguably the most homoerotic visual ever put into a sports game... what the heck are they doing down there?!!
Like a well oiled machine those two are, look at them go! They're not tightening the belts, tying your shoes, mending wounds, etc - it's man to man fellatio, a foursome sausagefest exhibitionist peepshow at the ringside. Even Wikipedia is behind us on this one. So indie game developers, take note! When you're up against a superior game like Punch Out, just throw a little sexual innuendo in there and you'll do just fine. Bonus reading: I-Mockery's sexual moments in video games for more unintentionally provocative look as the pixels of the young and restless. At the very least I'm sure some gaymers might have enjoyed this! Next page: More Classics stories
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