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Yeah, ha ha ha, us and our silly religions. We get it, Jim.
That aside, this does sound like a neat concept, I'd like to see how such a turn-based strategy MMO turns out once it hits the market.
That aside, this does sound like a neat concept, I'd like to see how such a turn-based strategy MMO turns out once it hits the market.
oh my god i can't wait to play the level where you walk through the desert for 40 years with moses!!!
Religion bashing, how very predictable...Anyway, these Bible based games sometimes end up being so bad they're worth playing. I'll keep a eye on this one.
Lolz at Bible games.
Also, Jim, the phrase is deep-seated, not seeded. Seeded is a common misconception. Just for future reference, don't hate me. :P
Also, Jim, the phrase is deep-seated, not seeded. Seeded is a common misconception. Just for future reference, don't hate me. :P
Is it just me or does this just look like a browser game, like one of those shallow facebook city games.
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GoD iSNT ReeL BiTCHeS WeRe ALL MoNKieS AND SHiT HOW CoULD ANi1 BeLeiVe iN A MAN FLoATiN iN THA SKie????????
So SMART HeRe YALL.
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GoD iSNT ReeL BiTCHeS WeRe ALL MoNKieS AND SHiT HOW CoULD ANi1 BeLeiVe iN A MAN FLoATiN iN THA SKie????????
So SMART HeRe YALL.
This seems silly but maybe for Christian gamers or kids who can only play Christian games this is an alternative for them.
kinda funny how there's more outcry when he bashes sony than when he bashes THE BIGGEST FUCKING RELIGION IN THE WORLD!
@rexwolf,
Pretty sure there are more muslims on the planet now. Seem to recall something about that in the news a while ago, might be wrong. This article made me laugh. If only we could all be as smart and good looking as Jim the hip sarcastic atheist.
Pretty sure there are more muslims on the planet now. Seem to recall something about that in the news a while ago, might be wrong. This article made me laugh. If only we could all be as smart and good looking as Jim the hip sarcastic atheist.
Cool Christian raps about "side hugs" didn't work so they're trying to hook the kids on digital heroin? Well, this might actually work.
The mindless repetition of bible study could be made more popular if the students got their rewards *before* they die, in the form of Jesus points or whatever it'll be.
Will prayers work like spells in this game perhaps? You know, unlike IRL.
The mindless repetition of bible study could be made more popular if the students got their rewards *before* they die, in the form of Jesus points or whatever it'll be.
Will prayers work like spells in this game perhaps? You know, unlike IRL.
I would suggest Jim taking the edge off in his writing, but having an offensive edge is what makes Jim Jim. So meh.
Now then, is this going to be the answer for repressed young Christian gamers whose parents won't let them play more sinful MMOs?
Now then, is this going to be the answer for repressed young Christian gamers whose parents won't let them play more sinful MMOs?
Beautiful. People see a mildly satirical article concerning the bible, and it's construed as religion-bashing. Nice. If you read the bible and take it literally, you're all terrible theists.
I never would of guessed people took the time to make religious related games that don't involve having some type of educational purpose slapped on to it, or am I missing the big picture here?
The stereotyping in this post is just as bad as the hypocrisy you blame Christians of having. Bearded man in the sky granting wishes? Find me a Bible verse with that description. Heh.
@rexwolf2
As a Christian getting upset over this is a waste of time and energy... especially considering its Jim.
As a Christian getting upset over this is a waste of time and energy... especially considering its Jim.
@Robert: Wow. You certainly showed him. Oh wait, he was just making a joke. You took it seriously, so I'm guessing you have no sense of humor. You have the makings of a fine Christian man.
I don't know why Christians get so defensive over some jokes. Surely God's on your side and you have an eternity of wondrous things waiting for you. What do you care what one Hellbound heathen says?
@Bigmoose85
The Atheists Prayer...
Lord with the white beard and white skin, please give me the charm of a thousand puppies so I can fuck this hot ass blonde bitch at the coffee shot. She has a tight little ass that even you would fuck. Also, she only has B-cup tits so can't you like...snap your fingers...and make them the size of cantalopes? Your bastard tiny dick son Jesus is too much of a fag and won't help me out......Muhammad said he would help but he blew himself up on accident..Im running out of time... but not out of options! There are thousands of other gods and religions to choose from if this prayer doesn't work! Thank You in advance
PS: Please end world hunger, war, genocide, pain, fear, disease & poverty too since you are so powerful and loving.....
Ramen
The Atheists Prayer...
Lord with the white beard and white skin, please give me the charm of a thousand puppies so I can fuck this hot ass blonde bitch at the coffee shot. She has a tight little ass that even you would fuck. Also, she only has B-cup tits so can't you like...snap your fingers...and make them the size of cantalopes? Your bastard tiny dick son Jesus is too much of a fag and won't help me out......Muhammad said he would help but he blew himself up on accident..Im running out of time... but not out of options! There are thousands of other gods and religions to choose from if this prayer doesn't work! Thank You in advance
PS: Please end world hunger, war, genocide, pain, fear, disease & poverty too since you are so powerful and loving.....
Ramen
'rape'; WHERE? Many old jewish laws were designed to protect women, even through war the women of the other nations
'genocide'; It isn't genocide if God created the people in the first place. Morons with limited understanding see God from a human perspective rather then seeing him just undoing what he did, choosing what he wants to do with what he created in the first place
'deep seeded racism'; Again, WHERE?!
All this and the fact that the old testament cannot be removed from its original context and purpose. e.g. God would not genecide directly or in the same way.
Raging internet nerds throwing empty insults about a religion they cannot even begin to understand is funny. Actually just goes to show how powerful the religion(s) are that they get this treatment... Why are so many afraid of them?
Jim, you should organise a real debate (you'll have to use yourself of course, no point in making all those comments in all your articles if you cannot back them up personally) instead of hiding behind ideologies and a lot of barking (a.k.a. hateful comments that have no backing, with no actual bite).
"My only problem with Bible games is that the story is always so far-fetched for some reason."
Yet magical transformations, illogical existance, and an ever-changing story that have NEVER been proved are realistic?
Just goes to show how distorted your own perspection is.
'genocide'; It isn't genocide if God created the people in the first place. Morons with limited understanding see God from a human perspective rather then seeing him just undoing what he did, choosing what he wants to do with what he created in the first place
'deep seeded racism'; Again, WHERE?!
All this and the fact that the old testament cannot be removed from its original context and purpose. e.g. God would not genecide directly or in the same way.
Raging internet nerds throwing empty insults about a religion they cannot even begin to understand is funny. Actually just goes to show how powerful the religion(s) are that they get this treatment... Why are so many afraid of them?
Jim, you should organise a real debate (you'll have to use yourself of course, no point in making all those comments in all your articles if you cannot back them up personally) instead of hiding behind ideologies and a lot of barking (a.k.a. hateful comments that have no backing, with no actual bite).
"My only problem with Bible games is that the story is always so far-fetched for some reason."
Yet magical transformations, illogical existance, and an ever-changing story that have NEVER been proved are realistic?
Just goes to show how distorted your own perspection is.
@Jim:
That is exactly why its a waste of time and energy man! You guys make it difficult for us, but at least you aren't feeding us to lions anymore.
That is exactly why its a waste of time and energy man! You guys make it difficult for us, but at least you aren't feeding us to lions anymore.
@ PrivatelronTFU
Well, you have to understand that it's text, and without any tone of voice or body language, so he could only go on the fact that it's Jim Sterling., A man who doesn't have the best track record of not pissing people off. At any rate, I'm Christian Lutheran and I'm having a hard time stomaching the fact that this game exists. Ugh... At any rate, can we all just quiet ourselves about religion? I'll talk about pretty much any subject, just not religion.
Well, you have to understand that it's text, and without any tone of voice or body language, so he could only go on the fact that it's Jim Sterling., A man who doesn't have the best track record of not pissing people off. At any rate, I'm Christian Lutheran and I'm having a hard time stomaching the fact that this game exists. Ugh... At any rate, can we all just quiet ourselves about religion? I'll talk about pretty much any subject, just not religion.
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