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"...after playing Modern Warfare 2, I'm not quite sure I've got it in me for another game with a totally nonsensical plot."
DOUBLE BURN!
DOUBLE BURN!
Fuck! I was in the process of developing a sidescrolling sci-fi action adventure RPG racing simulator with the same title.
The only person who would ever buy this, would be someone who already owns at least three bibles.
And of course, since this isn't coming to the PS3, that means that Sony is the Devil. Literally. You can't argue with FUNDAMENTALIST LOGIC!
Man I can't wait until I get to the part in which God tells Joshua to kill every man woman and child in Jericho. That was so humane and nice and loving, and I can enjoy the niceness and humanness of god even more when I read about his sponsored genocides on my 360.
Brings a tear to my eye it does.
And of course, since this isn't coming to the PS3, that means that Sony is the Devil. Literally. You can't argue with FUNDAMENTALIST LOGIC!
Man I can't wait until I get to the part in which God tells Joshua to kill every man woman and child in Jericho. That was so humane and nice and loving, and I can enjoy the niceness and humanness of god even more when I read about his sponsored genocides on my 360.
Brings a tear to my eye it does.
FUCKING BIBLE MOTHERFUCKER WE GOT FUCKING WINE AND DONKEYS AND SHIT WE GOING TO THE FUCKING EXTREME LIKE JESUS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING RESSURECTION
And God said "Let there be Bibles on the XBOX 360, RRoD for all who don't agree!"
Hell hath no fury like the red ring of death.
Hell hath no fury like the red ring of death.
Damn, Jim. I think this is a new low for you. It's nice to know approaching a topic with respect is a thing of the past.
The DLC for this game is going to be OFF THE HOOK!
I heard Jesus comes back from the dead as a reaver of souls, using his new found abilities to seek vengeance upon those who cast him down.
So it's like Soul Reaver, but with a beard.
I heard Jesus comes back from the dead as a reaver of souls, using his new found abilities to seek vengeance upon those who cast him down.
So it's like Soul Reaver, but with a beard.
@Tarvu
Only to Jesus, Adam & Eve, the Jews, and Sodom.
Anyway I'm just surprised this hasn't been done before. Every other app capable piece of technology has at least four or five Bibles.
I wanna know what it gets rated. Of course the devs are gonna want a rating for kids but, well, it's pretty fucked up book.
Only to Jesus, Adam & Eve, the Jews, and Sodom.
Anyway I'm just surprised this hasn't been done before. Every other app capable piece of technology has at least four or five Bibles.
I wanna know what it gets rated. Of course the devs are gonna want a rating for kids but, well, it's pretty fucked up book.
Which version? KJV blows harder than the usual.
Someone should put the Skeptic's Annotated Bible up.
Someone should put the Skeptic's Annotated Bible up.
Xbox has to balance it out now by adding the Necronomicon otherwise the satanic community will be offended.
"Damn, Jim. I think this is a new low for you. It's nice to know approaching a topic with respect is a thing of the past."
I'm sorry I made a joke about Modern Warfare 2's plot.
I'm sorry I made a joke about Modern Warfare 2's plot.
"I'd review this for Destructoid, but after playing Modern Warfare 2, I'm not quite sure I've got it in me for another game with a totally nonsensical plot."
Isn't it Destructoid policy to actually play through the whole game before reviewing it anyway?
Isn't it Destructoid policy to actually play through the whole game before reviewing it anyway?
Maybe to celebrate the release of Dante's Inferno, they can release Dante's Inferno in poem form, and then they can release Dante's Inferno in game form
I love the double standard on Dtoid: how it's not okay to even think about joking about sexuality, but when religion comes into play you can say whatever the hell you want and get away with it. I don't mean to be a dick, but seriously...
bible navigator x was dj for public enemy he later changed his name to terminator x and then back to jesus when public enemy became less popular.. i might try and get this into wkikpedia
I jokingly made a post like this a year ago. Perhaps I should put "predicting the future in boring ways" in my resume.
http://kickfacedesign.blogspot.com/2008/03/mr-shen-searching-for-faith.html
http://kickfacedesign.blogspot.com/2008/03/mr-shen-searching-for-faith.html
@Electrium
Lol gay people hahahaha, they're so different and we can joke about them.
There you go, double standards delt with.
Lol gay people hahahaha, they're so different and we can joke about them.
There you go, double standards delt with.
You all need to shut your traps about Jim slagging off Religion. Religion itself is a stupid idea and uses fear and false hope and bad morals to guide it's people. Heck, most wars came from religion!
Anyway, I won't say anymore before some Jehovah's Witness starts spouting nonsense.
Anyway, I won't say anymore before some Jehovah's Witness starts spouting nonsense.
Normally I'd stay away from this, but there is an 'X' in the title, so that makes me think that this is awesome,
I think it's amazing that people (including the staff here at Destructoid) will walk on eggshells with their words when it comes to anything related to homosexuality (for example, when that whole F.A.G.S acronym cropped up on that MW2 video). Just to make 100% sure that they don't accidentally offend a gay person. Yet, when it comes to religious stuff, and the bible, they have no problem crapping all over it, and throwing out offensive undertones by implying the bible has "a totally nonsensical plot." Not caring at all if that offends someone.
That is a perfect example of being hypocritical if you ask me. Both things have to do with personal choice, freedom of choice, free will, etc. Yet the majority of people in the world only respect one of those choices? Apparently, if you choose to be gay, everyone is going to support you and tell you how courageous you are, but choosing to believe in God means you are an idiot, and it's ok for you to be the butt of jokes, and sarcastic remarks.
I shouldn't really be surprised. Most of the blog posts by staff members here at Destructoid seem to be trying to get attention, or get a rise out of people. I just find it very ironic, and hypocritical that people tip-toe around the possibility of offending homosexuals, but any other type of "choice" is fair game.
/sigh
That is a perfect example of being hypocritical if you ask me. Both things have to do with personal choice, freedom of choice, free will, etc. Yet the majority of people in the world only respect one of those choices? Apparently, if you choose to be gay, everyone is going to support you and tell you how courageous you are, but choosing to believe in God means you are an idiot, and it's ok for you to be the butt of jokes, and sarcastic remarks.
I shouldn't really be surprised. Most of the blog posts by staff members here at Destructoid seem to be trying to get attention, or get a rise out of people. I just find it very ironic, and hypocritical that people tip-toe around the possibility of offending homosexuals, but any other type of "choice" is fair game.
/sigh
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