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Words cannot describe ... should have sent ... a poet.

And you thought awesome FMV and the Sega CD were dead!

In case you missed out on the first one, Creative Edge Studios is bringing the bikini-clad b*tches back for battle. I don't really have anything else to add, I just wanted to somehow work alliteration into this post. Also, this looks to be just about the greatest thing that never should have happened since Leonard Part 6

[Special thanks to myself for the uncanny ability to hunt down all things tentacle and rape on the internet.]








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Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 05:48
Mabec
Its a win-win situation. Its also a game for Ron.
Ocelot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 06:06
Ocelot
Fuck. That's dope.
Ocelot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 06:07
Ocelot
And by dope I meant bad for you but addictive (I've watched that video like 5 times and my girl is all wtf and shit, I love it)
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 06:31
Jim Sterling
..... wow.
ryooki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 06:43
ryooki
finally a good game for the Wii xD
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 07:05
wardrox
I just watched the trailer for BATTLE RAPER II.... Who makes these games!? I makes me feel so confused <_>
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 07:09
king3vbo
who the fuck is Jim Sterling, and why is he posting comments? XD

yah this is... odd. But hey, it would make a good DS game
LongCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 07:13
LongCat
That shit can't be real, can it? @_@
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 07:29
Aaron Mxy Yost
I think I saw this movie on USA Up all Night back when I was a kid.
Calla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 07:40
Calla
I personally just added this game to Nintendo's Touch Generation lineup...
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 07:48
ShawnKelfonne
The glowing armbands make them hardcore... or something...

Bah... I've got nothing.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 07:54
Rockvillian
wait.. what? What year is it?
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 08:00
s0lesurviv0r
A few of those ladies were a bit chunky, excellent!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 08:05
BahamutZero
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 08:27
Detry
I watched the Battle Raper II vid just now too...

Thats.. just... messed up.

First I thought, ok... just another fighting game.

Then they start posing and spreading thier legs n' shit.

O...k... bit weird but not too bad.

Then it's all titties flopping, cock sucking and skeet skeet skeet.

W.T.F
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 08:55
akathatoneguy
I just watched the Battle Raper II trailer too and the first thing I thought afterword is..."wait a minute...there was *ALREADY* a Battle Raper I?!?!?!"
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 09:18
skankerzero
Battle Raper series is SO 4 years ago...
thelegendarydurden's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 10:06
thelegendarydurden
she got SMACKED!!!!
Zanch's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 10:28
Zanch
Dead or Alive, eat your heart out. Also, I wonder how much they had to pay those chicks to do what is essentially cosplay....just without the costumes.
Zanch's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 10:29
Zanch
Sorry, sorry....I meant LARPing.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 10:32
Fronz
nice quote, Contact is a great movie. This video definitely isn't a waste of space :)
frosty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 11:09
frosty
pink bikinis should be mandatory in any chick fight
SlavedHeart's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 11:39
SlavedHeart
Ummmm.... Ummm....

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 13:05
JLanphear
Outstanding. Absolutely outstanding.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 13:31
KyleGamgee
The beautiful blonde bearing the black bikini is the best. (she's being carried)

Contact quote, FTW!
jimjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 15:46
jimjo
leonard part 6 was the best work Mr. Cosby evar attached his name to. flying off the top of a building on an ostrich after slaping vegans around with beef patties and wieners is probably the greatest scene Evar.That and him and his wife pouring soup on each other.Shit now that i think about it the lobsters!how could I forget the lobsters! oh magic butter how i could use thee now.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 23:05
Geoff
i heard that in this game you can get the women pregnant and if you give them an abortion via falcon-punch-in-the-stomach it'll give you an achievement point for your xbox but don't say it came from me
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2007 03:25
10BobMarleys
OMFG BATTLE RAPER IMPORT GET!
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2007 04:50
Burnt Meatloaf
And they call themselves "Creative Edge" Studios?

Good Lord.
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2007 04:53
Burnt Meatloaf
*10BobMarleys: "BATTLE RAPER"

Sir, that has potential to be the best title ever for the funniest game known to humankind, especially if it has prolific use of the facial expression known as the Religious Experience.
ridley80's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2007 12:46
ridley80
Battle Raper II looks like Soul Calibur, if you know, raping was involved. I like the picture taking option though. And the fun minigames.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 11:56
Jetsetlemming
That's what I thought when I watched that trailer: Battle Raper looks like a decent Soul Caliber ripoff... until about 2 minutes into the trailer...
Hey, it's a set up from the standard "Visual novel" porn game.
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