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The best videogame moms EVER!
The best videogame moms EVER! screenshot
Chad Concelmo
\\ 05.11.2008
84 comments

It’s Mother’s Day! Stop reading this for a second and go call your mom to tell her how much you love her. I don’t care if your mother “accidentally” ran you over with an orange truck or dropped you on your head at the local bar. She is your mother and deserves all the love and respect in the world.

Well, most mothers do, anyway.

In videogames, the mothers of main characters generally fall into three distinct categories: they are either completely insignificant, evil, or not talked about whatsoever. Some videogame moms, though, stand out as being truly interesting characters. Not only do they play a significant role in the game, they also personify what the perfect real-world mother should be: caring, compassionate, loving, and protective souls who only want the best for their family and loved ones.

Hurry up and finish signing that last-minute card and hit the jump for a list of the ten best videogame moms ... ever.

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10. Rosa (Final Fantasy IV the After: Tsuki no Kikan)

I just recently found out that there is a direct sequel to Super Nintendo classic Final Fantasy IV entitled Final Fantasy IV the After: Tsuki no Kikan. Sadly, it was only released in Japan and is only for mobile phones, but it exists nonetheless. Too bad my cell phone is from 1984 and I don’t speak Japanese; this sequel has the potential to be one of my favorite games of all time based on nostalgia alone.

In the game, you play as Ceodore — the 17-year-old son of Cecil and Rosa from the first game — as he teams up with new and returning characters to investigate a mysterious force that may or may not be affecting the world’s crystals.

True, it is a little unfair to include Rosa on this list since I haven’t played the game, but I think we can all assume Rosa turned out to be a good mother. She is a white mage; they are made to be good mothers.

Chances of winning Mother-of-the-Year: 80% - Should Ceodore ever get sick? Esuna!

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9. Mayna (Legacy of the Wizard)

Legacy of the Wizard is a forgotten gem released for the Nintendo Entertainment System. In the game you actually play as an entire family, with each member being selectable at any time. The family consists of seven people, five of whom are playable from the start: the father, the mother, the son, the daughter, and the pet.

While the mother Mayna may not be the strongest, she is the only character that can use special magic spells, making her one of the most valuable in the game. Instead of sitting back and watching her son do all the work, Mayna willingly jumps into the adventure to help her family as much as possible.

Chances of winning Mother-of-the-Year: 20% - Steals son’s spotlight a little too much.

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8. Marge (The Simpsons Arcade Game)

Yes, we all know Marge is one of the greatest television moms of all time, but never has Marge been so amazing than in The Simpsons Arcade Game.

To most people that watch The Simpsons on TV, Marge is the typical housewife and mother: she cooks dinner, tidies up the house, and gets the children ready for school. But in The Simpsons Arcade Game, things are a little different. In the game, Marge KILLS PEOPLE WITH A VACUUM CLEANER!

And for that she is amazing.

Chances of winning Mother-of-the-Year: 100% - SHE KILLS PEOPLE WITH A VACUUM CLEANER!

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7. Ness’s Mom (EarthBound)

Ness’s mother doesn’t even have a name, but that doesn’t make her any less of a great maternal figure. Whenever Ness comes to visit, his mom provides him with his favorite food and a place to sleep, fully recharging his health.

And that’s not all! The relationship Ness has with his mother actually plays a role in EarthBound’s gameplay. If Ness doesn’t call or visit his mom enough, he gets homesick, which sometimes causes him to miss a turn in battle. It is the simple sound of his mother’s voice that cures Ness and helps him grow stronger on his journey.

Chances of winning Mother-of-the-Year: 40% - Refuses to buy Ness a cell phone.

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6. Lara (Chrono Trigger)

Lara is the paraplegic mother of Lucca, one of the main playable characters in Super Nintendo masterpiece Chrono Trigger.

Lara doesn’t do much in the early stages of Chrono Trigger, but once Lucca and her friends learn how to time travel, everything changes. In an optional — but well worth it — sidequest, Lucca uses the Epoch time machine to travel back to the moment when her poor mother got her skirt caught in a machine, leading to her tragic paralysis. If she acts fast enough, Lucca can save her mother by entering a password to stop the machine (charming fact: the password is L-A-R-A) and change the future. Rewriting history? Only a daughter madly in love with her mother would risk something like that.

Chances of winning Mother-of-the-Year: 100% - You try telling the sweet woman who can’t walk that she didn’t win.

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5. Dr. Tenenbaum (BioShock)

The Little Sisters in BioShock are creepy, but if it wasn’t for their “mother” Dr. Bridgette Tenenbaum, they wouldn’t even exist.

Even though she created them to be nothing more than carriers of ADAM, Dr. Tenenbaum eventually feels guilty for her actions and vows to save all the Little Sisters. To do so, she enlists the help of BioShock's main character, Jack. When a Little Sister is captured, the player (playing as Jack) has a choice: either harvest her for a huge supply of power-enhancing Adam or give in to Tenenbaum’s pleas by freeing the Little Sisters and letting them live (relatively) happy lives.

She may have her issues, but, as a mother, Dr. Tenenbaum proves she has what it takes.

Chances of winning Mother-of-the-Year: 0% - Noble intentions do not outweigh being certifiably insane.

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4. Valanice (King’s Quest VII: The Princeless Bride)

Queen Valanice is actually introduced in King’s Quest II and is featured in all the games following, but it is not until King’s Quest VII when she becomes a playable character and the main focus of the story.

When her daughter Rosella is kidnapped and pulled through a mysterious portal, Valanice has no trouble whatsoever quickly jumping in after her. Even after landing miles away in a barren desert, Valanice journeys far and wide to find a way to be reunited with the daughter she loves more than life itself.

Chances of winning Mother-of-the-Year: 10% - Agrees to let her daughter marry an ogre.

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3. Lirum (Lost Odyssey)

BAAAAAWWWWWW! Sorry, I need a second to stop crying before I continue on with this post.

...

...

...

Okay, that’s better.

Lirum is the mother of sassy twins Cooke and Mack and the focus of one of the most heartbreaking videogame moments in the last decade. If you haven’t played Lost Odyssey, be prepared for the end of Disc One when you do. If you have, you know what I am talking about. Do you need a tissue?

Separated from her parents when she was very young, Lirum was forced to live her life never knowing if she would ever see her family again. During the long journey to find her mother and father, she bore two children and raised them alone on the outskirts of a warring kingdom.

After her children Cooke and Mack got older, Lirum was stricken with a terrible disease. Through all of this, though, she stayed strong and remained a wonderful mother to both her children ... all the way up to her final days.

BAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW! Oh no. Here I go again.

Chances of winning Mother-of-the-Year: 100% - BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!

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2. Jade (Beyond Good & Evil)

While not a mother in the biological sense of the word, Jade is still one of the best videogame mothers ever.

Starring in one of the greatest games ever made, Beyond Good & Evil, Jade takes in a large amount of orphaned children after their parents are killed in an alien invasion. Although she has a little help from her “uncle” Pey’j, Jade takes care of most of the children on her own, working as a freelance photographer to help pay the bills and put food on the table.

Even in the opening sequence of the game, Jade risks her life to save the children she has tried so hard to protect.

Chances of winning Mother-of-the-Year: 30% - Takes too many embarrassing baby pictures!

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1. Denise Concelmo (The Concelmo Family)

No, my mom has never starred in any videogames (although that would be awesome!). She is the best videogame mom of all time mainly because she had to deal with me, a hyperactive, nerdy child that did nothing but play videogames.

Every time my Mom would call me down for dinner, I would answer with a resounding “5 more minutes! I need to get to a save spot.” I wouldn’t come down for at least an hour. My mom never complained.

I would do really poorly on a test in school because I played videogames all night instead of studying. My mom smiled and told me to just do better next time.

I decided to start writing for a popular videogame Web site about things my mom knows nothing about. She still supported me no matter what.

These are the reasons why my mother is the greatest videogame mom of all time. Actually, no, these are the reasons why she is the greatest mom of all time.

Chances of winning Mother-of-the-Year: In the words of the fine mothers on the Maury Povich show: “One gazillion percent”

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I love you more than words, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day!



84 COMMENTS, LATEST BY Atlas
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There are 84 comments about this post:
ParaParaKing's Avatar
This made me all warm and fuzzy inside.
MaxVest's Avatar
Sellout!

OK, I would have done the same thing. Nice read.
Alpha 87655320875's Avatar
Where's Jenova?
tazarthayoot's Avatar
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MRS. CONCELMO!

Also, that Lost Odyssey part is a wee bit of a spoiler.
-D-'s Avatar
That's really sweet, Chad.
luoxiang22's Avatar
Ha, nice job! It makes me both appreciate your mum and also want to play Lost Odyssey.
Oew's Avatar
Aw.

You can tell your mother she's a great mom and a babe!
Professor Pew's Avatar
Nooo I caught diabetes! Didn't Ecco also have a family btw? Mmmmmmm??
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar
What about Misty Fey Chad? She sacrificed a lot for her daughters. An amazing list though, I loved that Ness' mom made the cut!
Holyetheline's Avatar
I hope your mom sees this. It was cute.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar
Your mom is almost like mine except for the failing tests because of videogames and not getting mad , that does make her one of the best mom's ever. however, i am unfairly biased towards my mom so sorry.
Lewis Bell's Avatar
WE LOVE YOU MRS. CONCELMO!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Aw, Chad...this is awesome. I totally set a reminder on my cell phone to make sure that I don’t forget to call my mom today. I bought her a nice little potted plant, which I gave to her last week (I’m at school, but I met my dad in the city and had him bring it home). She loved it! She’s not a fan of video games, but that only makes her negligibly less awesome. Happy Mother’s Day to all you moms out there!
suncrashesdown's Avatar
Chad Concelmo's Mom CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL!
John B's Avatar
Chad, you rock. Adding your mom as #1 was one of the best article twists I've seen in many years.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Hey everyone,
Some of you may have noticed a change in the main image. So sorry for that. I had a major technical malfunction and had to switch to the backup.

Also, I LOVE YOU ALL! :)
Ashley Davis's Avatar
Aw Chad, this was way too sweet. Moms rule!
njsykora's Avatar
Well, we can certainly see where Chad got his looks from.
Ascythopicism's Avatar
My mother's dead, you callous assholes! DEAD!

Thanks for rubbing it in, I think I'm going to go kill myself now (read: save money on a gift for a non-holiday, schwing!).
ajaxender's Avatar
Hey! Your mum cant be the best! Mine is! :P
dnl2ba's Avatar
I love the obscure ones like Mayna. I remember seeing that game in Nintendo Power, but I never played it, so it would never have occurred to me to include Mayna on the list.

Ick, JPEGs used for 8-bit and 16-bit screenshots. Try a GIF or PNG next time. (...Provide the image hadn't already previously been JPEG-compressed, in which case you should just leave it alone.) They'll be smaller in file size and better-looking.
CALkulon's Avatar
Yay for Mrs Concelmo, you rock!
The GHost's Avatar
Best. Aritcle. EVAR.

I'm so happy you put Ness's mom on that list :D
savagesaladin's Avatar
"Hurry up and finish signing that last-minute card"

I did not 20 minutes ago. I got it at CVS, and so did 3 other dudes. I also bought some candy and beef jerky. The beef jerky was mostly for me, though.

By the way, your mom is a MILF.
nilcam's Avatar
Chrono's mom was pretty awesome as well.

When I was a kid, my mom gamed with me all the time. I remember her completely owning me at Karate Champ. When we got home, I reminded her who was the better River Raid and Space Invaders player. Unfortunately, she died when I was still in college.
Wexx's Avatar
This is why you're....





AMAAAAZZZZZIIIIIIIIIINNNG! Chad.
F Whipple's Avatar
Great article chad, but I think you forgot Peach...I mean where else did all the koopalings come from?
wardrox's Avatar
yey for mums!
Technophile's Avatar
Oh Chad, You are adorable.
PaperBowser0's Avatar
Yay for all the moms everywhere!
lowercaseluke's Avatar
Not mother's day in Britain, thanks for almost giving me a heart attack lol.
Nessie's Avatar
LOL sneaky! that is very sweet. Happy Mother's Day to all the awesome mommies out there; videogame or not!
Christiangamer's Avatar
I can understand why that Pokemon guy's mom didn't make the cut. She let's the guy travel the world cock fighting unsupervised. Wait, no that's Ness's mom too.
Lord The Night Knight's Avatar
As a sort of mother, the Metroid baby taking to Samus.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
Yeah, I'm with Christiangamer, you forgot the Pokemon trainer's mom.

But you mom looks sweet and nice. All cool moms are sweet and nice. My mom was excited for mother's day today. I love my mom!
xe-cute's Avatar
Jeez you nearly gave me a heart attack.

I'm from the UK and thought I'd missed motehrs day (again).

Thank god for my trusty calander that says it was months ago and I did not miss it.
Velt's Avatar
More than ten years ago we almost lost her because of breast cancer.
She survived and se is with us. But she got an idiot for a son (myself), who is always in bad mood, hates people and does nothing else than work/study... so yeah, she deserves a place in heaven if there is something like that for standing me.
aborto thefetus's Avatar
For some reason I misread the title and thought it said " the best videogame moans ever" and I was expecting something naughty.
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar
Fuck yes, Legacy of the Wizard. Epic unknown game is epic and unknown.
Colette Bennett's Avatar
THANK YOU FOR MAKING CHAD MRS. CONCELMO!!!!!!
Faceless's Avatar
I gotta go call my mom now...
MechaMonkey's Avatar
Moms FTW
catsithx's Avatar
How sweet that was now my sugar level went from 120 to over a 1000
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar
I'd like to meet your mom, Chad. If you're super nice, then your mom must be Mother Teresa reincarnated.
Spartacus's Avatar
I hope your mom reads the site, Chad. Moms ftw.
-PL-'s Avatar
I bet Chad's mom is one of those awesome mom who feeds cookies and kool-aid to neighborhood kids playing around the house--and they're not even poisoned!
Tactix's Avatar
Awwww that was so sweet!!

Best Chad top ten list ever! An anecdote about my mom: she totally made my brother download a couple of songs on Rock Band cause she TOTALLY LOVES the drums :P

Happy Mothers Day to all the mom's out there!
h3lios's Avatar
Best top 10 ever. Chad is win.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Oh God, Chad picked his own mom as the....

That's so....

BAAWWWWWWW ;___;

I'm gonna go call my mom again. ;__;
Elitechief27's Avatar
Does your mom know about the finger-banging?
topgeargorilla's Avatar
I like the Mom from Animal Crossing, also.
KyleGamgee's Avatar
That's the great thing about moms. If you grow up and turn out to be gamer, they will still love you 'cause they're your mom.
evil chad's Avatar
lara and mrs concelmo FTW!!!!

jade raises orphens so i don't believe it should really count seeing as how she didnt have to put up with labor... but she can has humanitarian award.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
OMG, evil chad! YOU'RE OKAY! YAY! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
taumpytears's Avatar
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
naia-the-gamer's Avatar
Technophile stole my line :P

Nonetheless, this article is so sweet. Can I add some honorable mentions? (in addition to the list, not in place of)

Chrono's Mom in Chrono Trigger (though the Lara sidequest gets me fuzzy inside EVERY TIME).

Terra in FFVI- She becomes a mom for those kids...

The hero's mom in Dragon Warrior III- she heals you when you come home just like Ness's mother.

@Aborto: That would be hilarious. Could they be moans from sex while trying to play video games...? Hmmmm....
The-Excel's Avatar
That moment in Chrono Trigger scarred the effing eff out of me. Does it have a Memory Card segment yet? If not, it should.

The Concelmo Family would be an awesome WiiWare game.
Edarios's Avatar
The Boss from MGS3
ceark's Avatar
ha! that was brilliant!
SWE3tMadness's Avatar
When I first saw this article on the home page, I definitely was expecting Jenove to be included. After seeing who was actually picked though, I can understand why she didn't make the cut. Great read. :3
Wookiee's Avatar
No love for Nina Williams or Sophitia Alexandra?
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
Yo mama's so awesome, every time she smiles a dolphin is born.

Oh snap
Nameless Monster's Avatar
Hinawa, Lucas' and Claus mom from japan-only Mother 3 (Earthbound 2) should have been on the list, too !
Triphoppin's Avatar
this is a fantastic cblog!!
NightDehumidifier's Avatar
No mention of Mother from La-Mulana? She's the sole entity of life on the planet and it's your job to kill her and slaughter a fetus to collect a treasure from deep within her?
BA Chieftain's Avatar
Ness's mom is definitely 90%, and 40% is crap because cell phones weren't even around! (I know, senseless bitching, but that's how I do).

This makes me very excited for the 10 worst mothers (PK trainer's mom), and the 10 best/worst fathers (personally, I think Bowser was a pretty legit dad, giving all his kid's castles and spending so much time with Bowser Jr., while one of the pokemon games had your dad 1) not being around and 2) having to fight him to get a badge... what a dick).
Orochi Borgieman's Avatar
Nobody mentioned Ash's Mom from Pokemon? I'm saddened.

Sidenote: I also BAWWWWWWWW'd during the Lirum scenes in Lost Odyssey.
adultswim810's Avatar
i was expecting ash's mom from pokemon as well orochi
Wookiee's Avatar
"Blessings on the hand of women!
Angels guard its strength and grace,
In the palace, cottage, hovel,
Oh, no matter where the place;
Would that never storms assailed it,
Rainbows ever gently curled;
For the hand that rocks the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world."

(The movie by that title sucked)
RJG's Avatar
Number one was a cop-out. I would have put Dr. Light in that place, since he, erm, gave birth? to Mega Man.

Man-Mummy FTW.
The-Excel's Avatar
Who/what would the bosses in The Concelmo Family be?
kacie360's Avatar
how cute
lumberjackrock's Avatar
my mom played super mario bros on the sly when I was 5. now she calls all games nintendo games, to this day, despite having bought me a psone and ps2 in later years.
when she comes by my place, she no longer asks about the white box on top of the cable. love.
Wootex's Avatar
Honorable intentions are completely ruined by you calling Legacy of the Wizard a "gem", that game basically ruined my childhood.
mistic's Avatar
nice and warm post on dtoid! :-)

yeah you're right, my favourite video-game-mom is also my mom :-D
Paul Soth's Avatar
Could mention Vanessa from KOF, Laharl's mom from Disgaea, The Boss in MGS3, Sophie from Elite Beat Agents, Crimson Viper has a kid, and... er... go play Apollo Justice.
ScottyG's Avatar
I can imagine Mrs. Concelmo shaking her head in embarrassment, thinking "oh good lord, he's done it again". :p

Just kidding. Very sweet gesture, and one I should've seen coming a million miles away as I looked down the list. ;)
parrothead's Avatar
I was reading this thinking that my mom should be on this list, she let me and my little brother play video games and never really complained that we stayed up late or came to dinner a little late (I was a little afraid of my pops so I never came an hour late!) It is good to read that other moms helped foster our love of this medium of entertainment. Aren't Mom's great!!
Bizznet's Avatar
AAAWWWW!!! :3
PetiePal's Avatar
Chad you can now have my babies since you put Legacy of the Wizard in there.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Lost Odyssey makes me bawwww
Big Z's Avatar
Dawwwwwwww, that's so sweet.
hood_954's Avatar
Wheres that bitch from pokemon? she gave me running shoes, she saved money for me (without spending it) she let me fucking go on a bloody adventure all over the fucking country by myself when i was barely a teenager? and i didn't even have to call her! now that's a FUCKING PIMP mom!
Atlas's Avatar
I fapped to your mom

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