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The Bastion narrator sexifies Skyrim


8:00 PM on 02.12.2012



Adding the crooning pipes of Bastion's narrator to any video instantly increases its sexiness factor exponentially. It's just as true now as it's been in the past.

YouTuber Egger3rd whipped up a short machinima that sets Bastion's "The Kid" in the world of Skyrim. As "The Kid" makes his way to the chopping block, ol' Rucks digs into the unfortunate child's past, all while sending pleasant shivers down my spine. The 5:48 mark also sends shivers down my spine, though for a completely different reason.

Skyrim: Bastion Narrator Edition [YouTube] (This Bud's for you, Rammstein!)






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