*The award for the worst controller design goes to ... the USB Dragon Dual Shock
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The award for the worst controller design goes to ... the USB Dragon Dual Shock

3:51 PM on 09.06.2008  ·  Brad Nicholson
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There are a lot of options out there if you’re in the market for a third-party controller. The first thing that I tend to look at is the price in relation to the first-party stuff. Although the vast majority of us think cost, there is apparently a market for people that want just a tad bit more out of their controller. These guys want savings...and dragons.

Introducing the most wretched controller ever created, the USB Dragon Dual Shock Scary GamePad. This controller has it all for the dragon enthusiast in your family. It’s has a brilliant paint job, eyes that illuminate during play, and a very pronounced dragon head sticking out of the top. In addition to how sharp the head looks, it can also double as a holding device. If you’re too busy to eat potato chips while mashing on Fusion Frenzy 2, the dragon’s mouth can hold some until you win the match.

Honestly, I really want to meet the guy that will buy this controller. I want to look him in the eye, shake his hand, and walk off into the sunset. Because that guy has to be the coolest person to ever grace this planet.

[via teamteabag -- Thanks, Chelsea!]

 
 

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